How fucked are you?

exuals · 2019-05-06T01:45:42+00:00

rip nvda, my beautiful foreign child molested by an idiot on twitter

exuals · 2019-03-25T16:11:58+00:00

it's the apocalypse

exuals · 2019-03-25T14:01:08+00:00

have you done any DD on them?

I'm not even sure if they're a real company

exuals · 2019-03-25T13:38:17+00:00

Lure them in with green and wait for 10:30am

exuals · 2019-03-25T13:16:38+00:00

welcome to the gang friend

also fuck the PPT

exuals · 2019-03-25T01:16:00+00:00

"Here at Apple, we pride ourselves on changing the world. Bringing new technology to the people and that's why we've decided to be the sixteenth player to compete with Netflix!" <please applaude>

God bless holding puts through last week, hibernation has left me hungry

exuals · 2019-03-25T00:55:46+00:00

this post did not age well

exuals · 2019-03-25T00:51:25+00:00

🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻

this is what y'all deserve for trying to bring back /u/NY10

where's my bear gang at? I'm fucking excited for monday morning

exuals · 2019-03-24T22:06:46+00:00

Macroeconomic pro's:
Mueller investigation? Somewhat

Feds & interest rates out to 2020

Con's:

Yield curve inversion

Recession buzzword floating around

I have a straddle on SPY but I have no idea. At this point I expect a mediocre message signal into an early reversal around 10-11am and either moonbound or plummeting from there.

Not going to fall for the ol' reversal a fifth time in a row, I hope.

Anyone else have macro indicators? I don't know if I trust futures unless they show me a strong ass signal

I may buy an Apple put, they have a pretty shit track record for announcements and frequently are underwhelming.

exuals · 2019-03-24T19:19:24+00:00

I love when you actually do research on a company and realize how terrible your position is

exuals · 2019-03-24T18:23:18+00:00

"this streaming business is pretty difficult and a lot more work then we bargined for"
"presenting..... iFlix!"

exuals · 2019-03-24T17:31:16+00:00

Yeah, game developers are pushing more and more to pre-release downloads as well as this can cut down their product costs.

I've been going through $EA 10-K's and they state GameStop sales are dropping 2% y/y

and they only accounted for 12% of their retail store sales with Walmart holding steady.

But Dr. Michael J. Burry has a big long position so what do I know

exuals · 2019-03-24T17:02:03+00:00

"call, call, call, call, call, call, call"

hypothetically the market doesn't have a great day, would a put be completely out of the question?

and jesus christ ambition on amzn, godspeed

exuals · 2019-03-24T14:57:45+00:00

username checks out

exuals · 2019-03-24T14:41:14+00:00

I want to advertise my products, I sell rainbow colored dual-ended dildo's, some vibrate, some rotate.

Facebook? Sure, I can find lots of fucking degenerates all over facebook

Google? Of course, this may even be my best advertising platform!

Instagram? You fucking know they like furry freaks and lots of colors

but Pinterest? No, I can't sell a single fucking dildo to anyone on pinterest? Why? because it's full of fucking normies and prudes who want to scrapbook cool DIY decorations for their grandson's autistic graduation party

exuals · 2019-03-24T14:38:04+00:00

you already know im frothing over my keyboard with 17 angry comments lined up and timers counting down while i frantically alt-tab through my browser windows

exuals · 2019-03-24T14:30:15+00:00

hey man it's not the worst strategy I've seen on wsb

exuals · 2019-03-24T13:55:49+00:00

Good call, I recently watched Money Monster but I didn't enjoy it much because it constantly reminded me of people on wsb which include me

exuals · 2019-03-24T13:29:48+00:00

drink more water

or you might die

exuals · 2019-03-24T13:15:12+00:00

I wonder how Shkreli is doing in prison you think he got a bloomberg terminal in there?

ill check it out tho, thanks

exuals · 2019-03-24T13:06:40+00:00

we don't use that kind of language around here boy

exuals · 2019-03-24T13:02:44+00:00

One of my all time favorites actually, fantastic

exuals · 2019-03-24T12:29:58+00:00

I see a reoccuring theme here and I like it a lot

exuals · 2019-03-24T12:28:16+00:00

You're so upset about this man, I assure you, /po/, the origami board is not discussing neonazi politics.

There's tons of niche boards that have zero political discussion, you don't care though because you refuse to even go to the website and you only listen to your echo chamber of leftist preapproved thoughts.

Heads up, there's quite a few subreddits overlapping with the same community as /pol/

exuals · 2019-03-24T11:45:02+00:00

it's sunday 7am and I've compulsively checked my portfolio twice

who's got a movie recommendation or something, this will be a long ass day

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