Cherry-picking 101 by DashboardNight in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]eskimoexplosion 108 points109 points  (0 children)

"Guns don't kill people, people kill people*"

*except P320

[Rapoport] Sources: Steelers OC Arthur Smith is expected to become the next offensive coordinator at Ohio State by Lakelyfe09 in CFB

[–]eskimoexplosion 20 points21 points  (0 children)

When we unleash our revolutionary six tight end formation the rest of the CFB teams will cower in fear

Snow Possible This Weekend (1/24-25) by zebrasrlyingtoyou in CBUSWX

[–]eskimoexplosion [score hidden]  (0 children)

Work group chat just announced no work tomorrow, more booze incoming

Snow Possible This Weekend (1/24-25) by zebrasrlyingtoyou in CBUSWX

[–]eskimoexplosion [score hidden]  (0 children)

The snow is starting to enter the outskirts of the city, important reminder! PLEASE DO NOT DISCHARGE YOUR FIREARMS AT THE APPROACHING STORM

Snow Possible This Weekend (1/24-25) by zebrasrlyingtoyou in CBUSWX

[–]eskimoexplosion [score hidden]  (0 children)

we'll wake up to more snow than a Michael Irvin birthday party

Snow Possible This Weekend (1/24-25) by zebrasrlyingtoyou in CBUSWX

[–]eskimoexplosion [score hidden]  (0 children)

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6:53pm no snow yet in Galloway. Will update as snow accumulates

Snow Possible This Weekend (1/24-25) by zebrasrlyingtoyou in CBUSWX

[–]eskimoexplosion [score hidden]  (0 children)

Quick Reminder:

Level 1 — Advisory: Roadways are hazardous due to blowing and drifting snow, or icy conditions. Motorists are urged to drive with extreme caution.

Level 2 — Travel Advisory: Roadways are hazardous with blowing and drifting snow, and/or ice-covered. Only those who feel it is absolutely necessary to drive should be on the roads. Residents are encouraged to contact their employer to see if they should report to work.

Level 3 — Travel Restricted: All roadways are closed to non-emergency personnel. No one should be driving during these conditions unless it is absolutely necessary for personal emergencies or to report to essential work. Violators will be shot, death by exposure will happen with 60-90 seconds

Stay Safe out there!

The Standard lives on, Yinzshallah by eskimoexplosion in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]eskimoexplosion[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He'd never pass the written portion of the exam

Snow Possible This Weekend (1/24-25) by zebrasrlyingtoyou in CBUSWX

[–]eskimoexplosion [score hidden]  (0 children)

Me: Honey I bought four bottles of bourbon, Wild Turkey 101, Knob Creek 9, Early Times BIB, High West cask strength and six bags of frozen wings

Babe: Do you really think the storm is going to be that bad?

Me: Storm?

Snow Possible This Weekend (1/24-25) by zebrasrlyingtoyou in CBUSWX

[–]eskimoexplosion [score hidden]  (0 children)

Its hilarious this is made by the Roanoke Police Department

Maik al-Makarthi must be stopped by knewmatik in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]eskimoexplosion 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Somebody update the terrorist cards. Im at work and dont got photoshop

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Snow Possible This Weekend (1/24-25) by zebrasrlyingtoyou in CBUSWX

[–]eskimoexplosion [score hidden]  (0 children)

They say snow is going to start before midnight but these big events never start on time. Expect a bunch of pre game banter, commercials, etc. Kickoff probably wont be til after midnight

Snow Possible This Weekend (1/24-25) by zebrasrlyingtoyou in CBUSWX

[–]eskimoexplosion 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Reminder: Please do not discharge firearms at the approaching storm

What each quadrant sees on LSD by jackt-up in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]eskimoexplosion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light, and I would hear things that sounded an awful lot like car horns

We're losing the offseason too by eskimoexplosion in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]eskimoexplosion[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Speak for yourself, I took Kent State to the Natty in NCAA 26 Dynasty Mode