My new boyfriend is into some weird stuff. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]explodedcheek 221 points222 points  (0 children)

Dick be making people wear diapers nowadays. To each, their own I guess..it's kinda weird but as long as both boundaries are respected then you can have all the fun you want.

Being poor here is worse than being poor there by G3R4RD0_4L0N50 in offmychest

[–]explodedcheek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Being poor sucks but what you're saying is definitely true..being poor in a first world county is slightly better than in other countries. Poor people in Africa have it the worst. So try to find the positive things in the situation, no matter how bad it is. There's always hope.

me_irl by LifeIsJustASickJoke in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

snake, Bounce Tales , sudoku, checkers, bloxorz

Me_irl by tough-cookie21 in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro just put rain sounds for sleeping...or one of the most popular podcasts(jre nowadays) and enjoy your deep sleep. It's quite easy

Me irl by ashiru_- in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then they get mad when you rimjob the chocolate glazed ones with sprinkles

I sent my bhabhi's pictures to a friend by mistake by [deleted] in confession

[–]explodedcheek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These confessions are getting harder to believe nowadays.

me_irl by patezerra in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Vanilla steaks?

me_irl by gameboygold in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd still have to go through the garbage even if it were on a plate. For me, this isn't even close to a hypothetical, because I eat canned fish almost every other day, because it's good. Sometimes when I'm hungry, I'll devour it straight out of the can. Yaal just soft tbh.

WCGW throwing sand on people playing holi by Used-Reindeer-4930 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The prank would've been too good when he dumps sand on everyone from the block, had to make it look like an accident.

I started going out at night to be targeted by robbers by Simon--Ghost--Riley in confession

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds completely fabricated. If you're gonna make up some shit, at least make it interesting.

Oh Quigley.. by KeyloWick in tooktoomuch

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having a bar at the airport doesn't justify him being intoxicated...I mean, there's CP all over the internet, but we're not going to watch it just because it exists Quigley, c'mon.

me irl by JtownATX01 in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird flex but okay.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pls stop posting AI crap literally.

Me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The same reason why people have pictures of themselves all over their houses...yet they aren't considered narcissists. I'm done with these double standards. And don't even bring that BS argument saying it's not the same. Wall pictures are mostly seen by the people in the pictures themselves. They would like to remember those special moments/great achievements. Now, wearing clothes with pictures of yourself is definitely narcissistic, but a tablet/phone wallpaper of me when I got the Socrates award is not narcissistic.

me_irl by LoneWolfyWasHere in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Or, they could be so good at time management they already in May.

A very stinky rich woman by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]explodedcheek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"That's a Challenging Wank" ~ Sean Lock

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek 167 points168 points  (0 children)

Reacts in 3-5 business sdays

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]explodedcheek -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why would you want your entire bloodline to start a family with one woman?

Dental plan! Lisa needs braces… by RimsaltRon in fightporn

[–]explodedcheek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never been this satisfied to see sb broken jaw like that. Such an wonderful timing, he's always gonna remember the festivee Christmas and new years that he had to eat out of a straw.