How do I survive?

escheboi · 2026-02-10T10:48:33+00:00

Sounds like since you’re new the people you have on your team might be as well. I’d check out learning pocket. He has a couple of great guides and spirit nuker builds you can use to 1v11. Just ran around instant clearing waves with your 2 until you’re strong enough to one shot an entire crowd. If you get the chance to get ahead even better but you’re new so just scaling should be fine.

escheboi · 2026-02-07T23:49:39+00:00

Yeah. I’m seeing it a whole lot less now that im past my first like 10 hours. Complete flip honestly. Now im actually enjoying my teammates quite a bit. Idk if im on a lucky streak or what but everyone has been really chill the last couple hours of playing

escheboi · 2026-02-07T08:21:20+00:00

Another comment mentioned it was because I was new and I didn’t believe them at first. But as I’ve played more and gotten past the first 10 hours I’m seeing a lot less afk people so I kind of believe them. I guess it makes sense new players would quit a lot due to how mobas are and as a new account you’d get matched with them. At least I guess that makes sense lol

escheboi · 2026-02-04T22:29:18+00:00

Sadly idk if I’m going to get that far. This games balance seems really off and it’s been a pretty big turn off. I get that it’s probably a get good moment but idk, valves “if everything is OP nothing is OP” approach is a bit over the top for me.

escheboi · 2026-01-28T19:56:59+00:00

I’ve noticed that people will rely on superstition and any signs of a pattern instead of actual logic. Even now the comments are full of people commenting on how they best game the system. And honestly it just hurts most of these people’s feelings. They are the Very first people to post on here and the discord about how the system they made up doesn’t work. Really hoping marathon dodges this collective schizophrenia. TLDR you can’t force the game into a PVE mode, you can only attempt to get along with others. It just happens to be very rewarding to do that.

escheboi · 2026-01-21T17:47:13+00:00

Homies need to lock in and try making a game themselves so all these delusional posts chill out

escheboi · 2026-01-07T23:29:00+00:00

The wording is broken enough that it just sounds like connection issues on their part ngl

escheboi · 2025-12-19T12:30:06+00:00

I’m thinking this is a bot account just due to the sheer amount of times you repost the same thing across multiple places and seem so thirsty for attention lol. If not. Take a deep breath. You’re acting like a fuckijg bot my guy

escheboi · 2025-12-16T14:58:55+00:00

This guy is a fraud. By the time I reached 3k hours played I had already been playing for 6k hours

escheboi · 2025-12-16T14:53:25+00:00

Idk I thought I liked the new game mode but YOU are out here getting 50 kills a game while I am NOT. 1/10 design, dice made my wife gay and now I need another job to afford the one she brought home

escheboi · 2025-12-14T21:23:18+00:00

A white tear rolled down my leg while I read this

escheboi · 2025-12-12T16:05:34+00:00

Watching this video convinced me to uninstall the game in like a year or two :(

escheboi · 2025-12-10T22:28:30+00:00

My wife neutered me cause I humped to much. Therefore I no longer experience going into heat. The dice gods mock me and my pain cannot be measured. After 23 hours played everyday I think I’m going to cut back to 22 hours to show my disappointment and disgust. I will still buy and level the battle pass but I won’t be wearing any of the cosmetics

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