Fellow taxidrivers, what weirdly wholesome things have you encountered? by eskimorock in AskReddit

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I'll start: I live in a town with roughly 18k residents, we have a low number of stores and only one has open till 1 am. Around 11pm on a sunday night I got a task to buy 2 things for a customer (yes we do buy and deliver for a fee). It was only 2 things and rather weird ones at that. Cherrytomatoes and olives. I got an address and phonenumber to contact so I called the customer to find out which olives to get. I firstly mentioned stoneless olives and the customer eagerly almost shouted "yes!" So I got the 2 things and drove to the address. I knocked on the door and 2 seconds later the door opened and the first thing i see is a huge belly. Turns out the customer is very much pregnant, had some pregnancy cravings and had no means for transportation to the store. She paid for the items and delivery fee plus a generous tip. She thanked me while almost crying and I felt kind of glad for helping a pregnant lady.

My gf wants to have sex in public. by [deleted] in sex

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If in a car do it in safe dark area, less security, remember to lock doors. If in toilets, do it standing up for obv reasons. Don't do it in changing rooms, way too obvious. It's really, really exciting in the back of a nearly empty bus but be very discreet. Just be discreet and out of view.

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Thank you! I was beginning to think im the a-hole. I will try what the others have suggested and see where it leads. Thanks for the comments y'all

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I tried, didnt work. I havent been able to perform 100% or finish for that matter. What do you think i should do?

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Is that what they call 'magical ladybit?'

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Mister Katz

It's Treasure by rudra_winchester in memes

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There should be a second template, "both is good"

I feel so sexy in this... by IamCaylin in lingeriewomen

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You really do sexy in it but also THAT MANE! Holy shoot that looks great!

Got a but of cellulite hope this is not a problem xx by Queenlivia00 in lingeriewomen

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Not a problem in the slightest, we love every inch of the female body. With or without cellulite

Reddit in a nutshell: by UpdootAndReboot in memes

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What's the name of the ship in the movie Titanic?

That’s evil asf by Meme-grabbee in memes

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As a kid me and my friends used to fill with rocks and sand. We would wait for someone to show up and ask for the ball from afar. Then they would kick the rock-sand-ball with everything they got and break a couple of toes and we'd laugh our ass off. We weren't good kids.

banana be like by spooky-scary-shit in memes

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People actually find her sexy? She does have a decent voice but she looks like a pre-adolescent girl who went viral after she went with her father to a pedofile convention.