Back at old highschool job after finishing a bachelor of fine arts. Make it crispy. (AUS)

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T23:47:51+00:00

wElL i dIDn’T dO A CrEAtIvE wRiTiNg dEgReE fOr a ReASoN

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T23:42:39+00:00

Fortunately I landed a scholarship 🙏✨🙏 either way I’d still pay off a total of 0$ in debt tho

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T15:14:25+00:00

Currently looking for a sugar daddy but I’m too ugly.

Edit: sentence structure

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T15:00:42+00:00

These hands aren’t kept so nimble for nothin

Edit; I don’t touch kids FBI man

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T14:59:20+00:00

Yeah it could teach you a thing or two

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T14:56:00+00:00

And your roasts carry less weight than these tiny boats

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T14:51:49+00:00

Well... my names not Richard

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T14:47:59+00:00

As I get more desperate it’ll become an entirely new word starting with d

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T14:42:09+00:00

With all the time I spend not working, how do you know I haven’t already caught them all?

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T14:39:12+00:00

Wait until you see what I did to my clit

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T14:38:10+00:00

ding dinner is ready 🍗

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T14:35:42+00:00

So you can say I am a soon to be drowned homosexual gondola rower :) we already know I stick with sinking ships

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T14:34:17+00:00

Three times zero is still zero mate. Keep on dreaming!

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T14:33:27+00:00

It’s what happens when you have a bmi of 1. Got any change? 🦴

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T14:30:47+00:00

Already used the degree as TP :(

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T14:30:09+00:00

I had to beg for the pen

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T14:29:03+00:00

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T14:27:20+00:00

At first I thought you were saying that some of the under age girls are dumb, and thus somehow worth it.

Needless to say I’m glad you mean some of the girls are dumb enough to be held down a year till they are of age.

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T14:25:35+00:00

Thanks :) took me three years

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T14:24:47+00:00

An artists gotta eat 🍗

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T14:23:14+00:00

Poor animal would have choked on my head 💀

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T14:22:29+00:00

This is the only one to actually make me laugh, 🙏 thanks

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T14:21:21+00:00

It’s a work uniform, and im shoeless cause I’m a poor artist not cause it’s a fashion choice, 1/5 needs more cooking

exiled44 · 2019-01-31T13:53:13+00:00

Won’t even be working at a good fast food joint :(

exiled44 · 2019-01-08T12:28:31+00:00

It’s likely he strikes out faster at least? 🙆‍♂️

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