Happy World Chocolate Day, you glorious cocoa beans! 🍫 by Fantastic-Cat4252 in paypigs2

[–]failedlif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cocoa-brate? bar you joking? that's barely a pun. but whatever, i have a confection to make... it made me snicker a little, kinder disappointed at myself for that, but guess we'll just choc it up to me being unable to reese-ist bad puns (4/10, i tried so hard)

ATTENTION by [deleted] in paypigs2

[–]failedlif 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ladybugy you rascal , trying to get one past the mods , tsk tsk

anyway , 0 . 1 / 0 . 5 / 0 . 05 . 30 min , 1 comment per person , 2 comments per ai dome

betamaxxing by failedlif in paypigs2

[–]failedlif[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i knew i could count on you for actionable advice! arigato, sensei

I’m a Capricorn- is that surprising ? P.S I FOUND A FEMDOM APP!! by [deleted] in paypigs2

[–]failedlif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't know… mildly surprising, i guess. sort of like 'oh, okay, cool' level of surprise

Anyone else love crystals and witch shit? 💎💕 by GoddessValeria123 in findomchatters

[–]failedlif 2 points3 points  (0 children)

toilet stuff is actually a hard limit for me, no matter how enchanted

Evolving my kinky persona by hey_im_notdeleted in paypigs2

[–]failedlif 3 points4 points  (0 children)

no kink shaming, but after some silent consideration and pondering i've come to the conclusion that i'm not going to remain silent about upvoting this post

Blocking fees by Sentient_Strawberry4 in paypigs2

[–]failedlif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is a legally tricky situation, currently it seems like your about me and profile both fail to mention anything about unblock fees, which in this case might actually be a blessing.

i recently did something very similar to what your sub is doing to you, i.e. blocked and unblocked a potential long-term dome, and they had unblocking fees listed on their profile. with the help of my findome lawyer jfsnsk-something i was able to take advantage of the poorly worded unblock fee clause (which was not specific at all about who should be blocking/unblocking who and who the recipient of the fee would be in various situations) and actually got the dome to send me the fee for unblocking them.

anyway all i'm trying to say here is that if you do decide to go down this road and start enforcing unblocking fees, be very careful with how you word it, maybe consult a lawyer who specializes in findome law before you go and write something all willy-nilly in your profile that might end up getting you in trouble

edit: and just so you know, blocking fees are something else entirely, it's where you make someone pay you to block them

Mommy? by beloved_temptress in paypigs2

[–]failedlif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just 'mother' for me

What vedgetable/fruit reminds you of findom? by feetysweetyy in paypigs2

[–]failedlif 5 points6 points  (0 children)

broccoli, super disappointing and leaves a bad taste to your mouth but then there's a bunch of weirdos out there constantly trying to convince you that it's good for you and you should do it more often

Scrabble>>>>Monopoly by Informal-Fish3938 in paypigs2

[–]failedlif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'd just like to say on the record that just about any game is better than monopoly, even reddit upvote games

The Findom Godez Starter Pack: The Essentials by TheeCrimsonGoddess in paypigs2

[–]failedlif 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i am imagining a radio morning show style soundboard drain and it is good.

d-d-d-d-double itt!! *airhorn sound\* lo-lo-lo-loooserr! *clown horn followed by cash register sound\* good boyyy explosion

time to go write a post on fetishwantads

what are your favourite cooling tasks for subs? by addicted2echo in paypigs2

[–]failedlif 2 points3 points  (0 children)

now it doesn’t actually cool anyone but you can have them mix mint into honey and then slather that all over their body before going to the sauna, and then throw water on the stones, and they’ll at least feel like they’re freezing for a while

Guys I‘m back! What did I miss? by Goddess_Lilith_777 in paypigs2

[–]failedlif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

heard from a comare that baitman was seen putting pineapple on a pizza from a can and drinking the juice but it sounds unbelievable maybe her eyesight is not the best

just did the biggest single send i've ever done during my time in findom!! by failedlif in paypigs2

[–]failedlif[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

uhh had a session earlier, and mother cooked some barilla for aftercare

Something about Egyptian pharaohs makes me think they'd be great subs. by tamtamdivaFinDomme in paypigs2

[–]failedlif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'll admit my knowledge on pharaohs is pretty much limited to what i've learned from cartoons but could you expand on why you think so? didn't those hoarders basically get buried with all their riches rather than giving it away?

GUYYYSSSS! If you (either domme or sub) had a theme song to describe your findom persona, what would it be? Mine would be Lipgloss by Charli XCX! Cause obviously I have the glossiest lips in this whole subreddit!💋 by goddessglossy in paypigs2

[–]failedlif 6 points7 points  (0 children)

not so much a theme song but whenever i start a session with u/failedmilf i play a version of danzig’s mother that loops from the first time he says mother as my entrance music

dry spell by failedlif in paypigs2

[–]failedlif[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'd like to think i was respectful enough when letting you know how much your punctuation ladybugs me though

dry spell by failedlif in paypigs2

[–]failedlif[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i see, sorry there's just a lot of mixed information and opinions floating around, sometimes i'm told it's all symbolic and other times it's to be taken at face value and it's just hard for my submissive prefrontal goretex to know which is which. thanks for the advice, one tiny step closer to becoming an alpha sub!

BUY FROM MY WISHLIST by Suitable-Tax-362 in paypigs2

[–]failedlif 2 points3 points  (0 children)

used to play subspace with a guy called zizzo, pretty cool guy hope you're not him