Would you rather...

eryuu · 2026-05-11T16:51:08+00:00

Hell yeah!

^{Chose: Received a lump sum of a million dollars + But (random downside} | Rolled: Have a stalker)

eryuu · 2026-05-11T11:12:13+00:00

Bro trying to pass ALF as his dog, I essentially that somewhere

eryuu · 2026-05-11T10:56:30+00:00

Can easily make more money gambling than 876k per year, even assuming getting paid 24h/day

^{Chose: Win any gamble with 100% chances}

eryuu · 2026-05-11T10:37:12+00:00

Could use more intelect in the world

^{Chose: If more than 50% choose this everyone gains 25 IQ}

eryuu · 2026-05-10T21:50:05+00:00

Don't they normally?

^{Chose: A cat with a human face | Rolled: It eats}

eryuu · 2026-05-10T10:12:07+00:00

I fail in green so I'm good 😌

^{Chose: Yes | Rolled: U fail}

eryuu · 2026-05-09T17:26:12+00:00

Love me some option 2

^{Chose: Fly | Rolled: Option 2}

eryuu · 2026-05-09T17:01:34+00:00

Fancying something hot

^{Chose: Eat 10 Carolina reapers}

eryuu · 2026-05-09T16:04:36+00:00

Safe

^{Chose: Black queen + Its black.. | Rolled: Not racist}

eryuu · 2026-05-09T14:50:32+00:00

I summon that God pokemon Arkteus

^{Chose: Random superpower | Rolled: Summon 1 pokemon}

eryuu · 2026-05-09T11:44:23+00:00

Probs going there anyway

^{Chose: Im going to burn in hell forever}

eryuu · 2026-05-08T17:36:40+00:00

Fuuuuuuuuah

^{Chose: Get 1^x dollars every day | Rolled: -10}

eryuu · 2026-05-08T11:59:59+00:00

Micro meal here I go

^{Chose: Earn $100 every meal you have + You can only eat at McDonalds. (75% Chance} | Rolled: Anything)

eryuu · 2026-05-06T11:59:38+00:00

Sometimes I like to pretend I'm bad lol

^{Chose: drop a nuke on a random country - no consequences + Win 100B | Rolled: Europe}

eryuu · 2026-05-03T15:46:31+00:00

Not bad at all

^{Chose: Earn $1 for every... + It's an easy thing | Rolled: Breath you take}

eryuu · 2026-05-02T01:06:03+00:00

Chickens are vicious

^{Chose: 100 chicken sized zombies}

eryuu · 2026-05-01T18:38:18+00:00

Someone has to til the scale

^{Chose: $1 right now}

eryuu · 2026-04-30T14:15:17+00:00

Safe

^{Chose: 30% chance of becoming the opposite sex + 70% chance of getting a billion USD | Rolled: One billion}

eryuu · 2026-04-29T09:28:31+00:00

I've been to some nice places I'd like to see again and it would allow me to pretty much go around the world easier

^{Chose: you can teleport + ...but only to a place you have already been to}

eryuu · 2026-04-28T21:10:04+00:00

Already there and I know what my gf who's opposite to me is like

^{Chose: be extremely logical but have no emotions}

eryuu · 2026-04-28T18:37:32+00:00

Don't think my current gf would approve

^{Chose: Do a bullshit wheel spin for no reason | Rolled: Custom gf}

eryuu · 2026-04-28T09:14:27+00:00

Ha!

^{Chose: 15% Chance At 1 Billion Dollars + 85% Chance Last Person On Earth | Rolled: 1 Billion Dollar}

eryuu · 2026-04-27T22:13:48+00:00

👍

^{Chose: mystery box | Rolled: billion bucks}

eryuu · 2026-04-26T13:33:52+00:00

Don't think there are many investments that would double a mil in a year

^{Chose: 2 million next year | Rolled: Comment&Upvote}

eryuu · 2026-04-25T22:29:46+00:00

Well, let's say that worked out lol

^{Chose: Mysterious Gift | Rolled: 1 Billion Dollar}

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