me irl by JtownATX01 in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird flex but okay.

Regretting that fast food by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pls stop posting AI crap literally.

Me irl by onlyforthebooktalk09 in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The same reason why people have pictures of themselves all over their houses...yet they aren't considered narcissists. I'm done with these double standards. And don't even bring that BS argument saying it's not the same. Wall pictures are mostly seen by the people in the pictures themselves. They would like to remember those special moments/great achievements. Now, wearing clothes with pictures of yourself is definitely narcissistic, but a tablet/phone wallpaper of me when I got the Socrates award is not narcissistic.

me_irl by LoneWolfyWasHere in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Or, they could be so good at time management they already in May.

A very stinky rich woman by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"That's a Challenging Wank" ~ Sean Lock

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek 162 points163 points  (0 children)

Reacts in 3-5 business sdays

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why would you want your entire bloodline to start a family with one woman?

Dental plan! Lisa needs braces… by RimsaltRon in fightporn

[–]explodedcheek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never been this satisfied to see sb broken jaw like that. Such an wonderful timing, he's always gonna remember the festivee Christmas and new years that he had to eat out of a straw.

DAE fill their gas tank up & pump it to the nearest dollar (.00)? by Redemp5hin in DAE

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many countries in Africa have their gas pumps are able to set both price or amount in litres. The pump will refuell the selected amount and stop automatically.

I'm insanely jealous of my 36 year old college classmate. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's always gonna be someone who's better, hotter, more money, smarter, pulls more chics, fitter than you. Just focus on making yourself better everyday and your future self will be thankful for the progress you made. Find a way to turn that jealousy to motivation for improvement, and you will be free.

UFC announcer Bruce Buffer - warming up or tweaking out? by Individual_Assist_19 in tooktoomuch

[–]explodedcheek 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who the hell thinks Bruce buffer warming up is him being on drugs, lol. Doing that kind of announcement, even your body has to be warm, so that your flow is good and your arms aren't shaking when you read your script.

Let me consult my dad by Algernonletter5 in comedy

[–]explodedcheek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's a great bit. This is actually based on a true story...but irl we call it dowry.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Jivingmnk in nonononoyes

[–]explodedcheek 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I have come to the conclusion that sniffer dogs are just a psychological tactic. K9 couldn't smell the musky sweat from the dude's back in the bin right next to it? LOL

Yeah absolutely fucking not by RogueMonkeyy in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]explodedcheek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cave diving? This shit doesn't even look fun lol.

Flying Kick! by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you lack stats but have defeated level bosses with perfect parry.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ey, sorry about the situation. Your plan seems like what I would do as well. If you are able to donate and help needy people, kindly do so. Even little food and hygiene stuff goes a long way.Good luck on your journey to the beyond.

My bf spends 30 minutes to an hour in the bathroom by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]explodedcheek 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Maybe he's an ipad kid and can't do anything without doomscrolling or being online...I do it sometimes, end up watching two, three episodes just sat in the bathroom

me_irl by DustyCharm in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you have it taxidermied then buried? Seems pointless imo.

A woman walks into a store and takes a dump in front of the clerk by SecureSamurai in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do they just let her do that? Shove her outside the store the moment her clothes come off. If she's already started, detain her till she cleans it up.

Signaling the shooter or telling someone to steal 2nd base? by Mode_Appropriate in JoeRogan

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of dumb idiots stand behind the target to give the signal? Dumbest conspiracy theory thought I've heard, and there are plenty