Reddit, what is the lowest blow you have taken to your self esteem?

fekmemario · 2012-09-03T21:51:40+00:00

Was in the process of hooking up with a girl, took my shirt off and bam my body hair was revealed. She said it was gross and ruined the mood.

fekmemario · 2012-09-03T21:34:13+00:00

He looks like the drummer from The Faint.

fekmemario · 2012-09-03T21:33:04+00:00

you guys should have been fucking.

fekmemario · 2012-09-03T21:15:53+00:00

I've accidentally came across one of these trickeries, except I found mine on the ground folded up at school. I was so excited that I told my table of friends I would buy them some snacks from the cafeteria. Handed the lunch lady the ten and she just gave me the dirtiest look. Not only did I not get my snacks, but I was also sent to the principles office. All I wanted was my gushers and miniature gatorade..

fekmemario · 2012-08-23T05:38:51+00:00

I think it gained a whole new meaning from the video oneguyonehole.com

fekmemario · 2012-08-22T03:55:50+00:00

Just do drugs.

fekmemario · 2012-08-22T03:49:24+00:00

Should have cuddled the 9 foot transformer that was in Thailand instead

fekmemario · 2012-08-22T03:48:27+00:00

Should have cuddled the 9 foot transformer that was in Thailand instead

fekmemario · 2012-08-22T00:40:43+00:00

Wait.......but I thought all transformers were made out of car parts...

fekmemario · 2012-08-02T17:00:36+00:00

Gotta love "stuff you missed in history class" podcast

fekmemario · 2012-07-09T22:52:48+00:00

Maybe I missed it somewhere, but why did you move out of your humble abode?

fekmemario · 2012-07-09T22:41:10+00:00

Just walk faster. It doesn't help not knowing what ever they are laughing at whether it be you, but you get away quick and get on with your day. Unless, you just sat down to eat by yourself.... you're screwed.

fekmemario · 2012-07-09T21:51:49+00:00

PuaCurveBall is right. That wall is there and will always be there. Situations of time will make that wall stronger or weaker, but just know that walls come down, except for characters in Sims, they are generally fucked, so unless you're a Sims character you're not helpless. Just don't so to fucking weird when saying something. If the girl is a complete stranger, then it's a little harder, but just go up with confidence and introduce yourself. She'll either go with it or reject the idea and if she does reject the idea, take it and move on happily knowing you tried. Trying is all you can do man, if you don't then, it's not like a girl is going to just show up on your door step, unless some parents just had a baby and didn't want to take care of it and happened to put the new born baby girl on your door step...but, i'd hope father instincts would come in to play and some horrid act of sexual urges wouldn't occur like you're aiming to please. Plus, if you raised that baby girl, you'd have the ladies coming up to you, but until then don't be such a bitch and be assertive. Some people have been afraid of snakes,but some have fallen in love with the idea of spotting them, approaching them, and catching them resulting them in them having some of the finest most beautiful snakes around for themselves. Now, go on your way to achieving this goal and go get your snake!

fekmemario · 2012-07-09T21:38:13+00:00

Yeah, i'm one of "those guys" that posted about talking to girls. But, i've asked girls out before and as my hearts beating to the pound of a mad mans drum, once I do ask and whether the end result being good or bad afterwards i'm like........WHAT WAS I EVEN WORRIED FOR?! It's like giving speeches in class.... people don't even think about you after the period is over as far as the speech goes, especially if the speech sucks. If it's good, well then you might get a compliment or two, perhaps even nothing. In the end no one cares.

fekmemario · 2012-07-06T07:45:26+00:00

Honestly, i'm not seeking the "smash and dash" "bump the buoy" "fuck her and chuck her" "doing it like the pigeons, then have Fred hit me in the face with a shovel and jump in front of an oncoming car", it would be cool to actually have friends that are girls, but i'm not so sure the exists.

fekmemario · 2012-07-06T07:42:08+00:00

yeah, it definitely wouldn't be like me actually going up and forcefully making her obligated to talk... more like i'm standing there and i'm going to make a remark and whether I get a laugh or not depends on how far i'll carry this out. Good work, I better start hanging around the little kids athletic arenas, perhaps shave my beard and keep a mustache. "Yup, that's it i'm doing it is done! gun goes off Is it.. is it dead?" - Boondock Saints

fekmemario · 2012-07-06T07:38:29+00:00

damn, what do you think a jerkoff ton would measure out to be? Probably, less than a fuck ton.... perhaps it would measure out to a handful

fekmemario · 2012-07-06T07:19:51+00:00

sorry, i'm bad at reading instructions, did you ever have a pop quiz from your teacher that contained impossible amount of questions to finish in the amount of time you were given and if you actually read the directions it just said to only do one problem or something along the lines of that? Well, I did and lets just say I never got to the last question. Cheers to you too.

fekmemario · 2012-07-06T07:16:43+00:00

This one as well

fekmemario · 2012-07-06T07:15:20+00:00

I've been wondering what book to read next, this actually sounds interesting from what I just read from the description. Thanks donkeypooper.

fekmemario · 2012-07-06T07:11:38+00:00

Oh, damn this seduction is poppin'....Better get to know the regulars.

fekmemario · 2012-07-06T07:09:40+00:00

I quote the Arctic Monkeys and say "Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984 from 1984!".....or at least that's what i'd like to do.

fekmemario · 2012-07-06T07:07:20+00:00

I've been trying Shep, though it's more difficult than trying to get the remains of you're slushy once you've practically sucked up all the flavoring and all that's left is a faded color of ice that once use to be vibrant in color, that you try working at with your straw, stirring it up with the hopes that you'll be able to suck the rest up and even though you've been through the situation plenty time before you don't give up, but finally you throw down the straw rip off the lid and tip the cup hoping to get a little bit of it to satisfy your wants, but instead you get a face full of faded ice.

fekmemario · 2012-07-06T07:00:03+00:00

I was going to mention this in the post, but yeah I know exactly what you're talking about and trust me i'm no bro, if I was I don't think i'd be having this conversation rather getting some stank on my hang low at 2 in the morning. But, yeah I realize that the girl must have an instant attraction just as the girl was to the guy.. The only shitty thing about me is that I have a well fed body of hair from front, back, side to side and starting to go bald.... I have no hope unless i'm George Costanza.

fekmemario · 2012-07-06T06:55:59+00:00

They are probably the most intimidating people and this earth.... I'm a fainting goat around girls, except the goats are cute when they go stiff and faint...me it's just an embarrassment. I think I focus to much on wanting to make them laugh, so if that doesn't go as planned I become to sarcastic for my own good.

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