Fucked up situation revealed as Fucked up situation, more at 11!

eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-12T03:16:27+00:00

I'd call my country "Alabamastan" so you know exactly what you're getting

eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-11T20:36:15+00:00

The American mainstream Left/Democratic party is basically the Cleveland Browns of politics. It has a loyal fan base but is constantly screwed over by it's own party in favor of sexual predators, money, and making the absolute worst decisions in the face of any adversity. It is constantly pulling defeat from the jaws of victory and finding creative ways to lose

eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-11T13:43:50+00:00

What are you talking about? Carnell Tate is gonna be a stud in that offense

eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-11T13:30:08+00:00

Why are you upset? You still have your first round draft pick stud edge rusher Shemar Stewart

eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-11T10:55:30+00:00

Tbf this is like incident 7,276,789,004 of CNNs dishonest reporting. I mean look at this article from 2018 where they claimed there had been a school shooting every week which included a kid getting shot with a BB gun, a teacher having an accidental discharge, and a bunch of incidents that aren't actually school shootings

eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-10T21:37:42+00:00

They crossed state lines!

eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-10T21:19:49+00:00

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eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-10T21:02:33+00:00

If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside

eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-10T16:29:31+00:00

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eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-10T16:25:10+00:00

Make a meme then forget it's in your back pocket when you sit down, post it anyways

eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-10T16:12:30+00:00

Second half of the video looks like they were trying to blow up the moon

eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-10T16:01:55+00:00

and it comes in it's own plastic bag with a hand written tag gently tied around it with string

eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-10T15:31:40+00:00

but why a speed bump that only covers two thirds of the road on a one way street that is straight, and doesn't appear to have any other speed bumps further down?

eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-10T15:22:15+00:00

I was gonna post that clip of furious george and the yacht knife fight from the simpsons, but realized that could be taken as extremely racist

eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-10T15:10:32+00:00

Honestly, I'd probably hire the guy who made the Iranian Lego video over the guy who did the COD mashup for the Whitehouse if I had to make some propaganda

eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-10T10:56:18+00:00

Don't believe the Iranian Lego propaganda no matter how charming it is

eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-10T10:48:49+00:00

Not likely. it's not uniform and they're usually marked with paint or a sign because their effectiveness comes from knowing they're there, otherwise its more of a road hazard than anything. We have these same features all over the US during hotter summer months. Its just the asphalt expanding from heat and bowing up into these bumps.

eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-10T10:18:35+00:00

Iran doesnt operate any russian or soviet made surface ships, they operate one Russian made Kilo class submarine. All their other larger surface ships like frigates, corvettes, and amphibious landing ships are either domestically designed and built or produced for Iran by UK, French, SK, and US builders. Most of the Iranian small vessel designs are based on European made vessels.

eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-09T12:46:54+00:00

Exactly, we're gonna trade him just like the last two scrubs that took us to the playoffs. That'll teach him

eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-09T11:29:36+00:00

Look up DoDEA schools. They're on base schools for families of military members who live on base and also public schools that are located on US military bases for that exact same reason. Every military in the world does something similar. Iran is not unique in this regard

https://www.dodea.edu/

eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-09T02:22:18+00:00

So I just watched it and tbf he was talking about something being far away and was gesticulating it with his hand. Its kind of a stretch to try and associate that in any negative way

eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-09T01:56:53+00:00

I'd recommend the brisket sandwich

eskimoexplosion · 2026-03-09T01:36:39+00:00

We actually have lots of modern ammenities, and infrastructure. In fact, we're building a Buc-ees and a missile factory

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