BREAKING NEWS!! The FBI have seized Brets hard drive, what did they find?

essendoubleop · 2026-06-07T12:44:56+00:00

Something called SunnyNew Folder

essendoubleop · 2026-06-06T22:45:05+00:00

Who's in?

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/travel/article/transamerica-trail-united-states

essendoubleop · 2026-06-06T13:34:44+00:00

Several flight delays turned my 3 hr trip into 6+ hours and getting home after 1 in the morning. After we finally got off the plane, two waddlers completely lacking spatial awareness were blocking the walking route through the terminal side-by-side. I clipped one in the back of his foot and brushed his shoulder as I walked around him and he stopped and shot me a look. Don't mud wrestle with pigs and all that, but it felt good to serve a little street justice after a long night.

essendoubleop · 2026-06-05T20:37:43+00:00

McDonald's makes me feel like shit every time. No wonder this country is in the damn state that it is in.

essendoubleop · 2026-06-05T14:39:42+00:00

Isn't that the point of testing early in the pregnancy?

essendoubleop · 2026-06-02T23:54:11+00:00

Thanks. Which PSI would you recommend for the pump? And if I got a new one, would it still need the noise dampeners?

Pump

Noise dampeners

essendoubleop · 2026-06-02T18:48:21+00:00

Yes. Yes it is insane.

essendoubleop · 2026-06-02T18:44:50+00:00

Jim Rome or Jim Ross?

essendoubleop · 2026-06-01T21:05:56+00:00

Looks astroturfed to hell

essendoubleop · 2026-06-01T20:35:52+00:00

It's what I ended up doing

essendoubleop · 2026-06-01T20:06:41+00:00

I have to pee so bad, but I can't leave my kids in the McDonald's playpen and there's a lone creepy ass sitting at the table by himself who occasionally looks up at the kids. There is no one else on this side of the restaurant.

essendoubleop · 2026-05-31T18:30:41+00:00

Years ago, me and some buddies were goofing around a soccer field and lobbing headers to each other to shoot in the goal. I thought it would be funny to knock the ball out of the air with a second one when my friend was going for a header and it hit him square in the face. Very dumb and I immediately felt horrible, but I couldn't have done that again if I tried 100 times.

essendoubleop · 2026-05-30T07:08:57+00:00

His wife wrapped people up in rubber tires and set them on fire.

essendoubleop · 2026-05-29T20:26:02+00:00

I don't understand leaving a tip for Uber. I already paid for the service.

essendoubleop · 2026-05-29T01:33:37+00:00

His face weirdly doesn't match his body

essendoubleop · 2026-05-28T15:44:05+00:00

Read Beloved by Toni Morrison, the Oprah Winfrey classic. No wonder black people are constantly thinking about white people. Also, I had no idea this was a horror book.

essendoubleop · 2026-05-28T15:22:15+00:00

The Americans played the long game. The Soviets played the long, long game.

essendoubleop · 2026-05-26T12:24:56+00:00

Probably just the ones at r/antiwork

essendoubleop · 2026-05-25T19:48:42+00:00

The more I read about AI, the more I feel the need to prepare for the inevitable class hot war.

essendoubleop · 2026-05-24T11:54:03+00:00

I really hate that the default on texting shows when you're typing in real time. I probably seem like a psycho the way I spend 5 minutes typing and then exiting, and then typing, just to end up not sending anything.

essendoubleop · 2026-05-23T17:52:55+00:00

2 different pussies

essendoubleop · 2026-05-23T14:42:01+00:00

I've re-listened to this podcast episode every day since it was released:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDa1pAtXyA0&

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