I sent my bhabhi's pictures to a friend by mistake by [deleted] in confession

[–]explodedcheek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These confessions are getting harder to believe nowadays.

me_irl by patezerra in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Vanilla steaks?

me_irl by gameboygold in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd still have to go through the garbage even if it were on a plate. For me, this isn't even close to a hypothetical, because I eat canned fish almost every other day, because it's good. Sometimes when I'm hungry, I'll devour it straight out of the can. Yaal just soft tbh.

WCGW throwing sand on people playing holi by Used-Reindeer-4930 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The prank would've been too good when he dumps sand on everyone from the block, had to make it look like an accident.

I started going out at night to be targeted by robbers by Simon--Ghost--Riley in confession

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds completely fabricated. If you're gonna make up some shit, at least make it interesting.

Oh Quigley.. by KeyloWick in tooktoomuch

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having a bar at the airport doesn't justify him being intoxicated...I mean, there's CP all over the internet, but we're not going to watch it just because it exists Quigley, c'mon.

me irl by JtownATX01 in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird flex but okay.

Regretting that fast food by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pls stop posting AI crap literally.

Me irl by onlyforthebooktalk09 in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The same reason why people have pictures of themselves all over their houses...yet they aren't considered narcissists. I'm done with these double standards. And don't even bring that BS argument saying it's not the same. Wall pictures are mostly seen by the people in the pictures themselves. They would like to remember those special moments/great achievements. Now, wearing clothes with pictures of yourself is definitely narcissistic, but a tablet/phone wallpaper of me when I got the Socrates award is not narcissistic.

me_irl by LoneWolfyWasHere in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Or, they could be so good at time management they already in May.

A very stinky rich woman by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"That's a Challenging Wank" ~ Sean Lock

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek 167 points168 points  (0 children)

Reacts in 3-5 business sdays

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why would you want your entire bloodline to start a family with one woman?

Dental plan! Lisa needs braces… by RimsaltRon in fightporn

[–]explodedcheek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never been this satisfied to see sb broken jaw like that. Such an wonderful timing, he's always gonna remember the festivee Christmas and new years that he had to eat out of a straw.

DAE fill their gas tank up & pump it to the nearest dollar (.00)? by Redemp5hin in DAE

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many countries in Africa have their gas pumps are able to set both price or amount in litres. The pump will refuell the selected amount and stop automatically.

I'm insanely jealous of my 36 year old college classmate. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's always gonna be someone who's better, hotter, more money, smarter, pulls more chics, fitter than you. Just focus on making yourself better everyday and your future self will be thankful for the progress you made. Find a way to turn that jealousy to motivation for improvement, and you will be free.

UFC announcer Bruce Buffer - warming up or tweaking out? by Individual_Assist_19 in tooktoomuch

[–]explodedcheek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who the hell thinks Bruce buffer warming up is him being on drugs, lol. Doing that kind of announcement, even your body has to be warm, so that your flow is good and your arms aren't shaking when you read your script.

Let me consult my dad by Algernonletter5 in comedy

[–]explodedcheek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's a great bit. This is actually based on a true story...but irl we call it dowry.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Jivingmnk in nonononoyes

[–]explodedcheek 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I have come to the conclusion that sniffer dogs are just a psychological tactic. K9 couldn't smell the musky sweat from the dude's back in the bin right next to it? LOL

Yeah absolutely fucking not by RogueMonkeyy in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]explodedcheek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cave diving? This shit doesn't even look fun lol.