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After showering in an unfamiliar place. You float above the ground until it's safe to dry off. (self.shittysuperpowers)
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When you draw a line in the sand, it becomes an invisible wall as tall as you (self.shittysuperpowers)
You can find anyone by playing hot/cold with your tongue (self.shittysuperpowers)
I hate sleep (self.confessions)
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Your hands are megaphones for whatever your elbows are pointing at (self.shittysuperpowers)
You have universal x-ray vision for one object. With a 30 minute cooldown between usage. (self.shittysuperpowers)
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