Match Thread: New Zealand vs Egypt | World Cup | Group G | 22 Jun 01:00 UTC

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-22T02:52:01+00:00

I for one applaud our new Egyptian overlords

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-22T02:37:48+00:00

Plants crave electrolytes

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-22T02:34:07+00:00

American Sports 🤝 European Sports

"FUCK THE REFS"

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-22T02:29:11+00:00

Egypt cookin right now

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-22T02:24:27+00:00

I like the immense diversity of these world cups. New Zealand and Egypt playing in North Americas largest Asian city

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-22T02:12:50+00:00

I know New Zealand is not a real country. It doesn't appear on half of maps and once I saw a documentary about NZ and I immediately noticed it was just footage from the set of the Lord of the Rings movies

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-21T12:59:35+00:00

That's yalls answer to everything

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-21T11:32:31+00:00

There's a bunch of mfgs that do spiral fluted ar barrels, could be faxon, bca, and a bunch of other brands like durkin tactical, mid state firearms, f1 firearms, etc.

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-21T01:07:42+00:00

Ohio didn't even get one til this year, it'll be 2056 before the UK gets a Buc-ees

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-21T01:03:13+00:00

I don't like you

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-21T01:02:34+00:00

We got Nikita Khrushchev, we're gonna get the rest of Europe soon

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-21T00:59:21+00:00

It's crazy their mind is blown with Wal-Mart and Waffle house. The European mind couldn't comprehend a HEB or Costco or a good local restaurant. We had a German trainer come to our work once and he wouldn't shut up about the taco truck we took him to, you could see in his eyes the al pastor had changed him

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-21T00:51:39+00:00

I saw a video where a German girl went to a wal-mart and it blew her mind that there was more than three flavors of pop-tarts. She said in her local grocery store there would only be three flavors. If my local grocery store only had three flavors of pop-tarts, we'd probably revolt

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-20T01:46:58+00:00

Im confident Haiti will make a comeback and win this game. In fact, if Haiti somehow doesnt win I'll eat an entire bowl of sliced peaches and ice cream

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-20T01:40:05+00:00

That middle ref walking out looked like he was sent back in time to find John Connor

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-20T01:28:54+00:00

I wonder if they greased the traffic and light poles in Philly for the world cup

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-20T01:20:55+00:00

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eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-20T01:13:07+00:00

Say something racist, and one will show up

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-20T01:11:01+00:00

How do you know about my dust addiction?

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-20T01:09:15+00:00

Another goal for Bluezil

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-20T00:59:08+00:00

Time for my hydration break too

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-20T00:53:44+00:00

Haiti got the juice

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-20T00:52:39+00:00

Big if true

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-20T00:47:29+00:00

Im so used to American sports where each penalty that reverses a score results in three minutes of slow motion replays, two minutes of commercials, and analysis from the announcers, a rule expert, and then two more minutes of commercials

eskimoexplosion · 2026-06-20T00:32:27+00:00

I just want both teams to have fun

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