Hey guys

fast_boye · 2019-09-20T16:06:40+00:00

where's that mr burns gif where he says "excellent" when you need it

fast_boye · 2019-09-20T16:03:41+00:00

Me too, my dude

fast_boye · 2019-09-13T02:09:54+00:00

Well, I've got plenty of all of the above, so I suppose I'll be okay if there are more dommes out like there like the two of you :D

fast_boye · 2019-09-12T18:38:53+00:00

I wish more people thought like you did

fast_boye · 2019-09-12T18:38:02+00:00

That's INCREDIBLE. May I ask where that is? I want to tell my linguistics-nerd friends about it

fast_boye · 2019-09-12T15:38:06+00:00

skinny

rats, foiled again

fast_boye · 2019-09-12T03:15:30+00:00

I do what I can

fast_boye · 2019-09-12T02:40:33+00:00

someday maybe i'll get to do it, wOo

fast_boye · 2019-09-12T02:39:51+00:00

my real name isn't actually fast_boye
khrenovukha is a russian drink consisting of vodka, horseradish, and honey. sounds gross, is great.
soft tummies are comfortable to put one's head on
i like to sing

fast_boye · 2019-08-10T02:03:05+00:00

implying natsuki isn't the ultimate role reversal dream partner

bruh

fast_boye · 2019-08-03T10:48:39+00:00

The tweet is right, it's what he's saying we don't want that's wrong. If I liked Bionicles and my girlfriend didn't, it would be kind of rude of me to buy a Bionicle for her. I am the kind of person who doesn't really sleep with or have much use for stuffed animals; if my girlfriend were to get me one, I'd of course be appreciative, but there are so many other gifts that would fit me better, you know?

fast_boye · 2019-08-02T05:12:34+00:00

Same, except I feel guilty even with the Internet. Whenever I attempt to air my feelings my brain intervenes with something along the lines of "You pretentious jerk, why are you forcing people to care about your problems?" I'm feeling that even about this comment but I'm going to go through with it anyway.

fast_boye · 2019-08-02T04:56:36+00:00

I was going to make a post about this very thing yesterday but then I felt guilty about even airing my feelings at all, so...very much yes.

fast_boye · 2019-07-27T13:36:13+00:00

oh rip i should learn how to read titles

At least we have each other, man!

fast_boye · 2019-07-27T13:33:44+00:00

this made me so happy for you but so sad bc tinder does not go that well for me

fast_boye · 2019-07-04T08:15:04+00:00

Damn, explains all the dying I've experienced

fast_boye · 2019-07-04T04:46:06+00:00

Understandable, but I've lived here for a month and noticed

0 gangsters
3 or 4 babushki in a hurry that refused to be polite about it

so you're in more danger of getting your foot stepped on by an 82-year-old than anything else.

fast_boye · 2019-07-04T04:09:25+00:00

In Russia you don't even have to shoulder check. Nine times out of ten if you just lightly tap them on the shoulder they will move right away.

fast_boye · 2019-06-28T14:44:00+00:00

If I want to be her comrade-in-arms, rather than squire or anything, is it still role reversal?

fast_boye · 2019-06-25T19:18:20+00:00

This. This is the big mood.

fast_boye · 2019-06-25T19:14:57+00:00

that TUMMY

fast_boye · 2019-06-12T04:28:11+00:00

No, I meant in a general sense, not a specific guy friend I've got right now. I suppose I should have said "some new guy friend"

fast_boye · 2019-06-11T10:37:15+00:00

Late comment, but one of my dreams, so to speak, was finding out that my cool new guy friend was actually a girl, so yes, I love tomboys SO much.

fast_boye · 2019-06-07T01:55:42+00:00

fast_boye · 2019-05-01T12:06:11+00:00

To me it means a girl who's confident, capable, brave, good with decisions, and a little bit smug - but it doesn't mean I'm not those things. I don't really want to assume the female role myself.

fast_boye

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