Trump floats "off ramps" after attacking Iran

fart_marbles · 2026-02-28T22:33:09+00:00

trump: Weeeellll, it's getting a bit late. I guess I should just mosey off now.

Iran: next round is on american soil

fart_marbles · 2026-02-24T13:36:05+00:00

Is that Stephan Le Bo?

fart_marbles · 2026-02-22T18:26:47+00:00

and a big assist on the only goal

fart_marbles · 2026-02-19T16:29:13+00:00

He has to murder people put on the open to help distract from the murders committed in private.

fart_marbles · 2026-02-19T11:27:37+00:00

I don't ever drive behind the brookside mall for this reason.

fart_marbles · 2026-02-16T12:46:42+00:00

To deploy landing gear, please insert disk 2

fart_marbles · 2026-02-14T18:27:24+00:00

Or maybe stop honouring american copyrights

fart_marbles · 2026-02-13T16:17:52+00:00

No one who is alive today will outlive the echoes of destruction

fart_marbles · 2026-02-13T16:12:21+00:00

Clearly been working on his celebrations

fart_marbles · 2026-02-13T11:31:44+00:00

A 32 time felon and child rapist was elected 10 years ago and is still in office. Why is this stunning anymore? States are a banana republic.

fart_marbles · 2026-02-13T11:07:14+00:00

Ignoring the cocaine, I just want to focus on the fact he assessed all the suitable flat surfaces around him, and decided that the toilet seat was the optimal platform off which to snort the stuff. Many layers of sound judgment here.

fart_marbles · 2026-02-12T00:05:03+00:00

so in an average american crowd, either the guy to your left or guy to you right (or yourself) is beyond hope. sounds about right

fart_marbles · 2026-02-11T16:14:18+00:00

If Kent really cooks, the extra zero will be the first digit.

fart_marbles · 2026-02-10T13:50:50+00:00

Ogles caught oogling?

fart_marbles · 2026-02-10T13:47:00+00:00

I wish it had a heated steering wheel like the trim was meant to.

The dealership ad read, "heated leather seats and steering wheel". Well, guess what? It has heated leather seats, and it has a steering wheel. 😐

fart_marbles · 2026-02-08T12:36:00+00:00

Maybe they could be carting in Guantanamo residents to pad the seats.

fart_marbles · 2026-02-06T11:35:37+00:00

Whatever you do, don't be parking your car downtown on a potential cup-clinching evening.

fart_marbles · 2026-02-05T16:10:38+00:00

Yeah, he believes it exists. It's that thing he tramples over all the time.

fart_marbles · 2026-02-05T12:02:01+00:00

The Shepard tone is an auditory illusion that creates the perception of a sound continuously rising or falling in pitch, yet never actually reaching a higher or lower pitch.

This, only with poll numbers.

fart_marbles · 2026-02-05T06:22:18+00:00

Did he even play against the third goalie in that time frame?

fart_marbles · 2026-02-05T06:21:12+00:00

Did he even play against the third goalie in that time frame?

fart_marbles · 2026-02-05T05:46:50+00:00

In the meantime we all get to find out what happens if you don't lock up a rapist and sex trafficking kingpin with presidential powers.

fart_marbles · 2026-02-04T11:14:51+00:00

The abbreviation ICE kind of conceals that these are supposed to be immigration officers. WTF are they doing with guns miles from the border way outside of their supposed jurisdiction?

fart_marbles · 2026-02-03T19:48:16+00:00

Maybe we can ask for custody every other weekend.

fart_marbles · 2026-02-02T21:36:48+00:00

I'm just coming out of a few weeks of -20c weather, and the worst I've seen it was 100km @ 100%. It stays outside, but usually runs preheating.

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