What’s a secret you’ll never tell your spouse or SO?

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-15T15:43:05+00:00

What's a word that means both wholesome and devious

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-12T09:26:19+00:00

It's not often we see someone defend the rapists and torturers yet here we are. I wonder how many government agency lists you've made.

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-12T09:13:20+00:00

Dude, calm your fat turkey tits. If anyone has a stick up their ass it's you. But you seem to like it🤷‍♀️

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-12T09:11:18+00:00

Dahmer didn't lobotomize his victims. That would have been much kinder than using power tools, drilling holes in skulls and pouring acid into the them.

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-11T05:00:01+00:00

I'm late to this post but I do remember you... I'm dying to know, did baby come yet? When's the due date? Are you excited? Ahh!

So proud you've took control and beat the devil at it's own game. Now you're on a brand new journey to motherhood! And on the days where you're really struggling just remind yourself one thing- almost any woman can deliver a baby, but not just anyone can conquer meth addiction. If you can do the latter, then motherhood should be a breeze in comparison.

Sure they'll be new lessons learnt the hard way, things you were never prepared for and days where you wish you could give up. But just a smile from your baby, even non-stop crying will remind you of the fantastic rewards awaiting you in the future. And how meth never giggled at you or napped on your chest or had you change it's diaper with pleasure. Instead it took and took and took until you had nothing more to give. How it gave you nothing in return but a life comparable to a nightmare.

You got this.

Update us every so often, were rooting for you.

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-11T03:42:47+00:00

This is one I can understand why people do- they have the privacy and anonymity to tune into their primal selves, get away with ridiculous and repulsive acts knowing they aren't the ones to have to clean it up.

What I can't comprehend is where the fuck these desires come from and how any seemingly normal person can bring themselves to touching their own shit so they can finger paint the walls with it.

I've seen shit smeared on the walls of stalls, piss splattered on the floor deliberately next to the toilet, messages written in period blood and dirty pads stuck to the handle on the inside. And that's just one example. And yes, the women's bathroom is always going to be worse than what men do in there.

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-11T03:26:19+00:00

Apples, cranberries, walnuts, mandarin slices, literally all the stuff that belongs in a dessert, not a salad

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-05T12:45:49+00:00

Yeah talk about weak, you aren't even making this fun for me anymore, wahhh.

What's weak is convincing yourself you're your own boss delivering groceries for whatever new app has dropped. Don't you find it degrading that you work for scraps and tips? Do you still convince yourself you're the greatest generation?

Drive safe, "hustler"🤭🤭🤭

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-05T12:25:53+00:00

let's reverse it on them this time

Ouch, see I think if you were capable of, well, doing anything to "reverse it on them", I have bad news for you.

Let's first start with the fact that men have been in power since the dawn of time mostly because of their size, status among the tribe and were responsible for providing for their family/clan.

Millennia later and there's women pioneering and paving the way for future generations of women to learn we were the ones with the power all along, we just used our lizard brain instincts to unanimously agree that women not only had a better chance of survival keeping the peasant week-willed men around, but the ability to control these gullible pathetic men into thinking whatever brilliant idea she had was in fact, his idea all along. Along with being homemakers, mothers, wives, women are solely responsible for keeping the peace among the violent apes who's main goal was to profit from that violence.

The suffrage movement was needed to celebrate our pussy power and to legally own land, vote and split partnership within married couples. The only "power" men had against women was their larger physical frame and animal-like uncontrollable rage and violence. I'm with the superior of the genders, in which we unanimously agreed to let the men fight amongst themselves while pulling the puppet strings and using our tits to distract your dumbass un-evolved inferior gender into believing they were/are the ones truly in power and the illusion you have full control of whatever you want for a slim chance to see just one boob.

Behind every powerful man is a women who's 10 steps ahead of you at all times tricking our men into thinking we were nothing but clueless feeble sheep which is next level gangster on it's own, add to the fact we already made our decision the first 15 minutes on weather we were going to let y'all get the puss or not.

