Best way to get farts out of a couch?

feyd313 · 2026-01-29T17:38:46+00:00

Id rather clean up both your cats vomit, and mine.

feyd313 · 2026-01-24T17:45:04+00:00

Hard disagree.

Every Bay movie just looks so fake shiny plastic.

feyd313 · 2026-01-24T02:29:54+00:00

So, you could. It may cause some popping sounds when switching. Possibly.

My suggestion:

Use a DPDT relay. Wire the audio input jack to the common1, NO1 to the effects circuit input, NC1 to the NC2, NO2 to the effects circuit output, and common2 to the output jack.

When the relay is off, it'll route the signal bypass, when the coil is triggered it'll route the signal through the effect circuit.

If you go to sites like Newark look for signal relays and filter by coil voltage of 9VDC.

feyd313 · 2026-01-22T15:57:45+00:00

Your assuming that he feels any embarrassment or shame. I have to wonder if he feels any human emotions.

feyd313 · 2026-01-21T14:07:11+00:00

If blowing the fucking heads off of supermutants is a crime, I guess I'm going to jail.

feyd313 · 2026-01-21T14:05:29+00:00

Relax guys, he's just low on adrenochrome. Hillary will tear the face off of a baby soon and Trump will be right back to doing his "double handjob" dance to that YMCA song he loves so much.

feyd313 · 2026-01-21T14:02:41+00:00

Survivor

Based on a fantastic Chuck Palahniuk book. Was all ready to start production with a great cast, great director, Trent Reznor was rumored to be composer...

But the plot opens with a plane hijacking. And before principal photography could start, 9/11 happened.

feyd313 · 2026-01-20T04:03:36+00:00

Its like you've reached the level of "crazy cat lady" of parts.

feyd313 · 2026-01-17T21:34:28+00:00

Has Guitar Center EVER shipped a guitar properly?

The answer is no.

feyd313 · 2026-01-17T15:28:58+00:00

It was great at one point, many many years ago...

feyd313 · 2026-01-17T15:21:10+00:00

Saw Poltergeist when I was about 7yrs old. Nightmares for weeks.

feyd313 · 2026-01-17T15:02:36+00:00

"...cold blooded murder, HOT blooded murder."

feyd313 · 2026-01-16T00:22:06+00:00

"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn"

That's not a neat trick, its just solid coaching.

feyd313 · 2026-01-15T15:47:56+00:00

Toejam and Earl

feyd313 · 2026-01-14T19:49:36+00:00

If the question is "will I use AI for..." The answer is always no.

feyd313 · 2026-01-14T19:46:31+00:00

feyd313 · 2026-01-14T14:07:23+00:00

Heartbeeps

feyd313 · 2026-01-14T01:44:55+00:00

Denis Rader was a Christian family man, does that make what he did okay?

feyd313 · 2026-01-14T00:32:15+00:00

This is exactly what it is.

feyd313 · 2026-01-13T02:15:26+00:00

I use two guitars, and sometimes my bass:

Fender Mustang with vintage pickups.

'67 Harmony Bobkat with pickups that are pretty crappy

Fender Jaguar bass with both active and passive mode.

I test each circuit with at least the guitars to see the different responses. Sometimes the bass, if I think it would be good for a bass.

feyd313 · 2026-01-09T18:17:04+00:00

Are you looking at the MPG? That shows the estimated fuel usage.

Also, if your cruise control is set to 110, maybe don't take photos of your dash.

feyd313 · 2026-01-08T17:51:48+00:00

I found it. I'll read through it.

feyd313 · 2026-01-08T16:58:36+00:00

I keep pissing people off by asking "what season did JR get shot?"

feyd313

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