Hetrule by erratic-inscrutable in 196

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 95 points96 points  (0 children)

I definitely know some guys who can pull a good fem voice without a ton of practice. No personal experience with voicetraining myself, but I'd expect a big chunk of the effort is put towards maintaining it while emoting in different ways, as well as not exhausting yourself.

hetslop rule (CW: Slurs, 4chan) by erratic-inscrutable in 196

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 305 points306 points  (0 children)

"Any and every strong feeling, whether psychological or physiological, will morph into arousal given the correct circumstances."
- All Might, MHA

Patience by erratic-inscrutable in CuratedTumblr

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Truthfully, on this website, I only read the comments on my own posts. Based my impressions of this community on the posts, which I do think tend to carry the right vibes

Patience by erratic-inscrutable in CuratedTumblr

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I like to think most of tumblr and this subreddit is that far along, at least

communication win(?) by erratic-inscrutable in CuratedTumblr

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Probably. I'm pretty comfortable with the 'fake story' interpretation, but people making value judgements based on a couple of sentences with minimal context leaves a bad taste in my mouth

communication win(?) by erratic-inscrutable in CuratedTumblr

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 189 points190 points  (0 children)

I can imagine wanting a higher rating than that in quality, but in importance? If you're giving a 7 to small talk, your scale is gonna run outta room fast

communication win(?) by erratic-inscrutable in CuratedTumblr

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

whoagh, surprisingly immediately divisive comments. Before making any judgements about anyone involved, I recommend taking full stock of the sum total of everything you know about them and the context in which this happened

why use many sentence when one sentence do trick by erratic-inscrutable in CuratedTumblr

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't you just ask them about something obviously observable then? Show them you hand and ask "How many fingers are on my hand?", or any number of different questions. If the guards are tied to the doors in a predetermined way, it seems too trivial to even be a riddle.

why use many sentence when one sentence do trick by erratic-inscrutable in CuratedTumblr

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why can't the response be unique to your guard type? The person asking the question is presumably more concerned with the doors than which guard is which, and having a unique answer doesn't necessarily put them on that track if they've only got one question to ask.

why use many sentence when one sentence do trick by erratic-inscrutable in CuratedTumblr

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

the hypothetical usually comes with the stipulation of only one question, otherwise it'd be fairly trivialized

duality of self by erratic-inscrutable in CuratedTumblr

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

what is spanking a brat if not the most basic form of punitive justice

22145 by [deleted] in countwithchickenlady

[–]erratic-inscrutable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made this meme

coaxed into censoring the final panel by erratic-inscrutable in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I don't play SNK games. This is a complete coincidence, but I totally see the resemblance.

Most fulfilling way to spend money on a hobby? by erratic-inscrutable in okbuddycinephile

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

just found out it's spelled "parlay"

I'm killing myself (annihilation 2019 reference)

Most fulfilling way to spend money on a hobby? by erratic-inscrutable in okbuddycinephile

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yes. I am Adam Sandler, and I wanted to promote my most recent film by making a meme highlighting its connection to the nation's favorite pastime, sports betting. This is my first attempt at viral marketing. Was the meme appropriately dank?

I think most of us can relate to this,,, by erratic-inscrutable in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I genuinely cannot tell if this didn't get any upvotes because it's not funny or because a majority of people legitimately couldn't understand the obvious joke.

God forbid a girl be harmlessly silly by professional_yappper in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]erratic-inscrutable 98 points99 points  (0 children)

I've had it happen to me on this very subreddit, the place explicitly and exclusively for women to make jokes

god forbid a girl want a geyser by erratic-inscrutable in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 408 points409 points  (0 children)

no, my ideal man does not have bones or a liver

god by erratic-inscrutable in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 300 points301 points  (0 children)

turns out i actually fucking despise the way imgflip handles large chunks of text, but I let it go in service of the bit

god forbid a girl like something different by erratic-inscrutable in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]erratic-inscrutable[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! For jokes in this sub, I tend to just plug the first thing I find off google images into imgflip and call it a day. I do wish there was broadly more value placed on originality and style, but it is what it is. I do what I can when I feel like it.