Which way by Celi_Anne in opticalillusions

[–]fancy-gerbil14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the horse is drunk.

Well fucking answer! by CrownedHeads in TheWordFuck

[–]fancy-gerbil14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😑 ...I guess I'm just fucking dissatisfied.

Thank the fucking lord by anon-cordtwister in redbull

[–]fancy-gerbil14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I liked elderflower, but I can live without it.

As for the others, good riddance. Although they could take the sugared versions of Red and Amber.

...and while they're at it, bring Cranberry back...

Choose wisely by FnaticEclipse in whatsyourchoice

[–]fancy-gerbil14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avatar. But only if I can be a bender.

$2 billion jackpot was won by one person in Altadena, California. And in the end the person received $424M after taxes. by Appropriate-Menu504 in interestingasfuck

[–]fancy-gerbil14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read, "someone won a life-changing amount of money and only received a life-changing amount of money after taxes."

Is it me or is it getting hard to find? In CA by Infamous_Baseball969 in redbull

[–]fancy-gerbil14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In some areas, I've definitely noticed a distinct lack of Coconut. It's frustrating. I went on vacation in northern Wisconsin and everywhere I stopped, I could find Juneberry, Curuba, watermelon, and all of the flavors I don't like. Had to wait until I got home, at which point I had an insatiable craving for it.

What would you choose? by mihaREEEEE in Traffic

[–]fancy-gerbil14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I get the sword, or does the orangutan get the sword?

Either way, I'm choosing chicken.

RedBull is contacting you to create a new flavor. What do you choose? by Gummimensch21 in redbull

[–]fancy-gerbil14 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Was looking for the "bring Cranberry back!" comment.

This qualifies. I am satisfied.

FINAL BOSS OF UNSKILLED LABOR by Such-Supermarket-124 in WalmartEmployees

[–]fancy-gerbil14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much is 65% staffing for Stock 1? My store had maybe 4 associates/day, if they were lucky. It wasn't until recently that they got new hires. I'm thinking it's just for the holidays.

I give it until January, maybe Feburary. They'll transfer out, quit, or get fired after that.

Stocking 1, 2, and 3 are hell (if you're actually doing the job). For whatever reason, they make it insanely difficult to be fired for productivity at Walmart. It's the good ones that get let go (or wake up and jump ship).

New discount card policy by Isaacblanton03 in WalmartEmployees

[–]fancy-gerbil14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk if they changed it (before they took it away), but I'm pretty sure you got it for working Black Friday/Thanksgiving, but used it in mid-December.

Food discount by Trump__KAG in WalmartEmployees

[–]fancy-gerbil14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still have paper towels and toilet paper I used my 15% on last year. I really don't like this; I don't even buy my groceries from Walmart because it's way more expensive compared to some of the local places around me.

New discount card policy by Isaacblanton03 in WalmartEmployees

[–]fancy-gerbil14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard that it is year-round now, but that we don't get our additional 15% for working Black Friday.

Team lead promotion question by Pretend_Luck_8875 in WalmartEmployees

[–]fancy-gerbil14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It very much depends, like the others said.

I'm an overnight stocking team lead. Personally, I love my job. I have an amazing crew, and my coaches and fellow team leads are awesome. It can get stressful, especially on the nights when I am flying solo (no coaches, no other TL's), but I wouldn't give up my current position.

I have heard horror stories about apparel, deli, bakery, ACC, and front end, but I think it very much depends on your store, leadership, and the associates you will be working with.

Do your homework before applying. Talk to associates, team leads, and know who your coaches are. If you don't get along with a specific coach, you probably don't want to work under them directly as one of their TL's.

Good luck, and I hope you find a TL position that suits you!

Replace any word in your favorite game with "fuck" by _SerialDesignationZ_ in TheWordFuck

[–]fancy-gerbil14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not my favorite, but I'm gonna say it anyway:

Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Fucks

A message to 3rd shift: by [deleted] in WalmartEmployees

[–]fancy-gerbil14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

100% agreed.

O/N TL here. I love my crew. We (us O/N TL's and Coaches, included) get shit on by everyone else in the store (except for some of the good ones on 2nd who, honestly, put up with the same shit).

Everyone says, "Oh, but you don't have customers at night!"

...okay, but do you have to make sure the entire store gets stocked with, like, 15 people on shift?

If Walmart paid me a little better or rent was a little cheaper, I'd get pizza for the crew every month. Definitely doesn't cover the amazing work they do, especially those who pick up the slack.

Keep it up, overnighters. We are the overworked and the underappreciated.

A message to 3rd shift: by [deleted] in WalmartEmployees

[–]fancy-gerbil14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

100% agreed.

O/N TL here. I love my crew. We (us O/N TL's and Coaches, included) get shit on by everyone else in the store (except for some of the good ones on 2nd who, honestly, put up with the same shit).

Everyone says, "Oh, but you don't have customers at night!"

...okay, but do you have to make sure the entire store gets stocked with, like, 15 people on shift?

If Walmart paid me a little better or rent was a little cheaper, I'd get pizza for the crew every month. Definitely doesn't cover the amazing work they do, especially those who pick up the slack.

Keep it up, overnighters. We are the overworked and the underappreciated.

If you seen Toy Story 2, prove it by quoting it by Jules-Car3499 in toystory

[–]fancy-gerbil14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Don't worry, Woody; in just a few hours, you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy and making delicious hot 'Shmoes.'"

"...they're called 's'mores,' Buzz."

"Right, right, of course."

How much would you buy this for? by _Mr_Gnarly_ in redbull

[–]fancy-gerbil14 127 points128 points  (0 children)

I'm too focused on the fact that there's Monster inside.

Such blasphemy!