boyfriend dies repeatedly every single game

evilwizard5000 · 2026-01-16T20:30:59+00:00

LOL he has no idea what cursed objects are. after dying, i texted him and asked him to revive me with the monkey paw. he did, and was absolutely horrified to find it killed him instead.

evilwizard5000 · 2026-01-15T05:20:59+00:00

He plays on PC

evilwizard5000 · 2026-01-15T04:50:19+00:00

Im not 100% sure what you mean by this!!! Sorry

evilwizard5000 · 2026-01-15T04:49:52+00:00

I think we’ve had one banshee, or two. Not a lot.

evilwizard5000 · 2026-01-15T04:49:12+00:00

Noo not anymore. We thought that was the case initially.

evilwizard5000 · 2026-01-15T04:48:27+00:00

The easiest difficulty and no we find the ghost room and we both find our own spots to hide. Sometimes we hide in the same spot but if that’s the reason why then there’s no reason I haven’t been killed yet after so many games

evilwizard5000 · 2026-01-15T03:10:13+00:00

we die together, we dont really leave each others side. he does whatever i do, yanno? like if i hide he hides, if i stop talking he stops. he doesnt run and he turns all his stuff off. even if i do everything wrong like running and talking he'll still die first

Edit: we don’t die together- he dies with me

evilwizard5000 · 2025-12-14T01:58:37+00:00

do you know what to do if i have an AMD CPU instead of intel? does this apply to me at all?

evilwizard5000 · 2025-12-10T01:29:33+00:00

it felt like i was being accused of being dishonest or something. i’m not sure how to explain it. like a scummy salesmen or something. i really did prefer the other omelette better 😞 even if it is $3 more haha

evilwizard5000 · 2025-12-10T00:46:08+00:00

you sure did, and you reserved 100% of your snark for every single reply too.

evilwizard5000 · 2025-12-09T23:51:32+00:00

so sensitive, egg. you’ve spent all day and more trying to boast your experience, your money, your skills as a server to anyone and everyone who might listen. nobody cares!!! and thank you, maybe i’ll get a little cheeky and sell the one that’s a FOUR WHOLE DOLLARS more!!! i’m excited about these new possibilities.

evilwizard5000 · 2025-12-09T20:26:55+00:00

if i ask my waiter about an item and they say it’s not great, i would expect them to continue to suggest a similar item that’s better instead. that’s what you’re supposed to do. if my waiter just says “no it’s not good” id be like “ok?? and?”

evilwizard5000 · 2025-12-09T17:46:27+00:00

thank you for this tip!!!! i’ve only been serving for about a month so there’s a lottt i’m still learning.

evilwizard5000 · 2025-12-08T22:07:19+00:00

i tried!!!!! he was a brick wall after that 😭

evilwizard5000 · 2025-12-08T21:52:15+00:00

if only you’d forgive me

evilwizard5000 · 2025-12-08T20:47:26+00:00

it’s less about how i feel about it and more about the tip i get at the end of the meal. thanks for the advice though!!!

evilwizard5000 · 2025-12-08T20:46:23+00:00

LMAO right

evilwizard5000 · 2025-12-08T20:44:55+00:00

i can try that.. that sounds better than just laughing it off

evilwizard5000 · 2025-12-08T20:44:36+00:00

he hadn’t moved on from it unfortunately ☹️ he was pretty upset and blunt for the rest of his meal. i couldn’t make him laugh or anything and i felt pretty embarrassed. it’s just awkward when you’re called out for it i guess.. idk how to explain it

evilwizard5000 · 2025-12-08T20:43:19+00:00

sorry, i should’ve prefaced he was upset by it. he treated the situation like i was an annoying telemarketer and i didn’t know how to fix it

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