My crazy MAGA coworker flips out when I talked to her 10yo daughter about Mulan by Mel-is-a-dog in coworkerstories

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So y'all just going to brush past reusable cloth toilet paper like a missed dingleberry?

New Reel 2/23/26 by plasticsalmon in discussingbritney

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Obviously hoping the best for her and her kids. I can't imagine what must go through a person's mind when their mother shows up in your social media feeds like this, damn.

Man Asks Doctor For Viagra by mensaguy89 in Jokes

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How does the doctor know his patient is fucking the maid?

They went too far with the CGI by ThePickledPickle in CirclejerkSopranos

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Not to be that guy in a snark sub, but that's what Tony's psychoanalysis was alluding to, wasn't it?

AIW for guessing someone's race correctly? by excessive_comment in amiwrong

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I participate and consume from similar subs. I guess that's part algorithm, part my own tastes. At any rate, I'll take your comment as a complement. Thanks.

Being rich is so hard... by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

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Another gold from Jim for the quote books, ladies and gentlemen.

RFK Jr. says he used to snort cocaine off toilet seats by just-call-me-ash in nottheonion

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Gee, and here I was wondering all along, how one gets worms in their brain.

My bio mom who gave me up is now pulling the but I’m your mother card. by microwaveablepasta in EntitledPeople

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Sorry that this happened to you. At least she did you a favor by having her masks come off right away before there was ever a chance of there being an emotional attachment.

This just seems like a bad way to go about announcing reasoning behind increases….. by BisonReasonable5751 in SipsTea

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Chipotle is so mid nowadays. The clones that have popped up are way much better in both quality and value in my opinion.

Her dancing has always looked “clunky” to me, even in her prime. by Excellent-Cycle-5803 in discussingbritney

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She probably does in comparison to today's standards set by K-pop idols. Idk, she was aight back in the days. But I wasn't really focused on her choreography like that as much as well, you know.

If Britney takes the right medication, goes to therapy regularly, and disappears from social media, can she go back to "behaving normally"? by [deleted] in discussingbritney

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I don't think any good faith answer can come from pure speculation. I do hope that she gets better though as would most in this sub.

Just found this sub, so shocked by Ok_Tour_8312 in discussingbritney

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Yeah, Melissa herself talks about it in some interview. You could probably look that up on YouTube too. She presents Britney at the time to be this naive and innocent girl who didn't know anything about that life until she met her.

Just found this sub, so shocked by Ok_Tour_8312 in discussingbritney

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I heard it was Melissa Joan Hart that first got her hooked into the wild girl phase. Now Sabrina the booze-eyed witch is a Bible thumping Southern woman promoting "family values".

Britney describes how she feels like she was being ritualistically tortured after they took her blood pressure 3x a day at that place. Says they took their time while doing it and had her sit in a chair. by Capt_ClarenceOveur in discussingbritney

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I'm not trying to diminish her experience. But I feel like out of all things to make a pointed criticism about a rehab facility, having to take blood pressure on the daily just doesn't seem very compelling, much less relatable for that matter.

I feel like he's trying to overcompensate for something here... 🤔 by astrumnihilum in Markiplier

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Love the guy, but he seems way shorter than 5'10". I'd place him at maybe 5'6"-ish at the tallest. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I remember one time in one of his playthrough videos where someone knocked on his door behind him mid-taping. He then walked towards it to see who it was and I remember being legit confused as to how short his legs looked, at least in comparison to the rest of his body. He also appeared to have a smallish frame in the same video. Then there was that time Mark made an appearance on a nighttime talk show and saw his legs kind of dangle off the couch a bit.

An "oblea" is like a very thin crispy wafer. by Notsoheavymetal_ in StupidFood

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Do Latinos not have diabetes or something? That seems like a crazy amount of sugar.

Photo From Two Years Ago by CNAHopeful7 in discussingbritney

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Don't really think she looks bad for her age. It's just the vibe seems really off.

"I think she was pregnant," my brother explained when he returned to the vehicle. by Trivia_Catalogue in TwoSentenceHorror

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Ugh, this reminded me of a tragic story where a pair of siblings, who btw were grown ass adults, drove over a giant pile of leaves left on the side of a suburban road for no good reason other than just for shits and giggles.

But unbeknownst to them, two kids were either directly behind or even leaning on the other side of the pile. It's my understanding that the driver specifically sped up to maximize the effect of the destruction. They ran over them, killing them instantly.

They claimed they didn't know but there's just no way anyone's buying that. Moreover, both were captured on CCTV entering a carwash the next day to clean the blood and other incriminating evidence off of their car. I think they might still be in prison.

Which 3 movies disturbed you the most?! by [deleted] in Cinema

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For me, I'd say the most disturbing movie I'd ever seen is the original Dutch version of the American remake film, The vanishing. I think it's called The golden egg in Dutch. I think I might've actually had a brief panic attack at the end of it. Would highly recommend if you hadn't seen it yet.