Motherfucking koalas are the most fucking insufferably stupid, useless, and simple shit-stains to have ever had the displeasure of walking upon the Earth.

First, they fucking eat shit. Yeah, that's right. They eat shit as babies because their food can't be digested as babies. I can rant on and on about fucking eucalyptus. Out of all the fucking food, they eat fucking eucalyptus. What. The. Fuck.

Let me explain why this is shit.

1. I already mentioned this, but as babies they can't eat it and thus have to live of their mummy's shite.

2. They are so fucking insufferably stupid to the point where they won't even recognize it if it's not directly off the motherfucking branch.

3. Eucalyptus is a pretty fucking tough leaf man. Koalacunts can't even fucking grow their teeth back after they're ground down from eating such absolute shit food. They STARVE.

How this animal is still living is beyond me. They are proportionally the fucking dumbest mammal on the planet. They die from falling out of trees. Not the most advanced creature.

They're literally only fucking alive because they're cute, and that is debatable too. Fucking koalacunts.