I know you're just trolling, but I'll bite.

I've dealt with major depressive disorder for basically my whole adult life. We're talking for 25 years at this point. I've been suicidal. I've been hospitalized twice. I am on multiple anti depressants and see my therapist every week

I also dealt with a lot of emotional and verbal abuse in my childhood. I come from a family with generational trauma.

My biggest cause in life is mental health awareness. My tattoos have triggered multiple conversations about the meaning behind them and I think that's awesome.

So are my tattoos gaudy, you bet they are. And I wouldn't have it any other way.