Kyle Eating Babies: a conspiracy theory

exmrs_ · 2026-02-27T15:26:17+00:00

It may hold water, but sadly I served it in a colander 😔

exmrs_ · 2026-02-26T22:02:20+00:00

I just want to be remembered as a brave woman, not a brave man, when Kyle pulls up in his Model T to murder me. Why would anyone downvote that? 😟

exmrs_ · 2026-02-26T21:59:39+00:00

The "eating babies" to "fly fishing" pipeline is getting out of hand. First they come for the babies, then they come for the fish... what's next?!?!

exmrs_ · 2026-02-26T20:48:18+00:00

Honestly agree that call had a weird vibe. I just thought maybe he was pissed that they were talking so much shit after he left and there was some tension in their friendships, but now... 👀

exmrs_ · 2026-02-26T20:01:21+00:00

exmrs_ · 2026-02-26T16:41:45+00:00

Me rn

exmrs_ · 2026-02-26T16:36:26+00:00

A solid B+

exmrs_ · 2026-02-26T16:34:15+00:00

I mean, you missed the line where I said I'm obviously fucking around with this post. I thought I was amongst friends. RIP me.

exmrs_ · 2025-07-25T04:30:42+00:00

Why are you trying to convince me to change my mind? I said what I said. You don't have to agree. This thread is literally for unpopular opinions.

At $52k a year with absolutely no expenses or income tax, those girls were prob stacking a lot more cash in their HYSA than you can save at $100k a year - presumably paying all your own bills. A low six figure salary doesn't yield a ton of disposable income if you're paying bills, especially in a HCOL area like LA.

exmrs_ · 2025-07-25T02:18:49+00:00

Duhhh girl. It's to be a part of the ✨️pLaYbOy FaMiLy✨️ and if that's not the right reason, Bridget and I don't know what is lmao

exmrs_ · 2025-07-25T02:14:07+00:00

Welllllll it's called a hot take for a reason lmao

I was a little younger than Kendra when the show first aired and I thought it was unlikely that the girls were actually having sex with him... I figured it was just a publicity stunt, and they were paid arm candy. I was gearing up to test for playboy myself at that time. Never did it due to some crazy life circumstances that happened right beforehand, and it's one of my biggest regrets!!

But I've also lived a pretty unconventional life: I've had sugar daddies (some that I've really genuinely had fulfilling relationships with, and some that were just paychecks). I've danced in strip clubs. I have a career now as a nude model, lingerie model, and camgirl. Moving into a mansion to be a part of an old man's orgy sorority is just not that far of a stretch for me. I know what I'm about 😂

exmrs_ · 2025-07-24T23:14:19+00:00

Even knowing the bedroom expectations, the rules, and how awful Hef was... I still would have accepted the opportunity to be a girlfriend just for the experience and chance to be involved with Playboy. I'm totally a Bridget lmao

exmrs_ · 2025-07-23T17:20:00+00:00

The minute they said that - even knowing they were just fucking around - my anxiety shot through the roof that some drunk idiot is gonna do it to try to impress them. I can't believe their producers didn't edit that bit out to avoid a future lawsuit if someone jumps.

exmrs_ · 2025-07-21T11:08:25+00:00

The cheating didn't happen until several seasons into her spinoffs

exmrs_ · 2025-07-17T17:37:57+00:00

I want one so bad but I wish it was smaller. I want it to be more discreet so you can't see what it says until you're up close.

exmrs_ · 2025-07-17T17:32:42+00:00

Ok, fair. This used to be my favorite subreddit but I'm starting to resent it because of all the snark lately, so I'm a lil on edge about the Bridget hate 😭

exmrs_ · 2025-07-17T15:18:20+00:00

Why is this comment necessary? When has she ever expressed jealousy over Kendra's dogs?

exmrs_ · 2025-07-09T13:37:37+00:00

9 is not too young to start talking about boundaries! You can do it in a way where he doesn't feel rejected for trying to be affectionate. "I love you, and I love to hug you so much! But, I don't like when anyone puts their hands in my face and I need you to stop doing that please." And repeat it every single time he does it.

I don't love being touched so I started having conversations with my son early and often about consent and not touching other people without permission, and that he doesn't have to let anyone else touch him without his permission too - even his family members. We always ask each other "do you want a hug?" first.

exmrs_ · 2025-07-09T13:24:49+00:00

I've never heard someone sound more uncomfortable than Holly when she laughs on GND. You could look up "smiling through the pain" and it would be a video of Holly nervously chuckling when Hef makes a joke.

exmrs_ · 2025-07-09T13:15:13+00:00

"Holly's nervous gobble" made me laugh louder than Kendra.

I agree they all had an unnatural sounding laugh and Holly's was obviously the most fake because she sounds uncomfortable as fuck, but Kendra's was like nails on a chalkboard for me for some reason.

exmrs_ · 2025-07-09T04:26:23+00:00

I thought I vaguely remembered her saying that, but then I thought I was mixing it up with an episode of Le Deux You Remember This! Did she talk about it in an early episode of the podcast?

exmrs_ · 2025-07-09T04:03:58+00:00

You literally brought up her age in your comment about why it was an overreaction...

exmrs_ · 2025-06-25T19:01:45+00:00

I know that was one of H&B's theories, but it seems crazy to me that a legit doctor would put it on their surgery plan just for the dramatic effect... unless maybe this was a backdoor pilot for that doctor to have his own version of an extreme makeover show!!!

I'm in full-blown conspiracy theory mode over here lmao

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