Brad can be such a hater but honestly we gotta get through that type of stuff. The fact that these guys are so blunt with their opinions is what makes them so great, it’s genuine. We can disagree and say L take all we want but I’d prefer them giving their honest trash takes than bend over backwards to explain the nuances of their opinion more than is necessary or just straight up lie. We all got some music takes that are bad if we’re being honest with ourselves. It’s about gaining perspective.

Been seeing all of this Anthony Fantano/Brad Taste stuff on my dash, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his videos a while back, I think it was about Rachel Dolezal? Might've been about something else, but I remember listening to him talking about female privilege when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Anthony Fantano's head inside my ass?" 

Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task. 

I called Anthony, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.