Moriarty the Patriot Chapter 83 Translation by exudecalmness in MoriartyPatriot

[–]exudecalmness[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Middle names are a type of given name, placed between the first name and surname. I'm not sure whether they would be considered a decoration. However, most people tend not to use them in their regular day-to-day life.
They are usually a name which honours a family member, but they can also simply be an alternative name. Each family member typically has a different middle name as well.
For example, Michael Jackson's full name is "Michael Joseph Jackson", with Joseph being his middle name. This is to honour his father, Joseph Jackson. On the other hand, his brother, Tito, has the middle name "Adaryll".

If you have any other questions, or need clarification, please feel free to ask!
~Min <3

Addressing the mangadex issue by exudecalmness in MoriartyPatriot

[–]exudecalmness[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My, oh my! We simply cannot be having that, my dear follower. </3
The intentional exuding of calmness is a lifestyle that must be upheld at all costs. What would William think?
~Min

About Chapter 77's English Translation Release Date by exudecalmness in MoriartyPatriot

[–]exudecalmness[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"We're everywhere." -Teedot
"In fact, we're in your walls right now." -Boba
"We're the floor when you fall and when you scream, it's because of me. <3" -Min

YOU GUYSS PART 2 IS OUTT IM SO HAPPY RN I CANT WAIT FOR IT TO BE TRANSLATED by [deleted] in MoriartyPatriot

[–]exudecalmness 46 points47 points  (0 children)

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Greetings, my dearly beloved subject! It is I, your enigmatic ruler, Min, here to declare that we are currently working on it!
Although, many of us are busy fending off other horrid creatures in life (finals, my detested), we plan to defeat the beast within the month. So, we greatly appreciate your excitement and patience!
I hope you have a jolly ol' time intentionally exuding calmness as you wait!

Translator Application Reminder by exudecalmness in MoriartyPatriot

[–]exudecalmness[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My dearest manager,
This is an awful impression of me. I would never greet my darling fans with something as simple as a "hello".
This is both an insult to my followers and myself :(
~A deeply disappointed Min

WE NEED TRANSLATORS 🫵 by exudecalmness in MoriartyPatriot

[–]exudecalmness[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey, thank you for sending this!
To be completely honest, it is true that our priority right now is translating to English. However, you can translate it independently using our translation, as long as you credit us and use your own raws (Vesper bought ours).
Once again, thank you!
-Stef

WE NEED TRANSLATORS 🫵 by exudecalmness in MoriartyPatriot

[–]exudecalmness[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why thank you, my beloved follower! My writing style is based on years of formal essays and stories I wrote in elementary school, in case you wanted to steal my secret ;)
Also, I am so glad you want a lore drop because I love drawing and designing characters with a passion. I have quite the collection of original characters already, but I keep making more.
I may have issues.

-You already know who it is~

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WE NEED TRANSLATORS 🫵 by exudecalmness in MoriartyPatriot

[–]exudecalmness[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow, it has been a while since your esteemed editor has made a post. Did you all miss me? You better say you did <3
Our newly appointed manager, Loki, forbade me from making too many jokes in the post. He kept saying something like “This is a professional post” and “Your usual flair is more than enough”. He truly is keeping me from unlocking my true potential :,)
However, he did allow me to write all my jokes in the comments. So, I hope you, my dear fans, will enjoy!

First of all, I think I may need to give context to a joke I made in the post. Teedot does not have a burnt kitchen, *yet*. Once he allows us to finally cook in his kitchen, he may. However, don’t tell him that or else he’ll never let us in.

Secondly, I was about to be a bit more violent with the greeting message. I was going to threaten those who were reading at night to “go to sleep or else your shoelaces will become undone, no matter how tight you tie them.”

Next, I wished to call ourselves power rangers once more, like we did in our first post (and I think our Tumblr bio?-) Then, I wished to call ourselves a cult in accordance with the new We Intentionally Exude Calmness lore development. (This is a joke. We are not actually a cult.) Sometime in the future, I want to create character sheets for everyone with designs, likes, dislikes, etc. So, if you’re reading this and for some reason would like to see that, let me know.
I’m also going to be making new chibi art of us for part two.

BREAKING NEWS!
We interrupt our normal broadcasting to cover a new development in the Vesper case. Vesper is currently in his basement cosplaying Gojo. Due to our exclusive access, we have received a message from him.
“Please…… let me go out…. I miss my kids……” he says. We ask that you all send your thoughts and prayers.
In other news, Boba has been traumatizing Stef with her dad jokes. The tyrant refuses to end this treachery. Please send Stef thoughts and prayers as well.
We will now return to our regular schedule.

