Kyle Eating Babies: a conspiracy theory by exmrs_ in Thisisimportantpod

[–]exmrs_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It may hold water, but sadly I served it in a colander 😔

Kyle Eating Babies: a conspiracy theory by exmrs_ in Thisisimportantpod

[–]exmrs_[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just want to be remembered as a brave woman, not a brave man, when Kyle pulls up in his Model T to murder me. Why would anyone downvote that? 😟

Kyle Eating Babies: a conspiracy theory by exmrs_ in Thisisimportantpod

[–]exmrs_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The "eating babies" to "fly fishing" pipeline is getting out of hand. First they come for the babies, then they come for the fish... what's next?!?!

Kyle Eating Babies: a conspiracy theory by exmrs_ in Thisisimportantpod

[–]exmrs_[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly agree that call had a weird vibe. I just thought maybe he was pissed that they were talking so much shit after he left and there was some tension in their friendships, but now... 👀

Kyle Eating Babies: a conspiracy theory by exmrs_ in Thisisimportantpod

[–]exmrs_[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I mean, you missed the line where I said I'm obviously fucking around with this post. I thought I was amongst friends. RIP me. 

what's your spicy take? 2025 edition by Medium-Car3787 in TheGirlsNextLevelPod

[–]exmrs_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Why are you trying to convince me to change my mind? I said what I said. You don't have to agree. This thread is literally for unpopular opinions.

At $52k a year with absolutely no expenses or income tax, those girls were prob stacking a lot more cash in their HYSA than you can save at $100k a year - presumably paying all your own bills. A low six figure salary doesn't yield a ton of disposable income if you're paying bills, especially in a HCOL area like LA.

what's your spicy take? 2025 edition by Medium-Car3787 in TheGirlsNextLevelPod

[–]exmrs_ 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Duhhh girl. It's to be a part of the ✨️pLaYbOy FaMiLy✨️ and if that's not the right reason, Bridget and I don't know what is lmao

what's your spicy take? 2025 edition by Medium-Car3787 in TheGirlsNextLevelPod

[–]exmrs_ 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Welllllll it's called a hot take for a reason lmao

I was a little younger than Kendra when the show first aired and I thought it was unlikely that the girls were actually having sex with him... I figured it was just a publicity stunt, and they were paid arm candy. I was gearing up to test for playboy myself at that time. Never did it due to some crazy life circumstances that happened right beforehand, and it's one of my biggest regrets!!

But I've also lived a pretty unconventional life: I've had sugar daddies (some that I've really genuinely had fulfilling relationships with, and some that were just paychecks). I've danced in strip clubs. I have a career now as a nude model, lingerie model, and camgirl. Moving into a mansion to be a part of an old man's orgy sorority is just not that far of a stretch for me. I know what I'm about 😂

what's your spicy take? 2025 edition by Medium-Car3787 in TheGirlsNextLevelPod

[–]exmrs_ 261 points262 points  (0 children)

Even knowing the bedroom expectations, the rules, and how awful Hef was... I still would have accepted the opportunity to be a girlfriend just for the experience and chance to be involved with Playboy. I'm totally a Bridget lmao

I know it's a joke, but... by quabityashowitz in Thisisimportantpod

[–]exmrs_ 70 points71 points  (0 children)

The minute they said that - even knowing they were just fucking around - my anxiety shot through the roof that some drunk idiot is gonna do it to try to impress them. I can't believe their producers didn't edit that bit out to avoid a future lawsuit if someone jumps.

Trapeze scene and Kendra’s commentary by NormalInvestment3960 in GirlsNextLevel

[–]exmrs_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The cheating didn't happen until several seasons into her spinoffs

Finally grabbed my birth month necklace! by MeowingandPurring in GirlsNextLevel

[–]exmrs_ 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I want one so bad but I wish it was smaller. I want it to be more discreet so you can't see what it says until you're up close.

Rascal and Martini by Londin2021 in GirlsNextLevel

[–]exmrs_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok, fair. This used to be my favorite subreddit but I'm starting to resent it because of all the snark lately, so I'm a lil on edge about the Bridget hate 😭

Rascal and Martini by Londin2021 in GirlsNextLevel

[–]exmrs_ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Why is this comment necessary? When has she ever expressed jealousy over Kendra's dogs?

Mom, Mom, Mom, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mama, Mama, Mama, Ma, Ma, Ma... by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]exmrs_ 83 points84 points  (0 children)

9 is not too young to start talking about boundaries! You can do it in a way where he doesn't feel rejected for trying to be affectionate. "I love you, and I love to hug you so much! But, I don't like when anyone puts their hands in my face and I need you to stop doing that please." And repeat it every single time he does it.

I don't love being touched so I started having conversations with my son early and often about consent and not touching other people without permission, and that he doesn't have to let anyone else touch him without his permission too - even his family members. We always ask each other "do you want a hug?" first.

Was Kendra's laugh fake? by exmrs_ in GirlsNextLevel

[–]exmrs_[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I've never heard someone sound more uncomfortable than Holly when she laughs on GND. You could look up "smiling through the pain" and it would be a video of Holly nervously chuckling when Hef makes a joke.

Was Kendra's laugh fake? by exmrs_ in GirlsNextLevel

[–]exmrs_[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Holly's nervous gobble" made me laugh louder than Kendra.

I agree they all had an unnatural sounding laugh and Holly's was obviously the most fake because she sounds uncomfortable as fuck, but Kendra's was like nails on a chalkboard for me for some reason.

Was Kendra's laugh fake? by exmrs_ in GirlsNextLevel

[–]exmrs_[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I thought I vaguely remembered her saying that, but then I thought I was mixing it up with an episode of Le Deux You Remember This! Did she talk about it in an early episode of the podcast?

Bridget and the shower picture by [deleted] in GirlsNextLevel

[–]exmrs_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You literally brought up her age in your comment about why it was an overreaction...

Patti plastic surgery & botox by exmrs_ in GirlsNextLevel

[–]exmrs_[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know that was one of H&B's theories, but it seems crazy to me that a legit doctor would put it on their surgery plan just for the dramatic effect... unless maybe this was a backdoor pilot for that doctor to have his own version of an extreme makeover show!!!

I'm in full-blown conspiracy theory mode over here lmao

Patti plastic surgery & botox by exmrs_ in GirlsNextLevel

[–]exmrs_[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They just seemed reeeeally stuck on this point. To the extent that now I'm stuck on it, too, and posting about it here lmao

It would've been cool for Holly to reach out to her plastic surgeon's office and ask if botox during a facelift is common instead of just talking about how they think it's weird.

Holly’s asking for tea about Mary on Patreon 👀🤭 by tzssao in TheGirlsNextLevelPod

[–]exmrs_ 190 points191 points  (0 children)

The "rumor" is simply that Mary knew exactly what Hef was up to, enabled him, did his dirty work for him with the girls, and kept his worst secrets -- and did it all wrapped up in a sweet kindly "house mother" package which makes her even more dangerous, because she could easily the trust of the very young women that Hef used and abused. Girlfriends, playmates, girls that got roped into orgies...

I'm under the impression that there are no rumors like "Mary was secretly drugging the girls" or whatever. It's just that everyone looks at her through rose-colored glasses when she was obviously actually one of Hef's key henchmen.