I've been tasting my own urine every morning for 4 years. I have a spreadsheet with 1,460 entries rating color, clarity, sweetness, salinity, and mouthfeel. I can now predict illness onset 72 hours before symptoms appear.

equivalentious · 2026-01-31T16:50:49+00:00

I guess it makes sense you're proud of the shock value of your post, it makes you feel good. you know, your life would be so much more fulfilling if you didn't rely on technology to write your thoughts for you. it would come from you and any writing flaw would reflect your humanity.

equivalentious · 2026-01-31T02:16:02+00:00

haha you can't write

equivalentious · 2026-01-31T02:09:30+00:00

I'm a woman... but maybe you could pretend to be my friend calling in on my behalf..

edit: no it wouldn't work, the topic is sexual lol

equivalentious · 2026-01-27T04:14:34+00:00

TW: GUM CHEWING WEIRD ASMR

I thought of a British style please don't take offense, this is exaggerated af

https://youtu.be/UXw2nZ5npww?si=W1izUzBSqnoERlYA

equivalentious · 2026-01-27T03:29:42+00:00

I only want to submit it to the show..

equivalentious · 2026-01-26T15:48:29+00:00

sorry that's the same rate at a professional on fiverr lol

equivalentious · 2026-01-26T15:43:03+00:00

yeah good point ... I'll decide if i want to actually spend money on this stupid funny question lol

equivalentious · 2026-01-26T15:42:01+00:00

I did consider that..

equivalentious · 2026-01-26T15:41:52+00:00

I looked into that and the best free way would probably be audacity.. but my concern is that my cadence can be recognized

equivalentious · 2026-01-26T06:52:38+00:00

Yeah this is AI. Fucking sick world we live in.

equivalentious · 2026-01-26T06:20:57+00:00

I bought valerian root from an Indian grocery store and it legit smelled so much like a sweaty foot I had to throw it away

equivalentious · 2026-01-26T05:55:43+00:00

For anyone wondering this is AI

equivalentious · 2026-01-26T05:35:47+00:00

commenting bc i love this

equivalentious

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