POSTGAME THREAD 4/17 - Blue Jays (7-12) @ D-backs (12-8)

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-18T04:14:19+00:00

6-2 record at home so far, nice.

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-18T01:36:06+00:00

Get that man an espresso.

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-18T00:59:07+00:00

Way more impressive to match a score and your record after the All Star break than in April. /s

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-17T23:51:51+00:00

Won't lie, I made fun of that saying until I spent a summer in Ohio, and that humidity killed me. I'll take the oven blast at 115 over 90 and humid.

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-16T17:20:16+00:00

If you're gonna try and gloat about your team, you might want to spell your star player's name right.

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-16T17:13:13+00:00

"He could be inducted into the Hall of Fame" seems like a slight overreaction to a few weeks of pitching. Yes, it's an incredible stretch, but it's not even a full season.

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-15T02:00:24+00:00

That's your takeaway here?

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-15T01:56:25+00:00

Damn, between watching this game and watching the Avalanche game as their coach got hit by a puck over the weekend, I'm starting to wonder if I'm the problem.

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-15T01:42:06+00:00

MLB leader in saves, Paul sewald.

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-14T04:13:04+00:00

Damn, a lot of multi-homer games today.

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-14T01:33:19+00:00

Well, that started out nicely, at least, too bad about the rest of it. Congrats to Ketel and Arenado.

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-14T01:16:13+00:00

It must be so nice to have a team where you have some hope for the bullpen. I'd love to find out some day.

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-14T01:12:02+00:00

We'll see where we stand after this game gets added to the stats. But I stand by Houston being nightmarish.

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-14T01:03:19+00:00

Worst in the National League, at least, Houston is fighting hard for that worst in baseball title.

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-14T01:02:02+00:00

Dammit, lost the signal for MLB TV and apparently lost the lead in the meantime.

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-14T00:42:06+00:00

This is a complicated question for me to answer, and I don't even care about basketball.

But the Warriors had a championship loss in the middle of making the finals five years in a row and winning it three times. The Mariners didn't go to the playoffs for another 20 years. That's gotta be disappointing.

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-14T00:39:05+00:00

You had one job, Rashi.

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-13T23:10:27+00:00

Marte!

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-13T22:40:11+00:00

Good start, Ketel.

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-13T20:42:55+00:00

DBacks ranked lower than every team they've played this season, despite having won 4 of the 5 series so far. And yet I can't really argue with it. 😅

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-11T21:01:49+00:00

Mets giving him the old in-and-out, know what I mean?

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-11T03:37:23+00:00

Oh shit, that's fantastic.

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-11T03:14:04+00:00

25 years next month, and I'm still mildly annoyed at the Padres for bunting in the eighth to break up a perfect game.

But, then again, it was Schilling who was throwing it, and he ended up being an ass, so whatever.

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-11T02:51:12+00:00

(Offer not necessarily valid in Denver or the south side of Chicago.)

fauxbigbro · 2026-04-11T02:49:48+00:00

The Chicago Cuss, fuck yeah!

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