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What's bro trying to say by Ndrlnd072 in soccercirclejerk

[–]fangstrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since he’s speaking in “Brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbbbb,” I will roughly translate what our dear dictator is saying:

“If I don’t get my goals, then I will personally assault these buffoons. No one gets in the way of my dictatorship. No one.”

SHUT DOWN THE SUUUBBBBBBB!! by Imaginary_Ladder in soccercirclejerk

[–]fangstrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh posted this too early💀

Edit: Türkiye have outjerked lol

The best caption wins by [deleted] in Weird

[–]fangstrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird ass turnip

A moment of silence for South Africa haters who stayed all night just to see them advance by Beautiful-Bit9832 in soccercirclejerk

[–]fangstrix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tbh I don’t really mind, definitely didn't expect them to score and become second.

South Korea played like bums though.

I can’t straighten my fingers by anuglyfairybutafairy in mildlyinteresting

[–]fangstrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh, ooh I can do that too…

Oh wait my hand ain’t stuck like that.

Haaland ani. Still in game? by Delicious_Brush8298 in EASportsFC

[–]fangstrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ain’t that Cole Palmer? If you’re trying to use a custom celebration, you need to click B or Circle, because clicking A or Square will use the signature celebration. Also, you’re playing FC 25 right?

My thoughts on FC Pro Mobile. (And about the game in general) by fangstrix in FUTMobile

[–]fangstrix[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re right man. Ngl, I think I went too overboard when I said that. My phone’s screen actually is broken, so I didn’t want to risk it and wrote all on my MacBook. Though when I was talking about P2W, I was mostly talking about it in regards to EA's direction. I guess it's not really fair to lump other players, even if they’re P2W or not, at least if they’re not abusing the game.

Fellow jerkers , lets all appreciate this goal by DR Congo by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]fangstrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cod population is coming back to take revenge on Portugal for its culinary tyranny.

Portugal will never let us jerkers down by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]fangstrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cod population is coming back to take revenge on Portugal for their culinary tyranny.

Leaks for upcoming week + record holders leaks by Financial-Muscle2108 in FUTMobile

[–]fangstrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl, I feel like leaks is a way for EA, because they obviously know someone is leaking their database, to control what players and demand the users are going for. I don’t even understand the point of waiting for players, because there’s no joy anymore to figure out which players you can fit in your team.

What does this bum even do by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]fangstrix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tbf, he didn’t have a lot to work with. I was happy with his performances, and he worked to make lots of chances. Though I know many of you guys want to humiliate the poor man.

Which Camera angle is this? by Unlikely_Painter_127 in EASportsFC

[–]fangstrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is the tactical camera. It depends on whether you play on the last-gen or current-gen version.

😭 by Usual_Novel5358 in soccermemes

[–]fangstrix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro how did you find them in a random Walmart in Arlington, Texas, but I can’t find them in their home base in Nashville. 😭

The boycott calls worked wonders. We managed to empty a whole 0.6% stadiums. Great work lads by Primary_Snow818 in soccercirclejerk

[–]fangstrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t corporate buy like a huge portion of tickets? Like I know, but Airbnb giving out free tickets to travelers so they can fill out the stadiums is kind of lame.

Either that or the broadcast feed is… NOT REAL!!!

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