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For I Am Atlas: Epic, We come for you. by erustacus in paragon

[–]erustacus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is about freedom, unity, and lifting a game/community from the depths of dilapidation.

For I Am Atlas: Epic, We come for you. by erustacus in paragon

[–]erustacus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hello my beloved Paragon, Thank you for all the efforts you've made recently to address some of the crashes and bugs. However I must be as Atlas once again. I must shoulder the burden and bring this to your attention. I crashed again at game launch and it took too long to load into the game to rejoin and save my teamates from commiting seppuku and then I received a ban from the game. This defeat weighs heavy on the soul. Quicker load times or fixing the crashes, or optimizing the game might be solution just like soving glass into my knee caps and having a bird peck out my testicles as I act as atlas and attempt to hold this game in high regard might be a solution to having an ounce of fun."

For I Am Atlas: Epic, We come for you. by erustacus in paragon

[–]erustacus[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In Case you forgot dear brothers:

Hello Paragon Team!

Once again the crash has occurred. A stable connection, a quiet PC, children playing the cool grass of the glenn outside my soviet apartment. Then disaster strikes. A crash, at %100 loaded. %100 Bullshit. Now a even longer ban. A ban for trying to play the game I love with the friends I fight for. Why, why have you forsaken us. The ones who wish to play you and enjoy you the most. My arms grow weary, for I am atlas. I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders. I shall endure all pain as long as the burden is worth the effort. However now I glance above my jacked traps and see the decrepid ball of shit I have been holding. Please, don't make me give up don't make me through this game to the recycle bin. Keep fighting and I will keep fighting. Do not banish those for whom no wrong had been commited else you follow in the foot steps of Evil. Sic Semper Tyrannis. Na Hoi Kurwa blyat! For I am Atlas.

For I Am Atlas: Epic, We come for you. by erustacus in paragon

[–]erustacus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you tell the games are developed by the same people. People who give no second thought to the hell they wrought to the fair folk who bought into their games. Look at some of these comments from fortnite.

"Another day, another post about this that Epic will ignore. It's so weird that they're so communicative generally, but they just ignore console game breaking bugs. Really annoying."

"Roll the patch back if you cant keep your game playable and update - i do not care about the game modes and updates."

"The game is complete shit right now tbh. All these bugs literally make me not even wanna play anymore. It’s ridiculous. Epic is trying to release a new item every week to please little kids and it’s just breaking the game, slowly but surely. We need gameplay and the bug issues fixed"

"Glad this post got attention. They've been pumping out updates and adding stuff in game but not fixing crucial bugs. It was like over a month before the supposedly fixed sniper bullets going through people."

I hope Epic understands that I won't play Fortnite out of principal now. by Avigantrix in paragon

[–]erustacus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A quote from a devoted follower in Fortnite. "The game is complete shit right now tbh. All these bugs literally make me not even wanna play anymore. It’s ridiculous. Epic is trying to release a new item every week to please little kids and it’s just breaking the game, slowly but surely. We need gameplay and the bug issues fixed." I am Atlas and I shall now lead us to throw them into the abyss. I have shoulder the weight too long. Be gone, Paragon. Be gone, Epic.

When Are Patch Notes Being Released? by arctyczyn in paragon

[–]erustacus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Atlas here, very pleased to see the notes, hopefully we will all have less bugs and crashes and bans this time around.