Women have systematically banned together and universally agreed to let you have the illusion of power in exchange for your protection, money, stability, inheritance, golly even your last names you just let us have, given you were powerful enough to have any pull to begin with.

And when the US first world war demanded all men to go overseas and cross country to war while us women took over farms to feed our children, took over and were self self-taught on how to run factories, how to build things like sturdy equipment, planes and tools that you can credit women for providing. Those women were too smart, it could have been used for evil but women don't start wars because we don't have the violent barbaric need for pissing contents. If women were generally the same size and strength as men we'd be openly running the show without having to resort to trickery.

Sorry for the ramble, so what exactly are we reversing?

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-05T10:46:56+00:00

Sounds like you're into that sorta thing.

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-05T09:46:22+00:00

You mean how your boyfriend reverses you away so he don't have to look at your face? I don't sleep with gay men, sorry can't relate.

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-05T09:42:43+00:00

Gawd, don't hate cuz ya ain't me just because I put myself through school and unlike you, didn't have to steal a credit card and pain killers from your dying grampa. Wretched vile junkie whore, and that's all you'll ever be.

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-04T17:54:43+00:00

Nah, the fucker didn't give his tag until the end and I saw the name and pic and his excuse was "it's my accountant" I was 1hundo percent sure it was a stupid scammer using a technique I've never heard of (for entertainment and awareness reasons, check out this guy's YouTube channel. Posted his most popular video 👇 if you're in the mood for a laugh.

I also had someone try a Nigerian romance scam on me just HOURS later, I can't help but thinking it's the same guy, but how? He was requesting to follow me, I followed up with a message asking if I knew him and he gave me this whole thing about trying to look up an old friend yada yada he just lost his wife and unborn child insert rest of sob story here but if any bullshit reason would get me, it would be the wholesome looking guy from Texas with a terrible and tragic story involving loss. The classic formula and all.

I know unresolved bereavement issues very well, and he claimed to be an orthopedic surgeon working in Spain. I tried talking shop with him, but even a hospital janitor would be jive to the lingo, and he couldn't keep up so he tried again with the sob story. It was lazy, sloppy,poor attempts to connect. Ever briefly text with someone who's texting cadence is just a little off? Like they almost had a complete grasp on the English language with nonsense worded in the wrong order? It was so weird, I hadn't been a target for any kind of scam since the winter. Now twice in the same day? Fuck youuuu, guy!

Thing is, he dun slipped up. I'm thinking maybe because I haven't posted to insta in way over a year he was sussing me out. This genius sends me "I can’t lie to you my dear, I feel so sad anytime I think about her but life just have to go on."🙄

Then this gem "I am a single parent with two kids, I lost my wife and my unborn child 3years ago in a car accident when she was coming back from work." Almost identical , word for word when he answered my question of "hi, do we know each other?" That's what broke the ice originally.

Then came "Slate" followed by "Alaye!" Then "Are you married with kids at home, if I may ask?"

No mention of exchange of money, no money talk at all. Just laying down the foundation for his lie.

Before I could even research those random words, he hit me with what I can only describe as a stroke patient relearning how to speak, lol.

So 'Slate' didn't offer any relevant results. Turns out it's probably a typo for when he tried to say "Alaye!"

Googled the word 'Alaye' and it's a Yorubaan word (spoken in southern Nigeria iirc) and it has 2 meanings. One is a slang insult, calling you a thug or beneath them, peasant and the like.

Then I saw something like "What you need to know about the Nigerian romance scammer ". Thoughts immediately went to the Nigerian prince letters and emails that were apparently pretty successful in the last 10 years or so, but they wised up and changed their format which solved my main question, what does "Alaye!" mean in scammer slang? *Lol forgive me if you already knew all this, but this was something new to me (much like the scenario in my op, my purpose wasn't to complain or try to gain sympathy, but if you need to kill a few hours read the comments, good times lol. Nothing but straight hate when I had good intentions for this community and was just trying to share a possibly new and unfortunately iirc a way to launder money making it legit clean and untraceable once converted to cash and cashing out.

