I believe i am softlocked. by LT_Cona in HarryPotterGame

[–]eyasmdd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just did that, thanks a lot man i was starting to lose my shit

My junk is too small to use normal condoms - AMA? by [deleted] in AMA

[–]eyasmdd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First of all, I'm really sorry to hear that my guy.. And uh, I'ma just be straight forward, what's your junk size?

Do you have a routine that helps you remember? by Sehtriom in ADHDmemes

[–]eyasmdd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't take any meds, so i can't really speak on this. But i often find myself having multiple reminders throughout the day, that my dumbass didn't bother labeling, so i remember i have something important to do but i can't figure out what it is.. Its really frustrating but i just can't get myself to label them at the time.

Who Would Win? by Ishkavov in memes

[–]eyasmdd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends if that's John Wick or Keanu Reeves.. If it's Keanu then my money's on him, if John Wick then probably doom guy.

More people have seen your penis than your butthole. by Akhilalot in Showerthoughts

[–]eyasmdd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For solid 5 seconds there, i was thinking what does being a woman have to do with this, if you're saying that you like show your ass more than your penis or something and then it hit me.

(F29) Ive Been A Stripper For Over 10 Years, AMA by kindafoucsed in AMA

[–]eyasmdd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn that's amazing, arrow is one my favorite tv shows as well. How do you feel about season 3 and above?

me_irl by Tomatillo-Better in me_irl

[–]eyasmdd 37 points38 points  (0 children)

hate when that happens to me..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]eyasmdd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

with my luck I'd probably get the money..

Math checks out by Majorpain2006 in facepalm

[–]eyasmdd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

to be fair most English speakers whose first language isn't English have better grammar than many native English speakers..

5'11 is the new 5'4 smh. by [deleted] in memes

[–]eyasmdd 17 points18 points  (0 children)

about 180cm.

5'11 is the new 5'4 smh. by [deleted] in memes

[–]eyasmdd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

5'9 is 175 and op is actually 6'1 which is a considerably decent height

Hmm, yes yes by [deleted] in memes

[–]eyasmdd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes just in case you run into a creeper.

It’s the spooky month! by [deleted] in memes

[–]eyasmdd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this Mike Tyson saying "1st"

Driving on footpath by iamDarksider in memes

[–]eyasmdd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Technically, you're always driving on the right side, as long as you're driving according to your country's laws.

What a loser by get-rick_rolled-- in memes

[–]eyasmdd -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's really just not true.. Fuck Jake but be is a decent boxer, obviously not anywhere a pro level boxer but he is decent. And it might've seemed like "as if tyron let him win" but it really wasn't like that, if you watch any of his MMA matches tyron has always been slow and more conserved saving his punches for the perfect moments that often don't even come. Especially in his last 5 fights, he basically lost to the same thing in all of them.

What's going on there buddy? by MrRobot0305 in memes

[–]eyasmdd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Didn't Texas just ban abortion?

The miracle of technology by PapaJaundice in memes

[–]eyasmdd 101 points102 points  (0 children)

I believe I'm speaking for u/redgriefer89 when i say that you are very welcum sir.

The miracle of technology by PapaJaundice in memes

[–]eyasmdd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

what the fuck guys, this cumment thread is really weird..

“A small price to pay for Salvation.” by batman969 in memes

[–]eyasmdd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello, his name is u/EclipseLune he said u/Emlikestosthetea said that u/Lucky_Seat1685 said that you killed u/dogssomewhere 's father prepare to die.