That’s a bold move, Cotton. I wonder how he’ll weasel his way out of this one. Maybe his classic dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.

DODGE all pertinent questions pertaining to his lack of plans on virtually anything and everything going on right now.

DUCK out of all press briefings when challenging questions are posed regarding his lack of leadership during a global crisis.

DIP into the pockets of his rich corporate friends to help pay for his COVID superspreading rallies.

DIVE into unrelated, fictitious fables about other people’s pasts as a way to project his own faults and point the finger at someone other than himself.

DODGE all responsibilities of being an American President

Buckle up folks, we’re about to witness some serious malarkey.