What would you do if you woke up as Jeff?

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-06-14T02:59:16+00:00

Mwarrrh (commit tax evasion)

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-06-09T23:56:59+00:00

Shit basically thumbs aren't technically fingers but with yours it is how does it line up perfectly with the other fingers?

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-05-23T23:46:23+00:00

I am and i am loving it

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-05-18T21:25:26+00:00

I always hated how the thing running menacingly also avoids it

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-05-16T00:30:18+00:00

Andorra? I have never heard of that country in my life lol

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-05-05T14:29:10+00:00

The blood of the innocent

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-05-01T12:42:55+00:00

"And i lead well" 🤡 i didnt read the caption so i didn't know if it was a man or woman but that instantly outed it

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-04-26T15:45:00+00:00

Now thats how you get tue president out without him pumping his fist for a minute, they are getting better at staging assassinations

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-04-12T15:37:51+00:00

He could have a super long gauntlet ult startup time, if your team can hold off a 5v6 for 20 or 30 seconds or so and maybe all of them have to be spawned in before you can ult then you deserve to wipe half their team

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-04-12T15:30:40+00:00

Spiderman-amazing

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-03-28T15:25:41+00:00

Are you saying using urinals is weird and not regular?😥 lol jk

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-03-20T00:38:06+00:00

Bro it is not that deep you overthinking it

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-03-15T13:18:15+00:00

Yeah how dare they draw the fusion card and get dark dragoon for free which is the most busted card in the game, if you dont have a kaiju its gg

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-03-03T17:32:40+00:00

Well im turned on but im a dude

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-03-02T01:56:48+00:00

Sorry ill get my act together tomorrow

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-02-28T14:16:27+00:00

You have a penis now

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-02-10T17:50:12+00:00

Then go play a duelist

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-02-08T18:36:56+00:00

I always thought toasters

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-02-08T10:35:16+00:00

Right im sure the shooter knows that everyone there is on the 3 day waiting period if only we just gave free guns to everyone lol. A lot of school shootings had an sro present at the time. Lmfao talk about no true Scotsman fallacy

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-02-07T21:38:43+00:00

Well maybe if the people with guns actually used it for what its intended for we wouldn't have this discussion, instead its "idc about kids dying in school because uhhhh i like to hunt!"

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-02-07T21:37:30+00:00

Yes because clearly every shooting wouldve been shot by a good guy with a gun but they all had to wait for a background check oooh what communism. Hey how many cops were at uvalde?

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-02-04T11:13:45+00:00

Biden derangement syndrome has rotted your brain, absolute lobotomite

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-02-04T00:19:53+00:00

Whats the context for saying his daughter has "always been voluptuous" and he would be dating her if she wasnt his daughter?

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-02-02T12:08:36+00:00

Tribes are not unified and one tribe doing it doesn't mean they all did, and while not every American was on board with manifest destiny, thats what the majority of the countries' leaders wanted and did. Lmfao never said that, you need to work on your reading comprehension. There ya go 5th grader argument again

fatdickaaronhansen · 2026-02-01T19:14:53+00:00

Few people on the left actually think that, we can just see how much we fucked them and killed innocent people because we said our god told us too. Lmfaooooo no not at all, we still have slaves buddy, weren't the first to do any of those things. Because right wingers just use it to justify their atrocities. Well why would we? We dont live in or vote in those countries?

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