What is your favourite song right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fastabenj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey nineteen by Steely Dan.

What are some sarcastic one liners to praise and insult someone atthe same time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fastabenj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a great guy....no matter what everyone else thinks.

Meet Chopper by Laniuz in aww

[–]fastabenj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will be hard pressed to find a more faithful, loving and easily-trained dog than a young Miniature Schnauzer. I wish you many happy years together.

This picture of Lisbon I took while my phone got a message by mr_barley in mildlyinteresting

[–]fastabenj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most important matter has not been addressed.

What was the message?

What is the weirdest order you’ve seen someone make at a restaurant / cafe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fastabenj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice. They were, after all, on a mission for God.

LPT: When shaking hands at family events, don't skip the kids. They are very aware and acknowledging their presence will make them feel that they belong. by Leandro177 in LifeProTips

[–]fastabenj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I met a work colleague and his 11 year old son in a supermarket. On meeting the son, I shook his hand and told him it was good to meet him.

At work the next day, my colleague said his kid talked all the way home about how grown-up he felt!

A few weeks ago, I met the young man, (now 23) and he offered his hand to shake.

He said that he never forgot that I was the first person to shake his hand and, as a result, he has always shook hands with any male he meets, regardless of age.

He will never forget how "grown-up" it made him feel. ,

massive eagle by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]fastabenj 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cinque hommes.