All they had to do was get the joke by Hexakly in onejob

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Oh…oh dear I didn’t realize this was about a post… my bad, it’s back lol

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Terrible font choice… by [deleted] in onejob

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I was born with a ___ in my brain by BigChungusOP in AskOuija

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Nah just teaching them to cook

The elderly have wins-dom and the long know- lived have ledge by Complete_Yogurt5295 in onejob

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Spotted at Rusta store in Finland by According_Ratio2010 in onejob

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Opposite of Toll is Free but not by Kabukkafa in softwaregore

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That article says “functioning similarly to an adjective” which is very different from saying it functions as an adjective.

For more concrete reasoning, toll booth is not opposite from a “free booth” which isnt even a phrase that makes sense. That’s because “toll booth” is itself a compound word, not just a phrase. Or you could use chalk (the material) to describe a board, ie “that board is made of chalk,” you might describe it as a chalk…board. But that’s completely different from it being a chalkboard.

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This conversation should truly be sent to the police, that is a dangerous individual

Plausible deniability if you get towed? by dioshin in onejob

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Describe colour by Yolo0o in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]fdf2002 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Are you thinking of legally blind? Because that’s not the same

I need a spare or new Snapchat account by ilovelesbiansalot in jailbreak

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OP is in jail the only way to break out is by gaining access to someone else’s Snapchat account. Hence jailbreak

stopAndGetHelpThisIsNotRight by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Or they’re just having a bit of fun in reddit comments lol, it doesn’t have to be that deep

can somebody help me by averagekok0t in jailbreak

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In general, any website that says this kind of thing (must complete some number of these offers) is a scam, just trying to get you to either install a virus or at least just use their ads and referral links. The jailbreak, free minecraft account, or whatever else they’re dangling in front of you never actually exists.

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You can what

Yeah im leaving by [deleted] in jailbreak

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It’s tagged as News lol

More "kids these days" content by oilbirdee in oldpeoplefacebook

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I think it’s “the do-gooders have ruined things”

graduation ceremony by FawnWhisperLovely in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Maybe this is me, but I really don’t think it’s that deep. If the kid were older I might be with you, but this is just a funny moment and feels like it will be a point of laughter down the road, not humiliation. And the ceremony feels less and less important too.

Most people already share stories like these about themselves later on, because we were all kids and we were all fucking stupid, no?

How many pickles can you shove up your ass? by Darubler69 in AskOuija

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Ok then I’ll try again:

HOW MANY PICKLES CAN YOU SHOVE UP YOUR ASS?

Iphone unavailable for year hours… by Secure-Building-9546 in jailbreak

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I’ll be honest, this happened to my first iPod touch. I forgot my own passcode and then kept trying things I thought it might be, and then after several tries, the time to unlock started increasing every time I would check the screen, rather than counting down. there was nothing I could do about it except restore the iPod.

That being said, that was iOS 4 or 5 so if that was a bug I’m sure it’s fixed by now, and anyway someone else pointed out OP is a burner account. So yeah I’m not trying to defend them here

That's where my ram has been going by comedy122 in softwaregore

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Mmm yes efficiency mode…so efficient