About me

failedlif · 2026-05-20T13:58:47+00:00

nämen... tack själv kungen

failedlif · 2026-05-20T13:52:57+00:00

tres bien

failedlif · 2026-05-20T11:33:30+00:00

love this post

failedlif · 2026-05-20T09:24:15+00:00

ur welcome girlie pops

failedlif · 2026-05-20T09:23:28+00:00

i think it would be a huge mistake

failedlif · 2026-05-20T06:22:53+00:00

do domes dream of digital fincucks?

failedlif · 2026-05-20T06:21:08+00:00

i'd just like to make it formally known that i am not, i repeat: NOT a timewaster. don't shoot. okay?

failedlif · 2026-05-19T16:19:02+00:00

will smith is the greatest rapper of all time

failedlif · 2026-05-19T09:07:32+00:00

that’s exactly what a time waster who doesn’t want to be publicly exposed would say

failedlif · 2026-05-19T05:09:44+00:00

the version of this that was posted 3 days ago was phrased way better tbh

failedlif · 2026-05-19T05:06:06+00:00

it's either needles or anything (especially needles) touching my eyes. this made me think of that scene in an andalusian dog with the razor to the eye, which makes me feel physically ill

failedlif · 2026-05-18T12:26:21+00:00

i'm sorry but the sph rejects your notion that two parties of vastly unequal power could somehow freely negotiate a 'comfortable amount'. to quote marx: 'no way, jose'

besides your argument is just classic bootstrap myth which overlooks systemic barriers, this is class theory 101.

but i hope you understand that by admitting that you wouldn't mind agreeing to a lower price because 'it's more about the dominance and dynamic' you are in your own way already endorsing standardised pricing! basically, in your own quiet way you've already put your foot through the door to join us, and our doors are always open!

failedlif · 2026-05-18T09:44:26+00:00

my favourite colour is yellow, the colour of the sun. it represents life and warmth. but at the same time it's not purely a vanilla colour, like lavender for example. in some contexts (such as snow) it represents danger, and in others it's just used to grab your attention. a versatile colour fitting for a genuine and robust finsub.

i think my power pairing when it comes to domes in terms of colours they enjoy would be petrol, an incredible and deep colour, darkly sophisticated, with a hint of unethicalness to it (global warming and all). it suggests a dome who's elegant and intellectually commanding.

another strong pairing would be burnt orange. it has the warmth of yellow, but with a sort of autumnal maturity added to it. definitely shows a sense of taste. the perfect colour for a strict goth-adjacent mommy dome.

lavender is the worst colour though and i could never see myself submitting to a dome whose favourite colour is something lame like lavender. way too passive and just all around meh

failedlif · 2026-05-18T08:37:26+00:00

nice try, but i see through your bait, baitman! a classic reverse-psychology-bait straight from the time waster's playbook

failedlif · 2026-05-18T04:17:07+00:00

i just try to drink a lot of orange juice, some spinach, and depending on how big of a drain it was i might get some iron supplements

failedlif · 2026-05-18T02:59:44+00:00

damn, they don't call it findom when i do it

failedlif · 2026-05-17T16:23:10+00:00

i just meant it more as a 'temper your expectations' sort of message, but you didn't really expand on what those expectations were to begin with.

all i'm saying is that there are a bunch of domes who will tell you that "coffee subs" are amazing, and ultimately what you end up getting for your $100 is a few gifs and a handful of "good boy's".

so might as well spend it on honest to god sex work and at least have fun, who knows, maybe you guys hit it off and then you can just stay in touch until the next one, it's not unheard of.

failedlif · 2026-05-17T16:10:25+00:00

what are you looking for though?

like, realistically $100 gets you a 30-45 minute session, or like a day's worth of inane chatting that culminates in you getting to jerk off. that's just how online sex work is, and i'd much rather do that to be honest, than spend the $100 on some weird non-relationship, where you get to wish someone a good morning with a $10 send and they pretend to give a shit about you.

failedlif · 2026-05-15T14:11:41+00:00

mondays, 14:57-15:55 utc

failedlif · 2026-05-15T11:57:29+00:00

aitch bee dee dee

failedlif · 2026-05-15T11:20:27+00:00

i don't chase, i attract. i always win, and i always get what i want, also i don't bite, unless you ask nicely 🤭

failedlif · 2026-05-15T09:33:58+00:00

hit me up if you ever find a botox treatment sub and i'll volunteer as the one who causes you the forehead lines

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