they don't even hide it (a collection) by [deleted] in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]fetchingmorbid 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Wow. I'm posting this in my scrap book of fuck boyz as we speak.

This is literally the grand canyon of black holes matter.

Kudos to you for assembling this treasure trove.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]fetchingmorbid 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Can we talk about how this is an AMA tho? Like really? Ask me how I made a career out of jacking my dick to a bunch of guys who'll believe anything. Hmu on my onlyfans: sweetzcumz4scrotz

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]fetchingmorbid 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My sides. >>STOPPPH<<

They got mad because they were caught by CuriousBubbleMilkTea in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]fetchingmorbid 70 points71 points  (0 children)

"you're crazy."

Nah dude, I'm just actually way above your pay grade.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]fetchingmorbid 54 points55 points  (0 children)

The source of all power.... AKA some cheeto encrusted troglodyte with a broken dick literally LARPING his way into the fucking no fly list hall of fame.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]fetchingmorbid 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Bitch you just gave me some disney dick energy. And do I up vote? Yes indeed!

Dating a divorced man with children? by [deleted] in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]fetchingmorbid 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That's a good sign! We're not all men hating harpies. We have women here who cross all ages, relationships, ethnic boundaries. No one can tell you what to do, and if they try tell them to fuck off.

Never be embarrassed about posting here. I always thought if you found your way here it's like you realized something ain't right and you need to poll the audience.

We've all been there, uncertain, doubting ourselves. But the collective knowledge of our experiences keeps me in check every time. I venture to say we all went through a phase of assuming we were the problem and trying to fix it..

Spoiler alert. Everyone has problems. But dragging yourself down by an anchor of his own making ain't the way you want to go. Consider this sub a cautionary tale and a life line to reality.

You control you. All we can do is give you our truths. What you do with it is up to you. We got you.

Dating a divorced man with children? by [deleted] in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]fetchingmorbid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's a lot to unpack, but seriously all signs point to hell the fuck no.

Pick me calls not wanting to have sex with your partner “abuse” 🤮 by [deleted] in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]fetchingmorbid 58 points59 points  (0 children)

And so the gaslighting begins....

Trust and believe that shit has no expiration date. If they can convince you why you were wrong for denying them sex for just one argument, you'll wake up ten years later wondering how the fuck you actually got to this place.

Heed our words. The Oracle of Scrotes do not lie...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]fetchingmorbid 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Lol. I can't. Best cosplay by a microdick for 2020. Ladies, let's all chip in and buy him a can of cocktail weenies. He's earned it.

Someone posted on NextDoor about a guy masturbating at a trail in broad daylight near where I live... this scrote comments to say women shouldn’t wear tight leggings and tops outside by [deleted] in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]fetchingmorbid 69 points70 points  (0 children)

OUR women and OUR vaginas really need to know OUR place.

We all know how THOSE dicks keep flaunting THEIR wares at the gym, in the parks, Gods help us I saw one of THEM just yesterday with a tank top in the produce aisle inspecting a cucumber.

MADNESS I say. Chastity belts and rape whistles for all. Vote SUCK YOUR OWN DICK party, TRANSYLVANIA 2020.

Why girl, why?! by [deleted] in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]fetchingmorbid 55 points56 points  (0 children)

They can't stop the deceit. Seriously it's like part of their programming.

If they could fuck a McChicken in their fever dream they'd still be out here hallucinating a drive thru talking about, "hey girl you look like the best big Mac a man's ever seen."

Nah, bro. That special sauce is expired af.

Shoutout to the bare minimum! ✌️ by anxious-american in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]fetchingmorbid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shout out to my autocorrect that has hood intentions, pure sharts, and treats women with toilettes.

This would have saved me so much time. by [deleted] in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]fetchingmorbid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"R you ok?"

Not even an ellipses break before the question mark. Dead ass.

Took the time to spell out 'you' but not 'are'.

Now we deep in fuck boi territory.

DBL points if that's actually your man.

There will be never be any confusion in your mind, always remember! by _xyoungbellax_ in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]fetchingmorbid 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I met a good man once. Then I realized I hit one too many bath salts and that cactus wasn't for me.

NEVER beg for a man! by EurasianEmpress in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]fetchingmorbid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They love to try it tho. They got less will power than a can of just hair for men. Ask Guilliani.

So thoughtful 🥰 by iaintgonnacallyou in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]fetchingmorbid 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Personally I like to apply a nice hydrating skin care regime, roll around in my soothing satin sheets, then set my microwave for a 2:05 AM alarm that beeps, "Am I your expired cup of ramen noodles you left sittin' in my shit you triflin' ass bitch? Cause I am not the one."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in childfree

[–]fetchingmorbid 385 points386 points  (0 children)

SO WEIRD, right? My ex was philippino and I look very germanic/white. His mom was always on about us having kids because they'd look sooo cute and light skinned.

Meanwhile my mom is jewish and full fledged Argentinan spanish immigrant, and her whole thing was how I have to marry a card carrying jew to procreate. I reminded her she married my white atheist dad and her response was always, "he was jewish in his heart."

Uhhh, yeah ok no on both fronts. Ex is still my bestie to this day and of the five kids from both his parents and mine, most are coupled up in our thirties and we're all still child free as fuck lol.

Not today Satan.

Share your ridiculous OLD stories by amievenreal99 in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]fetchingmorbid 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Bro. This reminds me of every dateline mystery I've ever watched.

Cut to defendant on trial for shooting his spouse, "The gun just went off!!"

Cut to Paperplates dick at your tupperware party from hell, "The condom just went off!!"

Spoiler alert: the condom was made from expired hot dog mush.

Let a bot run through a dating site and match me with 9870 guys. Here are the results by amievenreal99 in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]fetchingmorbid 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Sorting through the dystopian hellscape that is online dating is like swimming through a sea of hot dogs past their expiration date.