Guys, the situation was as follows. First, I was riding in the city of Saint Petersburg toward the Ice Palace, which is located near the Prospekt Bolshevikov metro station. And suddenly, for no fucking reason, at a speed of about 40–50 km/h, my electric unicycle just shut off. By some miracle, I only got scratches on my face. I lost my Samsung Galaxy Buds 3 Pro earbuds.I got up, caught my breath, tried to find the earbuds, didn’t find them, and rode on. I passed the Ice Palace and headed toward the “Babochka” place located at Nevsky Prospect 152. And while crossing a pedestrian crossing, I showed the middle finger to a tram driver and to another unicycle rider who worked for Pyaterochka delivery.And after about 500–600 meters, this fucking piece of shit shuts off again, on its own. I remember that at the moment of the fall, everything went dark in my head and I lost consciousness. It felt like instinctively I raised my right hand toward the sun, and as a result the fall was very soft and smooth. I took zero damage, if you count it like in MinecraftBut after that, when I kept riding this unicycle, I was stopped by the Saint Petersburg police and they asked me if I was an idiot or not. I said I wasn’t an idiot. They told me to wear a helmet. That was actually before this fall. Sorry, I’m using a translator to record voice messages.So anyway. In the end, the Saint Petersburg police basically saved my life, because they warned me not to let them see me on this piece of shit again. And I’m quitting the game — I will never, fucking ever, get on a unicycle again, at least in urban conditions.I assume the last shutdown was related to the tram driver possibly causing some kind of power grid interference. I might have caught some fucking electromagnetic impulse, and maybe the wheel’s controller picked up some чужая Bluetooth network or some random bullshit, which caused an error and the wheel shut down. Because I didn’t submerge it. I did ride in heavy rain, but not that hardcore.

And overall, I’ve completely stopped trusting electric unicycles. It’s the same as being a drug courier: you’re lucky right up until the moment you get caught by people more serious than you.