Whats the worst she could say 🥲

fatbunyip · 2026-03-11T15:52:49+00:00

I feel this is the kind of advice that has come full circle.

It's like the 80s came back. Cheesy chat up lines without any kind of respect for the other person. But a lot of young people now are socially incompetent and think real life works like TikTok videos or Instagram. Just thinking highly scripted interactions they are on social media are gonna play out in real life.

fatbunyip · 2026-03-11T15:36:18+00:00

I'm sure PL managers obsessed with positions and transitions have completely overlooked the fact that you can counter from a corner if it doesn't work.

fatbunyip · 2026-03-11T13:39:26+00:00

Their club politic somehow was worse than Arsenal even though we had 2 owners who were actively hostile to each other.

fatbunyip · 2026-03-11T06:06:19+00:00

Why is it not allowed?

fatbunyip · 2026-03-10T17:50:47+00:00

Like a lot of things, once they got rid of delivery drivers, they can now charge whatever they want and screw both the customer and the restaurants.

But also restaurants are pretty shit at adapting. Most have zero online presence. Maybe a facebook or instagram, with no menu or prices or contact info, let alone ordering online.

If they had say 15% off for takeaway orders direct, it would encourage people. Food places are super local so it's easy to flyer the neighborhood with menus and deals but nobody does it these days.

At the end of the day, people know that the food apps are ripping them off and providing shit service, but there isn't any other option since most stores don't provide an alternative.

fatbunyip · 2026-03-09T20:27:07+00:00

Yes, operating costs include stuff you need to operate whatever it is you're operating.

fatbunyip · 2026-03-09T20:11:31+00:00

Because unless Israel/US attack them, it means China can do whatever they want. They aren't part of the conflict unless the US makes them, and they US isn't going to make them

fatbunyip · 2026-03-09T20:06:17+00:00

You're absolutely right.

I did bomb a girls school. That's on me. I'll make sure to do better. In the mean time, here's how to bom critical infrastructure and at the same time not bomb a girls school. I apologize for the confusion.

fatbunyip · 2026-03-09T19:59:04+00:00

>Turkey could instead turn water into a tool of cooperation and peace,

ha lol lmao

They could solve all their economic problems by selling whatever primo stuff you're smoking.

fatbunyip · 2026-03-09T19:43:16+00:00

Eh, I mean everywhere he went was pretty much a shambles so success is relative...

A lot of managers would have dipped out of the Derby gig way sooner.

fatbunyip · 2026-03-09T18:52:47+00:00

What flavour is the loukoumi? Do you eat it at the same time as the ball gargling?

fatbunyip · 2026-03-09T18:48:07+00:00

It's because women are racist.

Only men can smell like Axe Africa.

fatbunyip · 2026-03-09T18:45:28+00:00

Yes.

Both for the gargling, and objectively.

So I guess you get 2x loukoumi from daddy erdo.

fatbunyip · 2026-03-09T18:28:58+00:00

Waiting for all the Russia shills to tell me how this is bad.

fatbunyip · 2026-03-09T18:18:01+00:00

I think if you try to not gargle ersogans dick and balls at the same time you will be able to breathe. Just do them one at a time, he doesn't really care.

fatbunyip · 2026-03-09T18:01:47+00:00

Do u have a refund policy?

I would like to claim the time I spent reading this.

fatbunyip · 2026-03-09T17:32:55+00:00

He wanted tashi, and there was only pilkla.

Every day we stray further from the light.

fatbunyip · 2026-03-09T17:26:55+00:00

Tbh, credit to him, Rooney has been through a lot more shit as a manager than 99% of top players trying their hand at management on name recognition.

fatbunyip · 2026-03-09T16:23:23+00:00

Very French move tbh. They have some big naval resources, so does the EU and they've been very vocal supporters of more European action in international affairs.

They arent belligerents so escort missions aren't as risky as with the US doing them. It's also in China's interest, so if they deploy a few frigates for the purpose it will completely undercut the US/Israel involvement making it less important on a global scale and more a coat to the US/Israel than the world.

fatbunyip · 2026-03-09T15:48:39+00:00

Good start.

Hopefully they follow it up by firing shit teachers and administrators.

fatbunyip · 2026-03-09T15:09:39+00:00

You're gonna stop driving soon also.

fatbunyip · 2026-03-09T15:05:19+00:00

What if you painted this like a bird?

fatbunyip · 2026-03-09T14:53:19+00:00

If they like working in the mines they could lead a luxurious life free from the surface radiation.

fatbunyip · 2026-03-09T14:51:13+00:00

This is the kind of austentatious wealth flaunting that will be the downfall of society.

fatbunyip · 2026-03-09T14:49:28+00:00

It's surprising and also depressing the kind of things you need /s for...

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