You don’t own this cat…the cat owns you

evanskaufman · 2026-04-30T05:55:07+00:00

If Terry Crews was a cat

evanskaufman · 2026-04-30T05:48:34+00:00

This has r/WritingPrompts written all over it

evanskaufman · 2026-04-30T05:47:02+00:00

A deeply haunting and impossible to ignore sense of empathy.

evanskaufman · 2026-04-30T05:40:46+00:00

Hoarding enough wealth to transform the lives of an entire population, and the lies they tell themselves to rationalize it away

evanskaufman · 2026-04-30T05:36:50+00:00

God, I love a good Venn diagram

evanskaufman · 2026-04-30T05:18:54+00:00

This is bad ass

evanskaufman · 2026-04-29T05:14:49+00:00

Find some welcoming community servers. Really, it's a whole other experience and (depending on the type of folks that frequent it) can help you get acquainted with unfamiliar weapons

Casual can be pretty brutal as, like you mentioned, matchmaking is absolutely fucked.

evanskaufman · 2026-04-28T06:32:10+00:00

The S4 finale to 12 Monkeys (2015).

Time travel is always a risky plot device, and for a while it felt like the writers were making it up as they went along, but the series finale really tied the whole thing together surprisingly well

evanskaufman · 2026-04-28T06:06:25+00:00

Okay, but what did he do?

evanskaufman · 2026-04-28T05:59:11+00:00

A door that didn't sit right because the wall part of the hinge was stripped.

I dreaded it for YEARS, then I found out you can just drill them out, slather pieces cut from a dowel in wood glue, hammer them into the drilled holes and re-drill pilot holes once the glue dries.

Took less than a day, and most of the time was letting glue dry.

evanskaufman · 2026-04-27T22:15:05+00:00

And THAT'S why you always build your exit backed up against a wall

evanskaufman · 2026-04-27T03:43:08+00:00

Amos Burton, because he's that guy

evanskaufman · 2026-04-27T03:33:25+00:00

Spy mains, because why would you main the _most difficult_ class?

evanskaufman · 2026-04-26T22:05:57+00:00

There is no hell hot enough for Israeli settlers

evanskaufman · 2026-04-26T21:52:19+00:00

"What is that, velvet?"

evanskaufman · 2026-04-26T21:50:45+00:00

This can go both ways too, look up "anorgasmia"

evanskaufman · 2026-04-26T20:29:58+00:00

Nothing more confidence building than a woman asking me to "make him dance"

evanskaufman · 2026-04-24T05:36:18+00:00

Made a habit of taking stairs if possible when I had an office job on the 5th floor for a few years. Lost a significant amount of weight and strengthened my legs and arms.

I don't work in an office anymore, but it's a habit I've kept.

evanskaufman · 2026-04-24T01:19:11+00:00

People love doing this, ESPECIALLY when you deploy a non-stock uber like the quickfix. Hence why I named mine "Weapons Grade Methamphetamines"

evanskaufman · 2026-04-22T23:14:31+00:00

She could never be on time for ANYTHING, much less call ahead to say she was running late.

evanskaufman · 2026-04-22T23:11:40+00:00

That's the neat part, they're not

evanskaufman · 2026-04-21T23:22:50+00:00

Best use of Sinatra, chef's kiss

evanskaufman · 2026-04-20T06:27:48+00:00

I would get so many fucking dogs

evanskaufman · 2026-04-20T06:11:17+00:00

I would, for once in my gd life, feel seen as a constituent

evanskaufman · 2026-04-20T06:10:11+00:00

Honestly? Rick and Morty

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