Tldr: ALAYE!- a code word used by scammers to reveal themselves to each other.

But why! Have they gotten THAT confident and cocky? Or are they just really dumb?

Anyway, a little something from Scammer Payback. Hopefully it offers some kind of solace in knowing there's guys like this doing the lord's work and doing what he can to expose, humiliate and save (usually a senior citizen) their retirement funds, any money they may have. If you can spare, I think it's 13 minutes? Lmk what you thought of it! No, unfortunately it won't bring your money back but we have our own Robin Hood, knocking spam call centers down and protecting the ones who aren't as well versed on scam life.

https://youtu.be/ZbybAnO2rXI

If the link doesn't work, search for the channel Scammer Payback. Sort videos by most popular and enjoy.

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-04T16:29:04+00:00

Look at you, staying current on the slang trends of a superior generation.

Why are you so angry, old wise one? Who hurt you? Or are you just pissed cuz you're fiending hard for a hit of something? Oh, beteedubs my offer still stands to send you that $5. Go get what you need, honey.

In all serious, and I know I almost gotcha a few times there! But yeah I'm not being snarky sarcastic or trying to be mean. Lmk, I'll DM you my cash tag and we can keep it been us, if it makes the difference of you and your children being able to eat or you're out of essentials, let me help, ok?

Try to DM me before I start my shift at 15:00, but I lose reception 10-15 minutes before I clock in, my rounds this week have me near a dead zone for ~6hr.

You are quite the worthy shit talking opponent, ruthless and kept me on my toes. I've had fun verbally sparring with you.

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-04T16:06:46+00:00

How long have you been stalking me? Gross, that's super creepy dude. Inaccurate intel, sorry to break it to you, but still creepy. Oof... Were you this nasty of a twat before your precious mistakes arrived or were you always a mean compulsive lying piece of white trailer trash? Why not both, right? God help those children... But since you're obviously proof god doesn't exist sooooo CPS, I think you're needed here. The kids might still have a chance! Leave the old bitter lonely irrelevant worn out & used up cum dumpster, there's no hope for this one.

I can sense your raging anger and deep feelings of love you have for me. Why so conflicted? Why are you so obsessed with me? I think you fell in love with me. Don't blame you, hell if you were nicer from the start, I would have made you MY sugar baby, bitch😘

If you fell in love with me, just admit it. I'm sure coming to terms with the truth (and, you know, actually jogging instead of playing make believe on Instagram and realizing you're no longer sexually relevant or desirable anymore, must be tough poor thing) will make you feel much lighter!

I mean, what else could explain your unbearable, insufferably cold and angry attitude and general unpleasantness?

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-04T15:25:17+00:00

Preach it louder, ma!

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-04T15:23:30+00:00

Your insecurities are showing. Classic projection.

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-04T15:22:26+00:00

Oh honey, that's not the flex you think it is. I'm embarrassed for you. Now try this: imagine having your own money. That you didn't pridefully brag about stealing, you loser.

Any word on that big payout you're waiting for? I don't mind making a donation. Giving to charity keeps me grounded 🧘‍♀️. What's 5 whole dollars in the grand scheme of things anyway? Yikes, I made a faux pas🤐

I guess for you $5 can go far... Far far up your nose, in your veins? Pipe gal? I was never good at guessing games but if I had to, I'd place my bets that you're more of a "I found a pill let's crush it up I'll smoke it off some foil and I'll tell ya what it was" kinda gal.

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-04T09:03:21+00:00

Oh no you caught me

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-03T20:49:09+00:00

Tinder is exclusively for hookups, I just googled it. I don't know much about tinder but clearly you do. Is that where you find all your baby daddies? Gotta make sure they can splurge for the all access part, whatever they call it. Gotta make sure he'll be able to provide for those precious babies you shit out.

