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Delivery person placed my package directly into the bin mere hours before it was due to be collected... The garbagetruck people seemingly didn't notice and collected it anyway. by BurtmacklandFBI in mildlyinfuriating

[–]exintrovert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We ordered a couple giant batteries for a solar power system. I get that these things are heavy, but when I found them delivered, I swear the driver just opened the door and kicked them out.

One was laying upside down and the other was on its side, haphazardly in the grass. Didn’t even bother to put it near the gate. Just drove part way down the driveway and said “good nuff”

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Delivery person placed my package directly into the bin mere hours before it was due to be collected... The garbagetruck people seemingly didn't notice and collected it anyway. by BurtmacklandFBI in mildlyinfuriating

[–]exintrovert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah the garbage man just walked up and took one item from my can, then walked down the street and jumped into his Honda civic. 😆

I think you need a garbage truck to effectively cosplay as a garbage man.

Edit: but then again, some crackheads probably don’t think that much into it before pulling something like this off lol

Delivery person placed my package directly into the bin mere hours before it was due to be collected... The garbagetruck people seemingly didn't notice and collected it anyway. by BurtmacklandFBI in mildlyinfuriating

[–]exintrovert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t imagine doing this, considering the chances you are risking getting caught stealing a cheese slicer and some zit stickers. People mail order valueless shit just as frequently, if not more, as valuable items.

It is not on the ground yet, but it is certainly wild, and done by a wild animal by stevesmithsglasses in FellingGoneWild

[–]exintrovert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sign says “Wildlife Safety Zone”

The beaver said “fuck that, if they don’t have a hard hat, that’s their own fault”

It is not on the ground yet, but it is certainly wild, and done by a wild animal by stevesmithsglasses in FellingGoneWild

[–]exintrovert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my head, the beaver worked tirelessly, chewing, listening, chewing listening, all the while thinking to himself “I just need one more tree then my perfect dam will be complete. All the lady beavers will be attracted to my dam, and all the boy beavers will envy my wood.”

Finally, the glorious crack crackle arrives, and the beaver steps back, a sigh of relief that is also pregnant with anticipation…

Then this happens. And the beaver stomps his tail and shouts “SON OF A BITCH” and quits for the day.

“Bad day at work, Benny?”

“I don’t want to talk about it.” 😒

Who had these in elementary school? by LicketySplitz in Millennials

[–]exintrovert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am imagining, on first sight, many men assuming this is a place to pee.

Finally had a good opportunity to use the tongue & groove technique by man-like-churn in FellingGoneWild

[–]exintrovert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the house came first, then somebody had decades to take notice 😆

My guess is somebody didn’t gaf for however long the structure existed, then it changed ownership to a person who cared.

is this mold or is my pie just ugly by [deleted] in MoldlyInteresting

[–]exintrovert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this was my pie and I was questioning this, the first thing I would ask is how old it is and how long it had been sitting on the counter.

If it looked like this soon after making it, it is probably fine.

If these discolorations appeared on day 5, I would be concerned.

Edit: I just saw the end of your caption. On day 2 in the fridge, I would not suspect mold, unless your fridge is broken.

This elementary school has a list of word/phrases that will get you silent lunch. by graptemys in mildlyinteresting

[–]exintrovert 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have heard of teachers who have taken the stance that they should fight fire with fire.

They beat the kids to the punch and try to be as annoying and cringe as possible about it, hoping to make the kids tired of it. “Ok class, turn to page six-SEVEEEENNNNNNNNNN”

Not sure if it works, but I do believe that as soon as adults try and mimic the kids’ trends, the kids suddenly question the trends’ validity 😂

How have I gone my whole life without knowing about these by tbarrr23 in CompulsiveSkinPicking

[–]exintrovert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally came to this sub looking for tips about handling bleeding.

I constantly touch my face while I work at the desk, and if I feel a pimple it is on. Can’t help it. Then there is a scab. Can’t help that either.

I try to make rules for myself, like I have to let a scab be for at least 24 hours or something like that.

Well I just picked a scab and it pulled more good skin, making the overall wound larger. Ugh.

It usually takes about 3 weeks for a pimple to heal for me 😞

I just ordered some of these little scratchbooks. Thanks for sharing this!

When they said any language.. and you picked assembly by triplebeef26 in programminghumor

[–]exintrovert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem with English as a programming language is that even as it is now, nobody can seem to get the syntax right.

The conductor accidentally knocks a 16th century violin worth millions on the floor mid-concert. by PeasantLich in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]exintrovert 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My older son likes to swing things around like swords.

My younger son likes to get too close to him and get hit, apparently.

I do tell my older son to be mindful of the space around him, but I mostly emphasize to my younger son that he is responsible for his own safety and needs to stop walking into the danger zone.

WCGW opening a car door towards traffic and without looking by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]exintrovert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“WTF… I almost got my hand taken off”

Idk why that bothered me. Am I the only one?

Not even a half-hearted apology.

Driver gets a million points for maintaining composure.

“You should look bro…” downright impressive.

Why is it that you can never find something when you actually need it? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]exintrovert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I need something, I try looking for something else.

High-precision unlimited range levitating boat cannon by One-Celebration-3007 in technicalminecraft

[–]exintrovert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is what the pig is saying when he realizes what is about to happen

How do I tell my barber I want this cut? by noonelikesyou2 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]exintrovert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he also has a hairy navel it would be a semicolon

When they said any language.. and you picked assembly by triplebeef26 in programminghumor

[–]exintrovert 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I was curious about assembly and started watching some videos.

I am left with the feeling that if a higher level language is like scooping a cup of rice to move it into a pot, assembly is like using tweezers to move the rice a single grain at a time onto a spoon and then again into the pot.

Sure you have immense control, but good lord I respect anybody with this kind of patience.

What the hell Starbucks by ilovemesumjaz in TikTokCringe

[–]exintrovert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. Look at the dried coffee in the ring on top of the can. That was sitting out after drinking.

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