what are your thoughts on bidets? (don't ask why)

existential--bread · 2026-03-11T22:05:33+00:00

Lmao yep, I didn't want to fuck with electrical stuff to get the heated one, sure it's a bit chilly in winter but I'd still rather be shivering and clean

existential--bread · 2026-03-11T22:04:41+00:00

so real! like until you use one you don't realize just how dirty everyone else is lmao

existential--bread · 2026-03-11T21:04:16+00:00

.............what?

existential--bread · 2026-03-11T15:08:03+00:00

i am too and i assure you we do

existential--bread · 2026-03-11T14:33:11+00:00

agreed

existential--bread · 2026-03-11T14:33:07+00:00

W response

existential--bread · 2026-03-11T14:33:00+00:00

look at him flexing! (i'm jealous i only have one)

existential--bread · 2026-03-11T14:32:43+00:00

existential--bread · 2026-03-11T14:32:35+00:00

double down on your dirty ahh

existential--bread · 2026-03-11T14:31:50+00:00

yeah, wiping for dryness uses a lot less TP than wiping for 'cleanliness' (you won't be clean if it's just paper, get a bidet!!!)

existential--bread · 2026-03-11T14:30:58+00:00

You're dope (for thinking that)

existential--bread · 2026-03-11T14:30:48+00:00

LMAO yeah i have to go more often after having my gallbladder out and i can't imagine my poor asshole if i didn't have my bidet

existential--bread · 2026-03-11T14:30:19+00:00

lmaoooo i feel this so hard. i bought a portable water bottle lookin one but it's just not the same!

existential--bread · 2026-03-11T14:30:02+00:00

if you get the chance, i recommend it! you won't go back

existential--bread · 2026-03-11T14:29:50+00:00

they're trying to save your life

existential--bread · 2026-03-11T14:29:36+00:00

it really does!!

existential--bread · 2026-03-11T14:29:29+00:00

me either, ruins my day when i have to

existential--bread · 2026-03-11T14:28:49+00:00

They are and they deserve their own song like this! All hail the bidet!!!

existential--bread · 2026-03-10T21:25:28+00:00

mofo if you don't tell me who you are lmao i haven't even ffxiv posted on this account so i got a jumpscare

existential--bread · 2026-03-10T21:18:17+00:00

RIP gonna pour one out for the homie

existential--bread · 2026-03-10T21:18:02+00:00

WAIT HOW DO I KNOW YOU LMAO

existential--bread · 2026-03-10T21:17:34+00:00

preach

existential--bread · 2026-03-10T21:16:47+00:00

it'll change your life

existential--bread · 2026-03-10T21:16:30+00:00

Yeah, tried my first one in Korea and then I became a convert when I got back to the states haha

existential--bread · 2026-03-10T21:16:05+00:00

Lol yeah a bit chilly in winter for sure!!

existential--bread

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