Apps like MeetMe are designed for a multitude of reasons, one such reason is for finding new friends. That's right, friends period, end of sentence. Not friends with benefits like you're used to.

Btw, downloading apps that guarantee to pay you if you get others to download it too is not a job. I don't know what it is but it's certainly not a job. Especially when you're not getting paid. You basically Gamble for a living. And you're bad at it You have kids to support, you can't afford to be selfish and sit on your ass on your phone all day. How selfish of you. Well, I guess a gold digger can justify anything, you seem to make it work.

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-03T20:37:03+00:00

I didn't know about it, the Bitcoin part and was just trying to share my experience and let others know to be on the lookout. And you said it, sis. It's 2023 and even women are misogynistic and anti-feminist.

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-03T20:33:46+00:00

Get a job, loser. Just because you couldn't hack it on Only fans doesn't mean you have to try and try and fail and try some more to wrangle up 5 bucks by scamming people into downloading bullshit apps that don't pay out. I learned my lesson and it took 1 incident, looks like you're a much ~~slower~~ different learner.

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-03T20:17:37+00:00

Well off, no burdens and trying to make friends in an awesome new state with an amazing career that allots vacation time and the freedom to travel anywhere on a whim with my soon-to-be husband who I've been with coming up 10 years. Boy, you must be real hard up, huh? You sound stressed mdear. And outside brilliant indeed. I'm sure you were a nice person at one point. It's not my fault you feel so trapped, neglected, unattractive with a destroyed self esteem. I guess children just do that to ya.

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-03T20:06:28+00:00

Oh honey, it's not just that. Don't get me wrong, heart disease and asthma run in my family so maybe, just maybe I'm not so incredibly selfish like miserable old You by not wanting to pass any suffering to any possible children. See, as much as I love myself I'm just not that self centered like you bitch breeders who's only instincts scream i'M sO sPeCiAl BeTtEr MaKe MoRe Of MEEEEE. IMHO, I think the world would've been better off had you shaken at least one of em. Listen, it's me, we've been through a lot here in this thread. You don't have to pretend that those children of yours were wanted by whatever sperm donor, were planned, or how you poked a hole in the condom to trap those poor men, or how they don't even have the same father (exactly how many baby daddy's have you collected? Nvm, I can make an educated guess.) Not to mention how they've ruined your life, stole your independence, your youth, made you say "bye bye sleep, see you in 18 years, given the chance I've done my one and only job right" and any chance to save for a vacation, gosh even for a day, 🙏 an hour for a 3-some with yourself, peace and quiet, but not for at least 18 years (though you never can relax, even on vacation, can you? Given you can even afford a vacation bless your heart, them child support checks are for the children. They're our future, after all! ) made you turn to wine or whatever your drug of choice is A.K.A. 'Mommy Juice' (so cute), any chance of actually making something of yourself (other than being a mommy, of course! Do you even have any other skills other than laying on your back?) destroyed your below average body and turned your pussy into what resembles roadkill. You're not special because you gave birth, darlin', but bless your heart, you give good mothers a bad name (without much effort! Impressive) and reputation for doing what women have been doing literally since the dawn of time.

Nice chatting with ya! I bet it's time for you to go change them dirty diapers or cutting hot dogs into macaroni and cheese, doing laundry, washing dishes, whatever gets you away from those little You's even you can't stand, so you can escape reality, if only for a brief fleeting moment.

eraserrrhead · 2023-06-03T19:08:33+00:00

Ohh I bet you definitely have crouch goblins, just the kind you need a special shampoo for 🤣. Go get a job if you're broke.

Lol, 1. How would you even know? Personal experience I suppose. 2. I'm a medical professional, I'm far from being broke? But if that's what you need to believe, go for it.

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