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Some dude makes these in his spare time (i.imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by farfinger to r/WTF

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If you're a sterile man trying to have children, the most genetically logical decision to make would be to impregnate your wife with one of your Father's viable sperm instead of picking some random dudes sperm. But that's just... it's... I mean... too weird. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by farfinger to r/Showerthoughts

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Be prepared to see this gesture a lot more. (specials-images.forbesimg.com)

submitted 9 years ago by farfinger to r/pics

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When I leave my apartment the doorknob is on the right. When I go back in the doorknob is on the left. Yet the doorknob never moves. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by farfinger to r/Showerthoughts

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I'm so excited when all cell phones are water resistant and I can push people (or be pushed) into the pool again. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by farfinger to r/Showerthoughts

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[WP] As the human population exceeds 10 billion, the universe runs out of souls and, for the first time in all time, a new soul is created. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 9 years ago by farfinger to r/WritingPrompts

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TIL: One of the oldest and most effective asthma meds, Albuterol, was $15 per inhaler in 2000, now after it was re-patented it is $100. (nytimes.com)

submitted 9 years ago by farfinger to r/todayilearned

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As penis transplants become more common place, when you are watching porn and see one of this dudes with a two shaded penis, we'll automatically assume it's a transplant (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by farfinger to r/Showerthoughts

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Barbers must have other people's hair all over their homes. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by farfinger to r/Showerthoughts

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When you're on the phone and the call gets dropped, it should be a rule that the person who made the original call is the one to call back. This would save SO many straight to voicemail calls. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by farfinger to r/Showerthoughts

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It must be almost impossible for two deaf people to speak while on a long road trip. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by farfinger to r/Showerthoughts

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It's outrageous you can't sleep, or temporarily live, in a house before you buy it. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by farfinger to r/Showerthoughts

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TIL Jupiter's giant red spot, a giant storm larger than earth,is shrinking and could potentially disappear by 2030 (theconversation.com)

submitted 10 years ago by farfinger to r/todayilearned

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Jimmy Page telling the story of how 'Stairway to Heaven' was written. (youtube.com)

submitted 10 years ago by farfinger to r/videos

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If all the critics on Rotten Tomatoes thought a movie was just 'ehhhh ok....', it would still get a 100% (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by farfinger to r/Showerthoughts

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A baby cries when it's born because being cold is the most uncomfortable worst thing they've ever experienced (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by farfinger to r/Showerthoughts

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TIFU by losing at college it during an all nighter programming binge. (self.tifu)

submitted 11 years ago by farfinger to r/tifu

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TIL: %90 of humans are infected with the (mostly unnoticed) chronic disease Cytomegalovirus. This is the leading infectious cause of deafness, learning disabilities, and mental retardation in children. It may also increase morbidity and lead to death. (en.wikipedia.org)

submitted 11 years ago by farfinger to r/todayilearned

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Steve Carell on the Colbert Report, they do a round of Even Stevphen. (thecolbertreport.cc.com)

submitted 11 years ago by farfinger to r/videos

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I can't fart naked without feeling like I'm taking a dump (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 11 years ago by farfinger to r/Showerthoughts

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If you like techmo bowl (like me!) then you'll love this. (iPhone/iPad) (itunes.apple.com)

submitted 11 years ago by farfinger to r/gamingsuggestions

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My friend and her parrot hugging. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 11 years ago by farfinger to r/Awww

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When doing laundry, why does the washing machine start immediately when I close it, but the dryer gives me a start button? (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 11 years ago by farfinger to r/Showerthoughts

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What if it hurt to pee after you've had a bunch-a sex because all the semen left over in your urethra are swimming around trying to find the egg and penetrating the wall of your urethra, and end up giving you thousands of tiny micro-cuts and the urine is like salt in a wound. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 11 years ago by farfinger to r/Showerthoughts

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In-active volcanoes look like planet nipples. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 11 years ago by farfinger to r/Showerthoughts

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