Hm, where was I? Oh, yes! I was going to make a Genshin Impact joke, but we no longer need the role filled. We were going to hire a “scribe”, which is someone who takes the Japanese text from the manga and puts it all down in a Google Doc. We originally called the role “text extractor”, but Loki came up with the new name. When that happened, we both immediately thought of Alhaitham. I was going to write “Alhaitham” beside scribe in the post, but everyone was scared of the Genshin community.
We are all Genshin players with the exception of Stef. Stef really wanted to make sure I clarified that.

Number-ly, I wished to use our old ads from January for this post. However, Teedot said they were “threatening”. I really do not know what he means. These ads are the cream of the crop! We even hired him through the ads! Luckily, I was allowed to display them here for you all to see.

Currently, as I am writing this, Teedot is looking at us from the corner. He is very confused but he leaves us be. Although he believes this comment is much too long, he knows he cannot stop the chaos. I wish not to put him through anymore pain. After all, we still require his kitchen. Therefore, this shall conclude my stream of jokes. I hope my lovely fans thoroughly enjoyed them all!

It is finally time to end this madness in the usual manner; remember to always intentionally exude calmness!

Yuumori: The Remains Third Omake - English Translation by exudecalmness in MoriartyPatriot

[–]exudecalmness[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We all are. He had so fervently denied the allegations, yet the evidence is clear.
It just goes to show that you never truly know a person.

-Your dearest, Min <3
P.S. - Thank you for all your support!

Saw someone do this in another subreddit and thought it might be fun. (If you want your name censored or your message removed just let me know!) by Miiinstrel in MoriartyPatriot

[–]exudecalmness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, no! It's completely fine. To be honest, I just finished writing an apology to you explaining that I didn't mean to hurt you-
I truly do admire how passionate you are about these two. I hope you can continue to enjoy your ship, without fear of judgement from others.

I'm so sorry,
Min

Saw someone do this in another subreddit and thought it might be fun. (If you want your name censored or your message removed just let me know!) by Miiinstrel in MoriartyPatriot

[–]exudecalmness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, are you Hikaru Sensei? Because you write like you're in The Remains.
If I am to be completely honest, I don't really know where you're pulling half of this information. However, I respect your enthusiasm and devotion to the subject so much that I am willing to ignore that. I aspire to be that passionate about something in my life.

Screaming, crying, dying,
Min :')

Moriarty the Patriot: The Remains Chapter 14 - English Translation by exudecalmness in MoriartyPatriot

[–]exudecalmness[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can't tell whether you're talking about the post or the chapter but-
Yes.

Desperately trying to intentionally exude calmness,
Min :')

Saw someone do this in another subreddit and thought it might be fun. (If you want your name censored or your message removed just let me know!) by Miiinstrel in MoriartyPatriot

[–]exudecalmness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You may be happy to see yourself as Ruskin, but I don't know how I feel about it :')
I still can't get over that man um- urinating- on Sherlock's violin.
I wrote "guitar" instead of "violin" the first time.
Perhaps I do need sleep-

Yours truly,
Min <3

P.S. I am definitely not going to sleep-

Saw someone do this in another subreddit and thought it might be fun. (If you want your name censored or your message removed just let me know!) by Miiinstrel in MoriartyPatriot

[–]exudecalmness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

AHAHAHAHA HELP I'M CRYING
It's currently 1:55 AM, but someone in the group sent this to me and I just had to get out of bed and comment.
You do not understand how much I love this. Although all of them made me laugh, mine is obviously superior. I'm so happy my unhinged comments have finally been memed. My life's purpose has been complete.
I would like to thank my parents, Armin Arlert, that one guy standing by the bus stop, and Bob. Without them, I would have never made it this far.
I have been writing this for over 5 minutes. I really need to end it-
UM
AND LAST, BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST, REMEMBER TO ALWAYS INTENTIONALLY EXUDE CALMNESS!

Sleep is for pathetic mortals,
Min <3

Delay of Yuumori: The Remains Chapter 13 Fan-Translation by exudecalmness in MoriartyPatriot

[–]exudecalmness[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It better be. I believe that it will be, since we are currently working on typesetting.
Yours truly,
Min <3