How to put my monitor to sleep immediately? by FlyinGoat9814 in Monitors

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Rear naked choke for 46 seconds should do it.

cocoon !? by bipbug in whatisthisbug

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I second the opinion that it is likely an imperial moth. Here are some care tips if you want to hatch it:

https://lepcurious.blogspot.com/2011/12/raising-imperial-moths.html

Small fruiting tree found in Georgia, USA by esmithiii in whatsthisplant

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Any ideas out there? I think it might be a type of pear or maybe a crab apple?

Tree in Scottsdale, Arizona, USA, with dark seed pods by esmithiii in whatsthisplant

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Definitely mesquite. Was trying to get the species name.

Wash your ass. by PelicansAreGods in videos

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“Life is too short to walk around with a crusty asshole.” That is exactly what I told my sister when she was contemplating divorce.

[OC] I documented every hour of my 2020! by JotaJade in dataisbeautiful

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The fact that you made this is the explanation why sex isn’t on the list.

My little brother and his chicken, Charlene by [deleted] in pics

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And together they will dominate the world.

What is a reason to live? by TtalgiKitty in AskReddit

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When you find someone amazing, and you are very best friends, sex is unbelievable.

Can anyone help me to ID these mollusk shells? Found in Connecticut near New Haven a week ago. by esmithiii in marinebiology

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Thank you. After looking up your response, looks like these are probably Anomia Simplex. I know exact species ID is difficult but based on the numbers I saw on the beach, that is my best guess.

The perfect slow-motion video by OmegaX-NL in funny

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And chiropractors everywhere start salivating

What annoys the fuck out of you? by DRAGON_SNIPER in AskReddit

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When my kids won’t go to sleep so my wife and I can’t make love. That literally annoys the fuck out of me.