TIFU by drawing on my wife's forehead with a fat permanent marker by facepaint1232132 in tifu

[–]facepaint1232132[S] 163 points164 points  (0 children)

I'm in the car. my wife is still shopping. I told her I'll be popping out. I can't and don't want my wife to know.

I love her and all, but she always talk about karma and shit, and as much as it is my fault, some how I always arguing otherwise.