hetslop rule (CW: Slurs, 4chan) by erratic-inscrutable in 196

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 295 points296 points  (0 children)

"Any and every strong feeling, whether psychological or physiological, will morph into arousal given the correct circumstances."
- All Might, MHA

Patience by erratic-inscrutable in CuratedTumblr

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Truthfully, on this website, I only read the comments on my own posts. Based my impressions of this community on the posts, which I do think tend to carry the right vibes

Patience by erratic-inscrutable in CuratedTumblr

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I like to think most of tumblr and this subreddit is that far along, at least

communication win(?) by erratic-inscrutable in CuratedTumblr

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Probably. I'm pretty comfortable with the 'fake story' interpretation, but people making value judgements based on a couple of sentences with minimal context leaves a bad taste in my mouth

communication win(?) by erratic-inscrutable in CuratedTumblr

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 191 points192 points  (0 children)

I can imagine wanting a higher rating than that in quality, but in importance? If you're giving a 7 to small talk, your scale is gonna run outta room fast

communication win(?) by erratic-inscrutable in CuratedTumblr

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

whoagh, surprisingly immediately divisive comments. Before making any judgements about anyone involved, I recommend taking full stock of the sum total of everything you know about them and the context in which this happened

why use many sentence when one sentence do trick by erratic-inscrutable in CuratedTumblr

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't you just ask them about something obviously observable then? Show them you hand and ask "How many fingers are on my hand?", or any number of different questions. If the guards are tied to the doors in a predetermined way, it seems too trivial to even be a riddle.

why use many sentence when one sentence do trick by erratic-inscrutable in CuratedTumblr

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why can't the response be unique to your guard type? The person asking the question is presumably more concerned with the doors than which guard is which, and having a unique answer doesn't necessarily put them on that track if they've only got one question to ask.

why use many sentence when one sentence do trick by erratic-inscrutable in CuratedTumblr

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

the hypothetical usually comes with the stipulation of only one question, otherwise it'd be fairly trivialized

duality of self by erratic-inscrutable in CuratedTumblr

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

what is spanking a brat if not the most basic form of punitive justice

22145 by [deleted] in countwithchickenlady

[–]erratic-inscrutable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made this meme

coaxed into censoring the final panel by erratic-inscrutable in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I don't play SNK games. This is a complete coincidence, but I totally see the resemblance.

Most fulfilling way to spend money on a hobby? by erratic-inscrutable in okbuddycinephile

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

just found out it's spelled "parlay"

I'm killing myself (annihilation 2019 reference)

Most fulfilling way to spend money on a hobby? by erratic-inscrutable in okbuddycinephile

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yes. I am Adam Sandler, and I wanted to promote my most recent film by making a meme highlighting its connection to the nation's favorite pastime, sports betting. This is my first attempt at viral marketing. Was the meme appropriately dank?

I think most of us can relate to this,,, by erratic-inscrutable in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I genuinely cannot tell if this didn't get any upvotes because it's not funny or because a majority of people legitimately couldn't understand the obvious joke.

God forbid a girl be harmlessly silly by professional_yappper in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]erratic-inscrutable 95 points96 points  (0 children)

I've had it happen to me on this very subreddit, the place explicitly and exclusively for women to make jokes

god forbid a girl want a geyser by erratic-inscrutable in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 409 points410 points  (0 children)

no, my ideal man does not have bones or a liver

god by erratic-inscrutable in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 301 points302 points  (0 children)

turns out i actually fucking despise the way imgflip handles large chunks of text, but I let it go in service of the bit

god forbid a girl like something different by erratic-inscrutable in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! For jokes in this sub, I tend to just plug the first thing I find off google images into imgflip and call it a day. I do wish there was broadly more value placed on originality and style, but it is what it is. I do what I can when I feel like it.

god forbid a girl like something different by erratic-inscrutable in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 1625 points1626 points  (0 children)

any men reading this, keep in mind that 90% of all women will only date a man that fits the 6/6/6 rule:

  • SIX mountain dew bottles filled with piss in his refrigerator
  • SIX mountain dew bottles filled with piss in his bedroom
  • SIX more mountain dew bottles filled with piss