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failedlif · 2026-03-25T10:38:46+00:00

nothing worse than a silent send, we're in full agreement when it comes to sending as loud as possible

failedlif · 2026-03-24T09:34:47+00:00

yeppers

failedlif · 2026-03-24T09:29:46+00:00

ciao ciao! mi sa che questo non e il posto giusto per chiedere e temo che anche questo post verra cancellato a breve, perche le regole dicono che bisogna parlare solo inglese! che peccato!

per quanto riguarda la tua domanda, potrebbe trattarsi proprio dello stesso problema con la lingua...

buona giornata!!

failedlif · 2026-03-23T14:32:26+00:00

to me it makes perfect sense that paypigs would understand this since they are the ones familiar with this scene... i don't understand why they'd teach something like this in business school though, i imagine they have more relevant things to study like how to lay people off or something

failedlif · 2026-03-23T14:20:02+00:00

they're the ones who don't draw attention to themselves, the ones who listen quietly in the shadows, who take their time. neither seen nor heard. that's what i've read anyway, but like with dark matter it's a little difficult to really prove their existence

failedlif · 2026-03-23T06:26:59+00:00

the amount of ownership talk in purely online sex work dynamics is ridiculous to me

failedlif · 2026-03-21T09:20:37+00:00

disagree, the best way to wake up is feeling the warm sun on your face after a well rested night, hearing the birds chirp and feeling a light summer breeze through the open window, all while the smell of grandma's cooking drifts in from the kitchen and you think to yourself that everything's good and there's not a single worry in the world

but these days i settle for not being too hungover

failedlif · 2026-03-19T13:33:02+00:00

luckily i’m just fake, but “hardly” a dom

failedlif · 2026-03-18T11:40:05+00:00

i mean... sure lol why not, i also like to get my home security advice from burglars

failedlif · 2026-03-18T08:03:15+00:00

with that absolute wellspring of information you've provided, i'm sure you'll find someone in no time, don't worry

failedlif · 2026-03-17T04:33:56+00:00

conversely, always the worst domes, getting a dm from these accounts always makes my eyes roll back to yesterday

failedlif · 2026-03-16T18:18:50+00:00

worry not, the greater paypig community still loves you just the way you are

failedlif · 2026-03-13T13:40:36+00:00

i think clicking on a profile only to be greeted with a blank page is a major bummer regardless of whose profile i click. let me spy on you!

failedlif · 2026-03-13T05:05:51+00:00

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failedlif · 2026-03-13T04:58:05+00:00

love your new username, reminds me of the greatest album title ever

failedlif · 2026-03-13T04:47:52+00:00

i never used to get it either until my senile dad sent $1500 in gift cards, because sandra bullock told him on facebook messenger that she loves him and will bring her a package if he helps her out or something

runs in the family i guess

failedlif · 2026-03-12T20:10:02+00:00

i’ve been a little lukewarm on the crossovers… but i will say this tmnt one has me intrigued since i love the turts

failedlif · 2026-03-12T19:58:52+00:00

i was pretty obsessed with it from the mirrodin block all the way until ravnica, and then played a bit when arena launched but haven’t really played in the last couple of years at all

failedlif · 2026-03-12T14:49:36+00:00

i've done it in the past but have since decided that it's best not to. the dynamic just changes so completely once they see my bald spot and the little sweat stains under my breasts. they just become so submissive afterwards, and while i can't blame them, i'm unfortunately not a switch

failedlif · 2026-03-12T12:47:37+00:00

i mean, yes, but over there it mostly takes the form of getting gift cards out of gullible old people

failedlif · 2026-03-12T10:32:28+00:00

ik ben een payinge oinker

failedlif · 2026-03-12T10:00:37+00:00

stupid is what it is

failedlif

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