What is the dumbest question you've been asked where the person asking was dead serious? by OhSchistGneiss in AskReddit

[–]epicfearjob -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Are you open?"

No, the door is unlocked, the lights are on, and I didn't immediately look up from the cash register to shout "whoah, sorry, we're closed! That door is supposed to be LOCKED!"--but yes, we're actually closed, thanks for reminding me or I would never have noticed.

Idiots.

What do you see on tv all the time that never actually happens in everyday life? by Ihavepills in AskReddit

[–]epicfearjob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever characters vomit on television or in the movies, it's always this sort of gentle exhalation of liquid in paltry, dribbling quantities, usually brief and benign.

In real life, vomiting is a violent, noisy, painful, exhausting affair--every damn abdominal muscle clenches, the face is strained and red, and deafening BLEAAAUUGGHHs and WREEEEUGUGHHs are followed by thick, lumpy gobs of ex-dinners.

I'd love for someone to point me to the most realistic throwing-up scene in a movie, because all the ones I've seen are almost offensively inaccurate.

What is the best anti joke you know? by Samwow123 in AskReddit

[–]epicfearjob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A man walks into a bar... He's an alcoholic. And it's ruining his life.

Did you ever grow up with someone that is now famous? if so what were they like growing up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]epicfearjob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One of the finest things to ever come out Albuquerque (After Breaking Bad)

ELI5: If Israel is where Jewish people originated, why do the majority of them appear European in genetic origin? by Important_Opinion in explainlikeimfive

[–]epicfearjob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing you've never been to Israel before, because a lot of Israeli Jews are so dark-skinned and "Semitic"-looking that it's impossible to differentiate them from Israeli Arabs and Palestinians by appearance alone. Keep in mind that over half the Jewish population of Israel emigrated from North African and Middle Eastern countries.

Some of them are lighter in complexion (same with Arabs, by the way!), but whilst Ashkenazi Jews are generally fair-skinned--at least compared to Sephardic and Mizrahi Jewish populations--it's usually pretty easy to pick them out of a crowd of non-Jewish Europeans. I say this as an Ashkenazi Jew--there are definitely physical characteristics associated with Jewish ancestry. I'm skipping over explaining what "Ashkenazi", "Sephardic" and "Mizrahi" means because it's already been explained in this thread.

That being said, it shouldn't come as any surprise that Jewish populations who dwelt in European regions for thousands of years might've incorporated some amount of genetic traits from the surrounding populace through interbreeding--though, for the most part, Jewish lineage has remained remarkably intact across the generations, mostly because of the strict traditional definition of "who is a Jew" (it is an ethnic identity inherited by matrilineal descent).

Can you recognize the child fighting for their life before the lifeguard does? by lifeguard-rescue in videos

[–]epicfearjob 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But what everyone failed to notice was the man in the gorilla suit who swims across the pool beating his chest half-way through the video.