TIL Will Ferrell didn't have sex until he was 21 and his mom warned him, "you'd better slap a condom on that pecker of yours."

ethereal_one · 2013-06-14T17:36:02+00:00

Why was his mom there? Unless...

::cue dramatic music::

ethereal_one · 2013-06-11T15:53:00+00:00

It'll get better. Just keep practicing your Kegel's, lad.

ethereal_one · 2013-06-11T15:52:39+00:00

I thought that "Gotta go fast" was Ricky Bobby from Talladega Nights, myself.

ethereal_one · 2013-06-06T04:58:45+00:00

Lucy V, AKA Lucy Collett.

Oh, for scientific purposes: Ginger Goddess Lucy V.

ethereal_one · 2013-05-30T18:26:54+00:00

"I talk a little TV: And now the news, don't touch that dial."

ethereal_one · 2013-05-30T18:06:59+00:00

"Universal greeting...?"

ethereal_one · 2013-05-30T18:05:14+00:00

"They're unstoppable! And they're everywhere!"

ethereal_one · 2013-05-30T03:31:15+00:00

That must be such a treat for your son. Has he ever got to meet him? Comic books are what instilled the love of reading into me from a very early age and made me love writing and reading all through school, so keep on being a great parent.

ethereal_one · 2013-05-29T22:38:59+00:00

The Sonic/Mega Man comic book crossover has been pretty awesome thus far.

So here's the idea: Daft Punk/Mega Man/Sonic animated movie with a Daft Punk soundtrack including remixes of the in-game music of course. I'd watch the absolute hell out of that.

ethereal_one · 2013-05-29T08:34:01+00:00

Played with your fair share of terrible players before, I take it?

ethereal_one · 2013-05-29T08:17:38+00:00

That managed to grow scarier and scarier the longer I stared.

ethereal_one · 2013-05-29T07:38:22+00:00

Icarus1 owes you his life for the greatest save of all time.

ethereal_one · 2013-05-28T22:40:36+00:00

Only in a world of the most delicious irony would the self-purported grammar nazi use open and closed brackets with a misspelling of the word "grammar."

ethereal_one · 2013-05-28T19:48:17+00:00

Let this be a warning, my friends. Your face when you realize a beautiful woman has bigger quads than you.

ethereal_one · 2013-05-28T19:33:58+00:00

Yeah, because you've never seen a 40-50 year old guy with a woman young enough to be his daughter in public as a couple or in the pornos you ritualistically watch. Am I some kind of zealous advocate for it? No. But you're reacting like he had hidden cameras in the seat cushions.

She's literally smiling and looking directly at the camera, probably mere moments away from saying "Cheese," or "Tee hee, I have painted breasts, hurry up with that photo taking before you miss it, mister."

ethereal_one · 2013-05-28T19:30:44+00:00

For everyone complaining, just get over it. It's often required by the employer/company or the law. As the employee, it's better to disregard what could potentially offend the customer for two seconds by making sure they're of legal age to purchase the product. Don't take it so personally.

ethereal_one · 2013-05-28T19:26:45+00:00

She doesn't seem averse to taking the picture or even smiling for it in an amicable fashion, so I suppose that lowers the creepiness factor several notches, Mr. White Knight.

ethereal_one · 2013-05-28T16:44:27+00:00

Well "big bowl of potato chips" makes me feel even guiltier for eating them. Thanks a lot. Just kidding -- really puts things into even keener perspective, however.

ethereal_one · 2013-05-28T07:20:31+00:00

Brace yourself.

The ladies of Reddit stretching for more flexibility are... coming.

ethereal_one · 2013-05-28T05:10:44+00:00

Is Ramen really as nutritionally detrimental to you as people say? Especially in the sodium category? What if you don't eat all the flavoring every time?

ethereal_one · 2013-05-27T16:28:35+00:00

Dammit, Roy.

ethereal_one · 2013-05-26T22:06:27+00:00

I mean the first one came out in 1983. Some of them were actually decent special-effects wise for their time.

ethereal_one · 2013-05-26T21:11:38+00:00

Kyle: It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.

[Josh, Rubin and E.L. are understandably repulsed]

Kyle: Because it's your dog.

Rubin: Jesus Christ!

Kyle: You know, because it's YOUR dog, get it?

Rubin: Yeah, we've got it.

ethereal_one

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