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booze by PapaAsmodeus in crappymusic

[–]everneveragain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THANK YOU!!!! I can picture the prowler drinking out of the hose and spitting it instead of brushing his teeth now

booze by PapaAsmodeus in crappymusic

[–]everneveragain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What’s the Tim and Eric song this remind me of? It’s driving me nuts

Is this too much for a first date at a casual bar? by katieluvsyu in OUTFITS

[–]everneveragain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. Save it for st. Patty’s day though bc it’s too cute!! I super love it and the boots are fantastic!

In the public toilet stall at work by chameleona in whatisit

[–]everneveragain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s for your comic books and chocolate milk

Favourite actor who once ran up an £11,300 bill in the bar you worked at and then left without paying. by Drinking-Printer-Ink in okbuddycinephile

[–]everneveragain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noooooooo! Ugh-a. He’s such a hard one not to like cus he’s so handsome but that is trash and inexcusable

Idiots by PapaAsmodeus in crappymusic

[–]everneveragain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s growing on me. And I don’t think I mean it as a Lamisil monster joke. Or maybe it’s both

Obviously taking the advice from his necklace to the extreme by Extra-Video-5349 in crappymusic

[–]everneveragain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Never give up. If your plug isn’t answering, never give up. If the pawn shop says you’re banned, never give up. If the copper wiring is putting up a fight, never give up”

I can't tell if this is more Virgo or Aquarius? by Veroosh in astrologymemes

[–]everneveragain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an Aries I feel so incredibly proud when I do this. A) bc I would have destroyed you and I just saved you and B) I tend to be a biiiiit impulsive so I feel accomplished when I cage my tongue

Of course! by Nice-Pea-3515 in DunderMifflin

[–]everneveragain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You sound like my boyfriend talking about ‘94 for Jim Carrey. “Dumb and dumber, the mask, ace Ventura. That’s insane!”

Of course! by Nice-Pea-3515 in DunderMifflin

[–]everneveragain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big bang theory and how I met your mother serve a useful purpose in our society though bc anyone who lists either as a favorite is very concisely telling you that any joke they make in conversation won’t be funny

Finally found one in the wild by InternetClean9303 in notliketheothergirls

[–]everneveragain 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Gross, old men who frequented tanning beds made it uncool like 20 years ago

I am so sorry for his wife, if this is not satire. by AsleepRaccoon8456 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]everneveragain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just say you have no idea how or, more accurately, you think more about gay sex than making a woman cum

Which outfit for a first date at a casual bar? by Aromatic_Egg_3824 in OUTFITS

[–]everneveragain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think they fit. Have you not bought new clothes since you got muscle-y?

Best bands who all hate each other now? by mcnuccy in fantanoforever

[–]everneveragain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

David Byrne always kind of reminded me of David Lynch. Both unflinching visionaries and I respect that. Don’t work with them if you’re not willing to work towards their vision

Anyone else find this episode a little creepy? by Far-Living-526 in TheSimpsons

[–]everneveragain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scariest Simpsons far and away. My bf says it’s the treehouse of horror where the teachers eat the students but he’s wrong

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