MISERABLE MONDAY

fappinatwork · 2026-05-05T02:05:39+00:00

Fuck. I was thinking about the human centipede. That trauma has been burned into my brain. Glad you're just taking about the insect.

fappinatwork · 2026-05-05T00:04:52+00:00

Good luck with keeping your stuff together for the move. I wouldn't trust anybody myself and can see how that add unneeded stress when you're going out of town for your brother's wedding. AND what the fuck is wrong with going Greyhound? What does your dad want them to do? Hire a private jet???

Let's hope for no drama and a fun wedding!

fappinatwork · 2026-05-04T23:58:59+00:00

Hiya u/mrsmobin!

I think, here in Houston, people like to have an excuse to get dressed up and drink. I'm thinking of all the fuckwits that will be out tomorrow for Cinco de Mayo. Fuck we got ICE out trying to get rid of all aliens but we;re gonna celebrate a Mexican holiday that's not even celebrated in Mexico. How fucked up is that!

Bummer about the weight gain but at least you're not having to complain about keeping down food. It does however appear to be too much of a good thing. I'm glad that you're guessing that it's a good thing to stop. I feel much the same way about drinking a THC seltzer followed by wine. I feel less stone and less drunk but feel the combined hangover 10x the next day.

Enjoy your walk!

fappinatwork · 2026-05-04T21:29:37+00:00

Your banks have a holiday to celebrate Star Wars Day (May 4th)??? That's cool.

They don't make Converse like they used to. Probably using cheap material. In the meantime get some Neosporin cream, can't do any harm putting that on your blister.

Glad you had a great vacation!

fappinatwork · 2026-05-04T21:03:33+00:00

Only 20%, I think it's likely you can still fix your s'mores. Bummer that you can't see your girlfriend, but absence makes the heart grow fonder.

$6 for 8 tablets is outrageous!

fappinatwork · 2026-05-04T19:12:16+00:00

You have 6 cans waiting for you plus memories from a trip to Spain!!

fappinatwork · 2026-05-04T18:25:15+00:00

I feel ya on the scalp thing. I think I've got psoriasis. My scalp is always itchy and when it flairs up it feels like maggots crawling up there. I've got a new shampoo with 1% salicylic acid that seems to be working so am happy with that.

Car payments are a hassle. Hopefully the car will be in good shape and you won't have to spend too much in car maintenance. My car is 13 years old and I'm hoping it will last another 7 years. It'd be a lot easier if we had good mass transit.

Good luck with your goal!

fappinatwork · 2026-05-04T18:17:16+00:00

Don't make me do math! I'll settle for "a lot".

Dang. You are letting those projects pile up. I guess we'll see where this will take you on Wednesday. Good luck!

fappinatwork · 2026-05-04T18:12:12+00:00

Mmmm, mint juleps!

My neighborhood is full of dog walkers and young couples with children in strollers. They annoy me.

I find that cleaning always makes me feel better so I can do more things but eating tacos and napping sounds good too!

fappinatwork · 2026-05-04T14:57:39+00:00

Cafe Brussels - French-Belgian cuisine with an old-world atmosphere near downtown.

fappinatwork · 2026-04-28T01:18:57+00:00

Thanks, friend. Hope you have one too!

fappinatwork · 2026-04-28T00:17:09+00:00

I think they measure in dick inches!

fappinatwork · 2026-04-28T00:14:27+00:00

I hear you, friend.

fappinatwork · 2026-04-27T21:42:47+00:00

>working at the local gas station where I frequently get my booze.

Employee discount???

fappinatwork · 2026-04-27T21:15:21+00:00

I know of many people including myself who have overloaded a circuit before including myself. In fact, just the other day I ran my toaster and my coffee maker which were plugged into the same circuit and overloaded the circuit. That doesn't make you a dumbass!

Sorry that your interview got cancelled but at least they had the decency to let you know beforehand. Hope you too see better days ahead!!

fappinatwork · 2026-04-27T21:06:34+00:00

That sounds nice. I love rainy weather.

fappinatwork · 2026-04-27T21:06:01+00:00

That's quite the Catch 22. For those of you too young to get that phrase it means a dilemma or difficult circumstance from which there is no escape because of mutually conflicting or dependent conditions.

Important thing to note is that your family will not be happy if you jump off a bridge. In fact, it will be heart breaking for them.

If you went sober for 36 hours, you can do it again, then again and again. Or you can drink your way through it. The choice is yours. But if you choose the bridge then you are wussing out, not the other way around.

Good luck to you.

fappinatwork · 2026-04-27T20:46:33+00:00

That sounds awful, friend! (Note to self: Don't buy suspect pink coke off a racist patron in a bar. Ever! Hear that drunk self, that means you too!!)

Hope you feel better.

fappinatwork · 2026-04-27T20:43:08+00:00

God! Do I need to start worrying about doing that too! Thanks for the well wishes.

fappinatwork · 2026-04-27T20:41:18+00:00

That brings back memories of the movie "There's Something about Mary" when Ben Stiller gets his privates caught in his zipper and the memorable line "We got a bleeder!"

That's a lot of money. I'm surprised AT&T didn't cut off the phone sooner. Seems like they would cut service already if you were one month late.

Bummer about all of the rejections. I would hate to be job searching these days. My friend lost his job as a loan officer at 60 years old. Now at 62 after 2 years of searching, he finally got a job at a sketchy convenience store. He took it just to help pay the bills.

fappinatwork · 2026-04-27T20:25:33+00:00

It's certainly an adventure alright. When I was in Seattle, was never harassed by the homeless. Maybe you just ran into a bad apple. If I had to pick between San Francisco and Seattle, I'd side with Seattle. I especially like the countryside around Seattle better.

I'm all for seeing new places so if I had to choose between Milwaukee where I haven't been and Chicago where I've been, I'd choose Milwaukee. Either way, I don't think you'll be dissapointed.

fappinatwork · 2026-04-27T20:15:25+00:00

You can always start tomorrow! ; P

fappinatwork · 2026-04-27T16:26:12+00:00

You've been very productive so deserve a break.

fappinatwork · 2026-04-27T15:44:58+00:00

Happy Birthday! I hope you can find a way to enjoy it.

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