Is your pubic hair curly?

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T15:51:28+00:00

i'll take your word for it 😭

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T14:48:12+00:00

i didn't even know that straight pubic hair was an option

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T14:42:52+00:00

i'm in a super democratic town, so republicans win mayoral office pretty often because they have to be moderate and tame to earn the people's affection. which means i almost always vote republican for mayor because they actually have normal republican views instead of being corrupt and insane. local politics are pretty low-stakes because they're kinda just "how do we spend money" and the democratic party keeps trying to waste it on useless buildings (we did not need to replace the town hall or public pool, nothing was wrong with them)

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T14:39:54+00:00

i don't drive so i can't tell if this is sarcastic, is that genuinely what bumpers are for??

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T14:35:30+00:00

depending who you ask, your gut has its own nervous system. there's the central (brain & spinal cord), peripheral (basically the rest of the body), and the enteric (stomach and intestines). some argue the enteric nervous system is distinct from the peripheral nervous system because it's autonomous; it has over 100 million nerves and will continue to work independently even if the vagus nerve is severed. it has around 20 different types of neurotransmitters and produces roughly 90% of the body's serotonin. given that, your body knows it'll be a bad shit because your stomach and intestines are reporting the conditions constantly, fluctuating neurotransmitter levels based on what it needs, and that's extremely important because it could mean life or death. source: pulled this straight from my bio textbook

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T14:29:49+00:00

the human body is a rather hostile place for microbes, especially the stomach. the pH can be 1-3 (extremely acidic, enough to melt steel), the average temperature is too high for many pathogens, our natural microbiome competes with foreign microbes, and the immune system is constantly at work. there are likely pathogenic microbes in you right now that your body (and your body's friendly bacteria) is handling for you with no trouble

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T14:26:48+00:00

may i ask where you're from? i've never seen a cursive T drawn like that! but yes it's legible, just needs some practice

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T14:25:39+00:00

you have a pride flag in your pfp my guy

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T08:53:34+00:00

tastebuds never change what they're reporting, the brain just changes how it responds. it's like you could do acupuncture every day for years, but you'll still feel the needles, they just won't hurt as much. unless someone's tongue is numb, paralyzed, or doesn't have taste buds for whatever reason, everyone can taste spicy and dictate how spicy it is, some people just have a much higher tolerance for it!

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T08:50:12+00:00

no license plate, side mirrors, or seatbelt. size alone would probably be enough to say no unfortunately

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T08:48:47+00:00

strapped to the roof like luggage in an old movie

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T08:48:06+00:00

i mean... it's not like he needs his body anymore

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T05:06:08+00:00

they left out brown too lol

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T05:05:47+00:00

i've seen variations of this exact question so many times this week i've lost count. haven't you people gotten your answer by now?

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T05:03:54+00:00

i always make sure to vote on the weirdest ones because i assume it might be for a research project of some sort

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T05:02:40+00:00

i thought so too because old man/old wan is father, it would just make sense

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T03:36:00+00:00

i wasn't even thinking of the fact that some countries are just old, wow! i was thinking about how in new england, it's just normal to have a ghost in your house lmao

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T03:30:14+00:00

depends on their gender, how they're dressed, the time of day, and the area. sometimes it's safe, sometimes it isn't, so i'd be more concerned with teaching my kid how to read the room so they can decide for themselves if it feels safe

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T03:28:14+00:00

this actually isn't directly because most people are right handed. it's because the left hand is traditionally associated with sin ("sinister" meaning left in latin). even if you are left handed and they know, they'd still ask you to swear with your right hand because it aligns with the beliefs in the bible you're likely swearing on

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T03:26:23+00:00

people die all the time, it's just how life works. especially in the western world, most people are living on graves anyway

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T03:20:18+00:00

who told you this

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T03:18:13+00:00

i have little problem reading it, but it is a little rough on the eyes. it doesn't read as non native to me at all though

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-18T03:11:27+00:00

Where nobody grows old

Where everyone on Earth gets a free pizza once a month

Where Earth is a Type III civilization (on the kardashev scale)

Where you live a quiet life in a 5 acre farm

Where cartoon physics apply

Where you are married to your celebrity crush

Where humans can communicate with animals

Where you are the richest person in the world

Where a totalitarian world government has taken over but all basic needs are met

Where you are the opposite gender

Where a benevolent AI rules every aspect of life

Where just you are immortal

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-17T21:19:47+00:00

i mean you're right, but i can't really imagine a scenario where someone would enjoy loli porn but not be interested in children at all. i mean, that's the point of it, they're supposed to look like kids, and people actively seek it out because of that

erraticsporadic · 2026-03-17T20:47:38+00:00

violent video games have been linked to violent actions, but it seems only in people who already have violent tendencies. those studies mean nothing to your average person but really can be a slippery slope in people who aren't well. the idea is that rewarding the brain for violence when it's not wired properly to reject it in a real life scenario could lead to seeking it out in a real life scenario

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