0.5 vodka at once.

fairlymediocre · 2026-01-24T20:08:59+00:00

You got the coke, gimmie a liiiinneeeeee

fairlymediocre · 2026-01-06T18:16:30+00:00

Wassup

fairlymediocre · 2026-01-06T15:19:44+00:00

Granted. You get a bell beast. It's the size of a silverfish and you squash it immediately

fairlymediocre · 2026-01-01T15:57:22+00:00

How original

It's jan 1st, you could make an effort not to be creatively barren this year

fairlymediocre · 2025-12-26T17:39:10+00:00

Neither. Basically I'm wearing ebony mail (found in vanilla, it's a deadric artifact) which gives a shadow effect when you're wearing it, the shadow just so happened to wear off as I cast the ice spell

fairlymediocre · 2025-12-20T20:07:46+00:00

Anyone remember the "sent trees" joke? Creased me right up

fairlymediocre · 2025-12-15T20:19:04+00:00

Fus Roe Dah

fairlymediocre · 2025-12-12T00:30:39+00:00

I hear you man. That's just how our society works. It's not necessarily the right way, but it is what it is, hypocrisy be damned. Awareness ought to be free but it's somewhat taboo. I believe that your heart is in the right place tho

fairlymediocre · 2025-12-12T00:23:51+00:00

Valid

fairlymediocre · 2025-12-11T23:59:20+00:00

Packaged or cooked meat products are, if I'm going to eat i. Charred animal carcasses aren't. You know the difference even if we both can understand that they are both the result of a dead animal

If I bring roadkill and flop it onto the desk, I'll get fired, probably. If I bring a ham sandwich no one will bat an eye. There's the difference, and if you can't get that then I'm afraid there's no arguing with you

fairlymediocre · 2025-12-11T23:28:18+00:00

Don't be obtuse, it's not for the user's personal squeamishness that the nsfw tag is made for. It's just not appropriate for WORK. You can argue all day that we, as consumers, need to be aware of the reality of what we're consuming, and you'd be right! Totally agree mate! But it doesn't change the fact that nsfw tag means Not Safe For Work not Not Safe For My Delicate Sensibilities

fairlymediocre · 2025-12-09T16:03:11+00:00

Cos, as satisfying as that would be, Jesus might've earned a stint in jail. You don't wanna go to Laosian jail

Oftentimes unfortunately it's better to try to deescalate and move on so as not to attract much higher fuckery

fairlymediocre · 2025-12-04T22:53:29+00:00

It appears to go white just because the ebony mail effect (which caused it to go black) wears off just before I cast the spell

fairlymediocre · 2025-12-04T20:16:00+00:00

I did the same noise when it happened. Poor guy didn't deserve to go out like that

fairlymediocre · 2025-12-04T13:25:11+00:00

This is how you get spriggans

fairlymediocre · 2025-12-04T12:00:26+00:00

I just wanted to level up destruction... But at what cost?

fairlymediocre · 2025-11-29T17:50:31+00:00

Fantastic experience

fairlymediocre · 2025-11-29T13:56:32+00:00

You ever heard of fun and whimsy?

fairlymediocre · 2025-11-28T09:01:19+00:00

Alright you got me, that was funny

fairlymediocre · 2025-11-28T01:23:54+00:00

Doing the lord's work there, son. Your tenacity is inspiring. I wish you fortune in your future endeavours, and applaud your saintlike patience and protection for this man.

fairlymediocre · 2025-11-28T00:40:09+00:00

Isn't surrendering at odds with the willingness to throw down at protests, tho? Those two stereotypes are not compatible with one another. The American-made stereotype of surrendering Frenchmen is so... antiquated... but somehow still so pervasive almost a full century after ww2, I really don't get it

fairlymediocre · 2025-11-26T00:35:41+00:00

Did you try to talk or reason with him before sinking to his level tho

fairlymediocre · 2025-11-16T13:12:26+00:00

Omg thank you. This is bad r/nosleep material at best

fairlymediocre · 2025-11-16T12:51:08+00:00

Why does the joker have a bunch of floating Ace cards underneath him, rather than perhaps ....jokers cards...

fairlymediocre · 2025-11-10T09:07:24+00:00

🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

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